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Story Something came in the mail today...

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Before you ask, it wasn't SN, a sex doll, or a Section 49 notice...

it was the certificate for my A Levels (SAT for burgercels).

I won't be saying too much about it, but they have come through the post. What's more interesting is what else arrived. Two other pieces of mail. One of them was almost identical to mine (only differences were it had the name of some foid and the address was slightly further down the road, before you ask I did not know this foid). The other was mail for my immediate neighbour.

I won't be sending any photos to avoid doxxing myself.
 
Ok, aaaaaaand?
 
(For non-burgercels: A Section 49 notice is when the police ask for your phone's PIN number/computer decryption key. It requires a court order most of the time.)
 
Ok, aaaaaaand?
Not much else. This is The Lounge after all.

I honestly thought they wanted a book I've been holding hostage for some time. But no.
 
Not much else. This is The Lounge after all.

I honestly thought they wanted a book I've been holding hostage for some time. But no.
Good, keep that book. I too have a book which actually belongs to my school. BUT that was 22 years ago and the school's been shut down completely a couple of years ago.
 
Good, keep that book. I too have a book which actually belongs to my school. BUT that was 22 years ago and the school's been shut down completely a couple of years ago.
Interesting.
 
I got a letter from some stupid credit card company
 
Good, keep that book. I too have a book which actually belongs to my school. BUT that was 22 years ago and the school's been shut down completely a couple of years ago.
Its safe to say it belongs to you now.
 
You didn't get the results in August? Which ones did you take?
 
You didn't get the results in August? Which ones did you take?
I did get results in August. The certificate is different.

I took Maths, Physics, and Chemistry (god I fucking hated the last one. I swear to God A-Level Chemistry is worse torture than being hard rejected by a landwhale looksmatched to Animecel2D)
 
I did get results in August. The certificate is different.

I took Maths, Physics, and Chemistry (god I fucking hated the last one. I swear to God A-Level Chemistry is worse torture than being hard rejected by a landwhale looksmatched to Animecel2D)
Quick: What's the test for sulfates?
 
I have no idea what thats supposed to be
Basically it's a test you have if you continue down the academic route after GCSE. It's sort of a must take if you want to go to jewniversity.
 
They can have my password when they pry it from my cold dead synapses!
 
(For non-burgercels: A Section 49 notice is when the police ask for your phone's PIN number/computer decryption key. It requires a court order most of the time.)
Why i would even trust the police, those niggas would straight up put me down then start punching me with those cudgels they use because somehow being a incel or just a sexless virgen is considered being a terrorist by the fags jews controlling everything worlwide, nigga just because im ugly and short as shit doesn't mean im a fucking terrorist
 
I did get results in August. The certificate is different.

I took Maths, Physics, and Chemistry (god I fucking hated the last one. I swear to God A-Level Chemistry is worse torture than being hard rejected by a landwhale looksmatched to Animecel2D)
Do you only have to do three subjects in the UK? In Australia, I did English (compulsory), chemistry, physics, biology and maths. This was the bare minimum number of subjects needed.
 
Do you only have to do three subjects in the UK? In Australia, I did English (compulsory), chemistry, physics, biology and maths. This was the bare minimum number of subjects needed.
Yeah it is three (with an optional 4th)
 
6 per subject. (24 total)
I meant how many hours per subject did you do throughout the duration of your final year. For each subject we had, we worked on that subject for 120 hours total throughout our final year.
 

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