Blackpill [Snakepill] You can't compete against this!

[AsiaCel]

According to the site https://www.howitworksdaily.com/which-is-the-worlds-most-common-snake/

The Garter Snake (Thamnophis sirtalis) are among the most common type, so that's use this.


WEIGHT

According to the reddit thread, the human penis weighs about 28g

**** 1 ounce = 1 pound/16 = 453.59/16 = 28.35 grams

Now the average Garter Snake weighs 150g

150g vs 28g
Wow!

SIZE

According to a study analysisng 17 studies, the average men in Britain have a erect size of 5.21 inch and girth being 4.59

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/he...-size-...-and-its-smaller-than-you-think.html

Analysis of 17 studies involving more than 15,500 men revealed that the average length of an erect penis is 5.16 inches (13.12 centimetres) and 3.6 inches (9.16cm) when flaccid.

The average Garter snake is 21 inches+

No data on the average girth of these snakes, but it's pretty big

FLEXIBILITY

Your penis needs to be 8+ inch to fully satisfy a female with her A spot (very deep, located around the cervix), G spot, and clit.

Most snakes are longer than the average 5 inches penis, not to mention they are highly flexbility and can move around to satisfy a female to make up for their lack of girth (small snakes)

So how can YOU compete with this?

https://ashaimanonline.com/video-man-sleeps-snake/

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Naked whores having sex with python is a classical theme in art.

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And octopuses too, they are called "tentacle erotica", it's ancient Japanese art form.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tentacle_erotica

Whores have inherently strong attraction towards hard, cylindrical slithery moving objects.

 

[Cuyen]

Foids literally fuck everything except us

 

[Deleted member 4804]

This is more retarded than the dogpill spam. Snakes can't get erect, they're permanently flaccid. How would fucking one even work?

 

[Deleted member 14866]

This is more retarded than the dogpill spam.

massive cope

 

[Smallframecel]

Its over mammalian cels

 

[Lifeisbullshit95]

over

 

[tehgymcel420]

It's over, jfl at not being an animal.

 

[iKillCucks]

over

It's over, jfl at not being an animal.

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

This is more retarded than the dogpill spam. Snakes can't get erect, they're permanently flaccid. How would fucking one even work?

low iq

 

[Insomniac]

The snakepill asphyxiated me

 

[Damo the incel]

Foids literally fuck everything except us

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Eh not reading the whole thing but the human body’s density is almost identical to that of water. An average 6x5 dick is ~200cc’s and thus 200 grams.. not 28..

 

[Michael15651]

Foids literally fuck everything except us

 

[Sheogorath]

Snakes are at the top of the food chain and top of girls hearts they will literally adopt other pets just to murder them to feed to the snake

 

[Incline]

Naked whores having sex with python is a classical theme in art.

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And octopuses too, they are called "tentacle erotica", it's ancient Japanese art form.

Spoiler: nsfw

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Spoiler: nsfw (cracker whore)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tentacle_erotica

Whores have inherently strong attraction towards hard, cylindrical slithery moving objects.

That's because snakes are culturally represented as evil and sinful so its like a play on themes it doesn't really have much to do with bestiality.