LDAR Sometimes I want to smash my face with a hammer

[RageAgainstTDL]

Things I can only wish I could have:

- normal facial symmetry
- normal IPD
- normal jawline
- normal bite alignment
- noticeable cheekbones
- nonsunken eyes
- neutral or positive canthal tilt
- healthy strong gums/bones
- a wide and not narrow long alien head
- better skin and eye color

Fuark. When it's over it's fucking over. Just put me under, disassemble the whole thing, and wake me when you've got something better for me to work with. This shit is ridiculous.

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

over

 

[RobertsonIsShe]

Just bonesmash bro

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Humble brag

 

[1984cel]

wolf’s law is legit

Just bonesmash bro

 

[Deleted member 7573]

Just bonesmash bro

legit

 

[Deleted member 11032]

Things I can only wish I could have:

- normal facial symmetry
- normal IPD
- normal jawline
- normal bite alignment
- noticeable cheekbones
- nonsunken eyes
- neutral or positive canthal tilt
- healthy strong gums/bones
- a wide and not narrow long alien head
- better skin and eye color

Fuark. When it's over it's fucking over. Just put me under, disassemble the whole thing, and wake me when you've got something better for me to work with. This shit is ridiculous.

Time to surgerymax buddy boyo. Get wageslaving.

But you are cope silly if you think you can have this:

 

[NEETAndTidy]

It's like we are cursed. My condolences bro

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

Humble brag

Lmao.

I don't have to be humble. I will just brag.

- if I fell off a third floor balcony and landed on my face there is a 50% chance the outcome would be better and 50% chance it would be worse.
- if i got a portrait painting done people would hang it in the Louvre because they would mistake it for a Picasso.

U jelly yet? Should I keep going?

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

Time to surgerymax buddy boyo. Get wageslaving.

But you are cope silly if you think you can have this:

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The sad thing is I've already had more surgery in my life than most people ever will. You can fix some things but usually only part way and even after you've fixed one thing there's a laundry list of more to fix and it's just not possible. That cuck mogs me to oblivion. I'd kill to have that soyface.

It's like we are cursed. My condolences bro

Yup. Thanks and same to you. A fucked up face is about as fixable as autism.

Sometimes I cope well. Other times I feel like this is truly hell and we are all trapped in it.

 

[Deleted member 11032]

The sad thing is I've already had more surgery in my life than most people ever will. You can fix some things but usually only part way and even after you've fixed one thing there's a laundry list of more to fix and it's just not possible. That cuck mogs me to oblivion. I'd kill to have that soyface.



Yup. A fucked up face is about as fixable as autism. Surgery is just not that advanced.

Sometimes I cope well. Other times I feel like this is truly hell and we are all trapped in it.

Just focus on what you can improve through surgery. Save sheckles for future procedures. Advancing medical technology is a good cope.

 

[RopeShow]

 

[Deleted member 11032]

Despair is the default human condition

Only for those with a semblance of intelligence. Do you think these soys have the capability to feel despair?

They are devoid of higher emotions.

 

[Deleted member 677]

Go H.

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

Only for those with a semblance of intelligence. Do you think these soys have the capability to feel despair?

They are devoid of higher emotions.

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I'm always blown away that these people can get these perfectly decent faces and then turn themselves into these walking freakshows. What a fucking waste.

If I had a proper face I'd like to think I would do more with it than gape it like I'm about to deepthroat a BBC.

White people have squandered their genetics and become living jokes.

They're too cucked to even reproduce at a sufficient rate to replace themselves. Meanwhile the subhumans in India, China, and India are reproducing like rats. JFL

 

[KilluminoidBR]

They're too cucked to even reproduce at a sufficient rate to replace themselves. Meanwhile the subhumans in India, China, and India are reproducing like rats. JFL

Thats good... in the future we can invade europe, kill all the remaining white man and take their woman

(JK ok dont get mad SFcels)

 

[Michael15651]

Sometimes I want to blow my legs off with a shotgun for being 5’7

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

Sometimes I want to blow my legs off with a shotgun for being 5’7

Lol. I got that one too. Same height bro. Yeah it's great too isn't it? Try making an online dating profile though and frauding yourself up to 5'9" though. If you're anything like me it won't even help. If it does help wear lifts and see what you can get away with. Can't hurt more than being alone.

 

[Deleted member 9229]

Sometimes I want to blow my legs off with a shotgun for being 5’7

i am also 5'7 maybe strong 5'6 tbh

 

[Insomniac]

Just smash your face with a hammer theory

 

[Cuyen]

Just bonesmash bro

 

[Sparrow's Song]

I want to go to Thailand and get a Bangkok Blast. That's when you pay a hooker to pump and dump you. Pump you in the heart with lead and dump you in a river. I would cum in my pants the moment the buckshot rips through my chest and blasts chunks of my rib cage out of my back as my body flings backwards...

 

[EthnicelNL]

Time to surgerymax buddy boyo. Get wageslaving.

But you are cope silly if you think you can have this:

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imagine working on yourself...wagecuckmaxxing surgerymaxxing everythingmaxxing

And then you end up with a foid like that. And thats if your lucky. FUCKING OGRE.

 

[Guest37263]

Things I can only wish I could have:

- normal facial symmetry
- normal IPD
- normal jawline
- normal bite alignment
- noticeable cheekbones
- nonsunken eyes
- neutral or positive canthal tilt
- healthy strong gums/bones
- a wide and not narrow long alien head
- better skin and eye color

Fuark. When it's over it's fucking over. Just put me under, disassemble the whole thing, and wake me when you've got something better for me to work with. This shit is ridiculous.

I am exactly the same. Is it not so profoundly gut wrenching and disheartening?

Why were we not deserving of living life with the pure, simple, child like pleasure of being beautiful?

Being deeply content in your heart, with the way god made you. Fuck that must be amazing feeling.


To look in the mirror and see a beautiful face with gorgeous eyes and cheekbones and hair, and to be able to contort your face and pull silly faces any which way, and you still look cute and sweet. To have that INTERNAL SATISFACTION


Imagine

 

[Deleted member 11032]

imagine working on yourself...wagecuckmaxxing surgerymaxxing everythingmaxxing

And then you end up with a foid like that. And thats if your lucky. FUCKING OGRE.

I'd rather be subjected to water boarding than settle for that.

 

[Supreme being]

most of these flaws point to downward growth, which I suffer from. #1 cause of inceldom

 

[TheLegendofBentCock]

I remember hitting the bump on my nose with the palm of my hand when I was 18 trying to make it go down. It never made a difference. I couldn't face taking a hammer to it. But yeah, I wondered why I had to have that nose, it would have been better just to have a regular concave nose like most ppl.

I even went to the doctor about getting a nose job but she said they wouldn't operate for cosmetic reasons.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Drill a hole in your skull