Shalom, chaver!
Here at Goyim Control Products, we produce various tools to help keep those pesky goyim from noticing your trickery.
Our latest creation (which we definitely didn't steal from one of our slaves) is the Slopatron 4000.
This machine is able to produce synthetic goyslop at a rate unparalleled by competitors. The slop always contains enough soy, Adderall, fluoride, Red 40, and other goygredients necessary to keep the goyim's brain numb and prevent noticing. Feeding goyim goyslop produced by the Slopatron 4000 directly will produce the best results. They will be unable to eat normal food again. They will forever be in line, and not notice a thing is up.
Orders are priced from 9,999 NIS upwards. We may demand additional payments to allow the funding of our global banking systems, and to help fund the next local Holocaust Memorial Day in either your area or overseas.
To place orders, phone us at +972 (0)3-GOY-SLOP (Dial: +972 (0)3-469-7567),
or write to:
Goyim Control Products Global Ltd.
Avraham Stern Street 8
Tel Aviv-Yafo
ISRAEL
or visit: http://goyimcontrol.co.il/
[Note: To prevent orders from )))unauthorized individuals(((, we conduct all of our orders in Hebrew and Yiddish only. Anyone making orders in a language other than these will be reported directly to Mossad. Payment is to be done in NIS only.]
[Health Warning: Misrad HaBri'ut warns that the slop produced by this machine is not kosher, and direct consumption is likely to cause type 2 diabetes, heart diseases, stroke, cancers, addiction, and various other diseases. Not for human consumption.]
Here at Goyim Control Products, we produce various tools to help keep those pesky goyim from noticing your trickery.
Our latest creation (which we definitely didn't steal from one of our slaves) is the Slopatron 4000.
This machine is able to produce synthetic goyslop at a rate unparalleled by competitors. The slop always contains enough soy, Adderall, fluoride, Red 40, and other goygredients necessary to keep the goyim's brain numb and prevent noticing. Feeding goyim goyslop produced by the Slopatron 4000 directly will produce the best results. They will be unable to eat normal food again. They will forever be in line, and not notice a thing is up.
Orders are priced from 9,999 NIS upwards. We may demand additional payments to allow the funding of our global banking systems, and to help fund the next local Holocaust Memorial Day in either your area or overseas.
To place orders, phone us at +972 (0)3-GOY-SLOP (Dial: +972 (0)3-469-7567),
or write to:
Goyim Control Products Global Ltd.
Avraham Stern Street 8
Tel Aviv-Yafo
ISRAEL
or visit: http://goyimcontrol.co.il/
[Note: To prevent orders from )))unauthorized individuals(((, we conduct all of our orders in Hebrew and Yiddish only. Anyone making orders in a language other than these will be reported directly to Mossad. Payment is to be done in NIS only.]
[Health Warning: Misrad HaBri'ut warns that the slop produced by this machine is not kosher, and direct consumption is likely to cause type 2 diabetes, heart diseases, stroke, cancers, addiction, and various other diseases. Not for human consumption.]
