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So now I'm taking part in medical trials to earn money, JFL at my life

itsOVER

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I'm a poorfag and a brainlet so this is like the only way I have to earn money. In a couple of weeks I'm going to be sat in the hospital for 5 days while they inject me with god knows what. How the fuck did my life come to this?

Btw does anyone want to pass on a message to Saint Elliot? Just in case I die and there is an afterlife, you know...
 
can you pm me some links

i need to rebuild my bank cus my mom withdrew all of my money from our shared bank account a few hours ago
 
Wait so you don't know what you're getting and what they want to test?
 
SeifEsteem said:
can you pm me some links

i need to rebuild my bank cus my mom withdrew all of my money from our shared bank account a few hours ago

Why is this account not banned yet?
 
Twisted said:
How much do you get paid for this?

I may consider this too in order to cover my surgeries incase the cryptocurrency doesn't work out

Getting paid 1k GBP for it.
 
Facade said:
Wait so you don't know what you're getting and what they want to test?

Well they told me but I'm too brainlet to really understand it. I just saw 1k jewcoins and thought sign me up.


Twisted said:
Just for the one trial?

Man I need to look into this

Before you start getting excited...you can only do one every 3 months.
 
itsOVER said:
Getting paid 1k GBP for it.

That's well paid for 5 days of 'work'.
 
FeminismsCancer said:
That's well paid for 5 days of 'work'.

Yeah definitely. But JFL at my life ending up like this...rolling dice with your health to earn some cash cos I'm too stupid to do anything else and too ugly to get by with good looks.
 
Twisted said:
£6k saved up already to cover the fillers

An extra £1k should be good as I can do it behind my parents back and then get the hair transplant without them knowing

They're not gonna notice you missing for 5 days? You can't leave the clinic bro,  it's not like a 9-5.
 
Twisted said:
I'll tell them I'm on a holiday in the UK with a friend.

You think they'll buy that? Would seem rather...out of character for you.
 
Who knows maybe one of the drugs will make you more appealing to women.
 
KV3 said:
Who knows maybe one of the drugs will make you more appealing to women.

Sadly I don't think I'm getting HGH to enlarge my facial bones.
 
Damn im sorry that it has to go this way.

Just imagine they give you some shit and it makes fall of all youre hair.
 
Incel_Dikshit said:
Damn im sorry that it has to go this way.

Just imagine they give you some shit and it makes fall of all youre hair.

I'll rope srsly.
 

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