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Sonic Shouldn't Have Live Action Movies.

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Sonic 1 is just...why do we need Tom, or that black girl that is less attractive than one of my 10th Grade onetitis again? I mean really, just why? Sonic 1 should've been animated and should've been about something else, like adapting Sonic 2. Sonic has such bad voice-acting and is completely inept in every way.

Sonic 2 is a butcherization of Sonic 2 and 3 but with all the charm taken away, no Angel Island, no Death Egg, just some faggish robot, before Sonic becomes super sonic and magically defeats Eggman.

Sonic 3 is even worse...first off why the fuck is Sonic Adventure not covered and second they do a shitty job of covering the Sonic Adventure 2 arc, and make Gerald Robotnik evil despite him being a more tragic character., and then Amy comes out of nowhere at the end.

I really have to wonder what SEGA was thinking when deciding to create such shitty, tone-downed movies. If I had to guess, probably to appeal to retarded children, which makes sense considering only retarded children play Sonic nowadays.
 
Oh and knuckles doesn't need to exist either, the series was absolute dog shit.
 
Live action of anything is always garbage
 
I liked them
 
They were good its Hollywood so there always has to be a mixed race couple im guessing they didn't do a nigga guy and white girl because it's going to be majority guys watching
 
most saw it because of Jim Carrey's comeback.
 
it's a lazy movie for your average gamer dad and kids to have a day off from house work while his wife is busy with her new boyfriend, maybe you ask too much from it
 
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Live-action slop movie with Reddit humor and black and white racemixing.
 
Live-action slop movie with Reddit humor and black and white racemixing.
Dont forget, sonic was voiced by a Jew, and knuckles was voiced by a nigger
 

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