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Sonic esoteric secret #454: Sonic is sucking himself off when he crotches and rolls into a ball
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Sonic would be banned for faggotry if he posted here since the guy that jizzed on his face got banned
jflObscure Sonic fact #2056: Robotnik (who's a fat balding oldcel) foresaw the problem of inceldom and offered his own solution years before the blackpill
I got many game overs in sonic games, so he lost thereForbidden Sonic knowledge #8349: Sonic is canonically mandated to never be able to lose at anything by Sega so this means he can't lose his virginity either
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Your jewish instincts making (((Eggman))) winI got many game overs in sonic games, so he lost there
Your jewish instincts making (((Eggman))) win
This brilliant mad scientist, with an IQ of 300, has the unfortunate body shape that gives him his namesake. Despite being such a brilliant scientist (specializing in robotic engineering), he is motivated by childish whims and delusions of grandeur to conquer the world. He is a romanticist and feminist, and styles himself a true gentleman. He fits the English term "Egghead" almost to a T, though. Sonic is his lifelong rival, and his schemes of world conquest have been foiled by the hedgehog time and time again.