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Blackpill [SOCCERPILL] FOOTBALL IS THE INCEL SPORT!

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I bet you've seen north americans saying that football is boring, but the truth is BORING is a code word for INCEL.

We know that chad worship has biological roots, but these shape cultures and cultures that have chad worship only endorse this side.

American culture is Chad/Stacy worship, it's in high school with jocks and cheerleaders, they don't even need to get good grades to pass or win college scholarships, I bet you've seen movies where the incel is humiliated and Chad is worshipped, cartoons, etc.

This connects with sports because, you see, football is the only sport where the short and ugly can stand out or even humiliate the tall and the attractive!

Messi

Maradona

Ronaldinho

Rooney


Even the untalented can excel if they follow the rules and tactics, as football is a team sport, so it doesn't entirely require genetics. Appearance doesn't come into play, it still has influence because where there are humans there is Chad Worship, but the rules don't benefit you, so if Chad doesn't play well, incel will stand out...

... north americans can't stand this... in their "american football" you depend on a strong physique and being fast something intrinsically GENETIC...
... in basketball, another of the most popular, all you need to do is literally be... TALL!

Now you want proof that BORING is just a code word for UNATTRACTIVE?
Do you know what the other most popular sport is there?

BASEBALL! FFS! HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED BASEBALL? IT'S CHILD'S PLAY! Now, watching is a real sleep aid! All it requires is arm strength and speed (genetics) plus an understanding of this sport nonsensical rules...
... yet no one calls it boring...

So why do they call football that? Because they see short, ugly, tanned people dribbling, winning, and scoring against lower-ranking nordic country filled with chadlits players and get angry about it!

:soy::foidSoy: "W-what's going on?! Why did Juan Pablo leave Chadsen on the ground with a dribble skill? W-why is he celebrating? W-why did this team with short and ugly players win the championship? This doesn't make sense...
..... UGH! This sport is somewhat BORING! Back to my chadball YAAAYY LET'S GO CHAD RUN! WOHOO TYRONE JUST SCORE 40 POINTS! ALL BECAUSE HE'S TALL! NOW THIS IS SPORT!"

Also,
Do you know which sport has a slight reputation for being "boring"? Golf! But because it's mostly a game for older people and doesn't require much genetic talent, it has this slight reputation, but it's not much due to it being a game connected to rich people.

¡TRVTHNVKE!
nuclear explosion GIF

I want this pinned, please... over.
 
You Sir, are a Scholar. :feelsYall:
 
No sports are incel sports
 
Statusmaxxed sub5 sport
 
It's a normie sport here in yurop
 
Talent is also genetic bro
 
When do we get the men beating up foids sport
 
esports exist nigga
 
Isn’t Messi objectively better than Ronaldo but cr7 gets all the worship cuz he’s chad jfl
 
Isn’t Messi objectively better than Ronaldo but cr7 gets all the worship cuz he’s chad jfl
curiosly if soccer proved something is that no fame beats chad

Lamine Yamal is the best case, probably Alex Padilla was fucked by some chad while being Yaml gf. Fame migh give you points to be a high status normie, but never get to chad. LY was a cuck
 
Kind of a point but you do realize what Messi and Maradona have is even more genetic, plus football(soccer) also benefits from greater height. I get what you're saying though.
 
Only for goalkeeper
This also applies to defenders and strikers.
A tall (centre) defender who is strong in the air is an absolute mogger.
He heads almost every high ball out of the penalty area and can get involved in attacking situations (corners, free kicks) and score quite a few goals.
A tall, powerful striker mogs anyway, especially if he has the technical ability.
He can secure and hold the ball, get past many defenders, etc.
There's a reason so many teams field tall, strong, and fast niggers.
If you lack physical strength, you need extremely good technique, which means talent. Or overview, creativity, and game intelligence.
 
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I bet you've seen north americans saying that football is boring, but the truth is BORING is a code word for INCEL.

We know that chad worship has biological roots, but these shape cultures and cultures that have chad worship only endorse this side.

American culture is Chad/Stacy worship, it's in high school with jocks and cheerleaders, they don't even need to get good grades to pass or win college scholarships, I bet you've seen movies where the incel is humiliated and Chad is worshipped, cartoons, etc.

This connects with sports because, you see, football is the only sport where the short and ugly can stand out or even humiliate the tall and the attractive!

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Even the untalented can excel if they follow the rules and tactics, as football is a team sport, so it doesn't entirely require genetics. Appearance doesn't come into play, it still has influence because where there are humans there is Chad Worship, but the rules don't benefit you, so if Chad doesn't play well, incel will stand out...

... north americans can't stand this... in their "american football" you depend on a strong physique and being fast something intrinsically GENETIC...
... in basketball, another of the most popular, all you need to do is literally be... TALL!

