Small penis problems

[Spooky_Heejin]

You struggle peeing standing up because sometimes you piss all over your pants since you don't have the barrel length and range to reach the toilet.

Jerking off gives you massive cramps in the hand since you can't grip it like a baseball bat, you can only use only use your thumb, middle finger, and pointer finger.

It's also Physically impossible for you to have sex with a sex doll since you can't reach her vaginal canal.

@LastGerman can you relate?

 

[ManOfVengeance]

you have to use 2 fingers? nigga, it's over.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

you have to use 2 fingers? nigga, it's over.

God hated me which is why he made me a ginger with a micro penis and autism.

 

[Animecel2D]

I can relate to these problems

 

[Lifeless]

Very relatable

 

[Grodd]

Dickpill is too brutal

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Very relatable

God legitimately hates us.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

I can relate to these problems

Fuck genetics.

 

[Animecel2D]

Fuck genetics.

Forever a prisoner of our DNA

 

[Lifeless]

God legitimately hates us.

yeah, that's why we're cursed with these genetics

 

[Super Nigger Boy]

ovER

 

[LastGerman]

You struggle peeing standing up because sometimes you piss all over your pants since you don't have the barrel length and range to reach the toilet.

Jerking off gives you massive cramps in the hand since you can't grip it like a baseball bat, you can only use only use your thumb, middle finger, and pointer finger.

It's also Physically impossible for you to have sex with a sex doll since you can't reach her vaginal canal.

@LastGerman can you relate?

I do not even want to look at it while I am pissing. I piss all over the place and I also miss the toilet. You story about the sex doll is really terrifying and I still remember it.

 

[Midnight Animal]

 

[psyop]

@PLA1092 feels your pain

 

[MountainGorilla]

ginger

Why am I not surprised, your sister is a nigger loving libtard, do you have cousins that converted to islam

 

[bcroger]

Jelqing and stretching can extend penis length.

Google "penis extender studies" Im too lazy to point out the studies but you can gain about an inch on your soft dick and about .6 inches on your hard dick. The men in those studies usually have penis sizes of 4-5 inches, so if you get the same percentage increase it can be a bit bigger. You can't increase shaft girth with penis extenders and pumps per the studies but you can increase mushroom girth.

Too lazy to post the studies here, but you can google it for yourself.

 

[Pancakecel]

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Forever a prisoner of our DNA

 

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[Sub5incelfreak]

Its so over

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Why am I not surprised, your sister is a nigger loving libtard, do you have cousins that converted to islam

Not yet.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Jelqing and stretching can extend penis length.

Google "penis extender studies" Im too lazy to point out the studies but you can gain about an inch on your soft dick and about .6 inches on your hard dick. The men in those studies usually have penis sizes of 4-5 inches, so if you get the same percentage increase it can be a bit bigger. You can't increase shaft girth with penis extenders and pumps per the studies but you can increase mushroom girth.

Too lazy to post the studies here, but you can google it for yourself.

No thanks, but thank you for the help. I've tried it before but I was so sick of having pain in my crotch 24/7 I stopped it.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

I do not even want to look at it while I am pissing. I piss all over the place and I also miss the toilet.

I just piss sitting down now. That way I don't have to clean up the piss around the toilet and or don't have to swap a different pair of pants when I'm done.

You story about the sex doll is really terrifying and I still remember it.

It unironically haunts me more than when I blew part of my face off in a failed suicide attempt.

 

[bcroger]

No thanks, but thank you for the help. I've tried it before but I was so sick of having pain in my crotch 24/7 I stopped it.

was your dick just sore or actual pain?

 

[Steiner_Atlas]

What copes keep you going?

 

[AutistSupremacist]

Extremely ovER

 

[Extern]

God hated me which is why he made me a ginger with a micro penis and autism.

Brutal

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

What copes keep you going?

I buy lots of toys, usually 1/6 figures made from DML that are military ones. That and video games.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

was your dick just sore or actual pain?

Sore, but it would cause excruciating pain when I'd piss and made jacking off impossible.

 

[retirednormie]

try penis-enlargement pills

 

[Runt171]

You struggle peeing standing up because sometimes you piss all over your pants since you don't have the barrel length and range to reach the toilet.

Jerking off gives you massive cramps in the hand since you can't grip it like a baseball bat, you can only use only use your thumb, middle finger, and pointer finger.

It's also Physically impossible for you to have sex with a sex doll since you can't reach her vaginal canal.

