Yesterday night at 3am I thought I should throw out the trash before taking a shower, so I got outside and walked to the corner of my street where there's a bin and I put the contents of the bag inside the bin. I see a female walking past me, just as I finished throwing everything away. So she enters my street and obviously I do too. She started walking faster because she could hear my footsteps behind. She probably thought I was following her or something. The nerves of females these days! A man can't even enter his own street without being registered as a potential rapist. It's probably because I'm brown, I suppose. Brown men are scary after all. *eye roll*