Now you want proof that BORING is just a code word for UNATTRACTIVE?
Do you know what the other most popular sport is there?

BASEBALL! FFS! HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED BASEBALL? IT'S CHILD'S PLAY! Now, watching is a real sleep aid! All it requires is arm strength and speed (genetics) plus an understanding of this sport nonsensical rules...
... yet no one calls it boring...

So why do they call football that? Because they see short, ugly, tanned people dribbling, winning, and scoring against lower-ranking nordic country filled with chadlits players and get angry about it!




Also,
Do you know which sport has a slight reputation for being "boring"? Golf! But because it's mostly a game for older people and doesn't require much genetic talent, it has this slight reputation, but it's not much due to it being a game connected to rich people.

¡TRVTHNVKE!
nuclear explosion GIF

I want this pinned, please... over.
Counter-Point Woltemade
 
ofc still someone with shit genetics still can succeed if understand his role in the collective, I wrote this.


Only for goalkeeper
No, average premier league height is 6'1, and remember that's drawing largely from countries where the average height is <5'9. Quit coping nigga.
 
Truthnvke, if you look best soccer players in history 9 out of 10 will be sub5
 
Unfortunately more chads are getting into the sport as their athletic bodies are more desirable for modern game
 
Absolutely correct, football is the biggest sport in the world for a reason. North American cucks won't understand it. Basketball is just a bunch of tall big black niggas jogging with a ball and America football is just a bunch of roided mfs bumping into each other.

Anyone can play Football ⚽.

But another thing is that the footballers are all insanely fit and even if they're facially ugly they have the perfect female gaze body. So a football chad is more valuable than an American football chad.
 
When the two best ever are below 1m70 you know it's a good sport
 
Football is closely tied with normie culture in Europe. If you are American you maybe feel unique watching soccer but that isn't how it is in Europe.
 
Absolutely correct, football is the biggest sport in the world for a reason. North American cucks won't understand it. Basketball is just a bunch of tall big black niggas jogging with a ball and America football is just a bunch of roided mfs bumping into each other.

Anyone can play Football ⚽.

But another thing is that the footballers are all insanely fit and even if they're facially ugly they have the perfect female gaze body. So a football chad is more valuable than an American football chad.
It is the biggest sport in the world because of British/European colonialism just like how the English language is. It has nothing to do with how good the sport is.
 
It is the biggest sport in the world because of British/European colonialism just like how the English language is. It has nothing to do with how good the sport is.
Not really basketball, Cricket, Rugby and all the other ones were the same. None of them are anywhere close to football.

There is even a joke that the Christian missionaries conquered the lands with a football in one hand and a Bible in the other.

Moreover sports similar to football was even practiced by the mayans and ancient people like that.
 
I bet you've seen north americans saying that football is boring, but the truth is BORING is a code word for INCEL.

We know that chad worship has biological roots, but these shape cultures and cultures that have chad worship only endorse this side.

American culture is Chad/Stacy worship, it's in high school with jocks and cheerleaders, they don't even need to get good grades to pass or win college scholarships, I bet you've seen movies where the incel is humiliated and Chad is worshipped, cartoons, etc.

This connects with sports because, you see, football is the only sport where the short and ugly can stand out or even humiliate the tall and the attractive!

View attachment 1554821
View attachment 1554823
View attachment 1554824
View attachment 1554827

Even the untalented can excel if they follow the rules and tactics, as football is a team sport, so it doesn't entirely require genetics. Appearance doesn't come into play, it still has influence because where there are humans there is Chad Worship, but the rules don't benefit you, so if Chad doesn't play well, incel will stand out...

... north americans can't stand this... in their "american football" you depend on a strong physique and being fast something intrinsically GENETIC...
... in basketball, another of the most popular, all you need to do is literally be... TALL!

Now you want proof that BORING is just a code word for UNATTRACTIVE?
Do you know what the other most popular sport is there?

BASEBALL! FFS! HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED BASEBALL? IT'S CHILD'S PLAY! Now, watching is a real sleep aid! All it requires is arm strength and speed (genetics) plus an understanding of this sport nonsensical rules...
... yet no one calls it boring...

So why do they call football that? Because they see short, ugly, tanned people dribbling, winning, and scoring against lower-ranking nordic country filled with chadlits players and get angry about it!




Also,
Do you know which sport has a slight reputation for being "boring"? Golf! But because it's mostly a game for older people and doesn't require much genetic talent, it has this slight reputation, but it's not much due to it being a game connected to rich people.

¡TRVTHNVKE!
nuclear explosion GIF

I want this pinned, please... over.
Wow high IQ post, Maradona was a mogger tho u can't use him as an example
 

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