@LastGerman can you relate?

What size is your dick if you have to use your fingers ??

 

[Runt171]

God hated me which is why he made me a ginger with a micro penis and autism.

 

[nazianime]

That’s brutal man, 2 finger jerkoff. I am not that small but se dolls are not even fun when you fall out so easily.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

What size is your dick if you have to use your fingers ??

About 2.5 but the fat around my body shrinks it to around 2 or so.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

That’s brutal man, 2 finger jerkoff. I am not that small but se dolls are not even fun when you fall out so easily.

Imagine how a woman would be if your penis kept falling out because it's not big like the dildo's she's used to, she'd probably find any reason she could to break up with you.

 

[Runt171]

About 2.5 but the fat around my body shrinks it to around 2 or so.

Fucking brutal man

How old are you??

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Fucking brutal man

How old are you??

22 going onto 23 in a few months. Mind me asking why?

 

[yeetbender_]

Dickpill is too brutal.

 

[eatdinner]

People will never understand. They will never understand the pain a condition like this causes. The problems never end. You can’t even speak to others about the condition. You would literally have to be born with the condition to understand it. I’ve tried to speak to my mom about it, it’s too humiliating. I’ve tried to come out to her about it indirectly, tried to insinuate it.

It never crosses a normies mind, but when it does its as a joke. Normies love to make fun of the condition. To the point where if you open up about it people will just laugh at you.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

People will never understand. They will never understand the pain a condition like this causes. The problems never end. You can’t even speak to others about the condition. You would literally have to be born with the condition to understand it. I’ve tried to speak to my mom about it, it’s too humiliating. I’ve tried to come out to her about it indirectly, tried to insinuate it.

It never crosses a normies mind, but when it does its as a joke. Normies love to make fun of the condition. To the point where if you open up about it people will just laugh at you.

I hate it so fucking much. I've tried talking about it with my Mom too and she barely batted an eye about it and changed the subject to some other dumb shit.

My sister not too long ago was making fun of men with small penises saying "all men who drive big trucks are compensating for their small penises" (I drive a big truck too, dumb bitch didn't realize she was insulting me)

There's no one irl to talk to about this, no one wants to fucking hear it. They'll either dismiss it, lie, or gaslight you and say "oh no bro, your life could be so much worse."
@LastGerman

 

[LastGerman]

People will never understand. They will never understand the pain a condition like this causes. The problems never end. You can’t even speak to others about the condition. You would literally have to be born with the condition to understand it. I’ve tried to speak to my mom about it, it’s too humiliating. I’ve tried to come out to her about it indirectly, tried to insinuate it.

It never crosses a normies mind, but when it does its as a joke. Normies love to make fun of the condition. To the point where if you open up about it people will just laugh at you.

Indeed.

I hate it so fucking much. I've tried talking about it with my Mom too and she barely batted an eye about it and changed the subject to some other dumb shit.

My sister not too long ago was making fun of men with small penises saying "all men who drive big trucks are compensating for their small penises" (I drive a big truck too, dumb bitch didn't realize she was insulting me)

There's no one irl to talk to about this, no one wants to fucking hear it. They'll either dismiss it, lie, or gaslight you and say "oh no bro, your life could be so much worse."
@LastGerman

I have also noticed that. For some reason, the own family, specially the female side of it have become, I would even say, "nasty" to some extend. They have become "nasty" towards you. Females really have no problems to insult small penises openly. They talk bad about men in general. This also reminds me of this thread:

My sisters have both called me an incel now

They can absolutely tell that I am one just from my looks and height, but also because of my rhetoric. Even though I am 1000x more mild in my rhetoric IRL than I am ever on here. I try to mask and look as normie or bluepilled as possible, but sometimes yes I do give them a little pushback. And...

incels.is

His family, his sisters, are talking bad about men in general and if he says anything, he will be labeled as an incel. If you say anything, when females make fun of small pensies, you will also have a small penis. This has only become worse. Your sister is making fun of men with small penises. There was always this sentiment of men who have big cars trying compensate with it because they have a small penis. But there is no sentiment when it comes to females. Females are now the ones driving big cars while more and more men are unable to drive. This is also a topic, that is not really talked about it either. I did talk about this in the past, but this thread once again reminded me of it.

 

[Runt171]

22 going onto 23 in a few months. Mind me asking why?

I thought you would be an oldcel for some reason