[Slop review] Mortal Kombat 2

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

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dont watch

 

[St3v3Cel]

The @BasedGoyslopReviews have finally reached Incels.is proper.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

They need to cast former playboy playmates with huge tits and nice ass as the female characters, not 'actresses.' This is how women should be depicted in movies and video games-- like in the original video games they got stacies like Kerri Hoskins who is still fappable tbh, and a ton of fappable babes on that Mortal Kombat Konquest show. Every chick on that show was goonfuel

They were like baywatch hot, where it's like they didn't even need to be naked-- they could stand around in a revealing outfit and be fappable. I dont care if a female can act. You aren't gonna win an oscar in a mortal kombat movie.

I just fucking hate what mortal kombat has turned into. its a fucking joke now. Too many guest characters. Its too funny and relatable to normies for its own good. I wish mortal kombat would take itself seriously again. I will admit I did like how they at least had Shao Khan do his moves authentically, and scorpion is fucking kool. But Karl Urban is no Johnny Cage, the guy is too big and too slow, he's no Linden Ashby. Mortal Kombat should just be a period piece at this point and take place in 1995:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHIfHL5UgFs


Although I like the level of violence and choreography and special moves in the newer films, it just lacks that 90s kool, that 90s sense of what is sexy and, that 90s sense of wonder about a martial arts tournament flick is, untainted by 'MCU' style tropes and storytelling.

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

I wish mortal kombat would take itself seriously again

this is one of my biggest gripes for media lately. So much shit doesnt take itself seriously, so why should I. Recent examples in my memory include mk, fallout tv show, a knight of seven kingdoms tv show, a couple of the resident evil remakes, project hail mary movie.
In most of the games Jade was hot. In this film she looks like the downtown prison bitch aka gay little negro man
(and i picked a flattering photo here so its not cherry picked)

but worst of all was the ending. When Shao Kahn choked out kitana, and his 200 kilo of muscle hands are still wringing her neck after she passes out, but she gets a flashback of her sad childhood trauma scene while she still has no oxygen going to her brain and should be entering death/brain damage, she suddenly surges back awake, and kills him, still with 0 oxygen going to her brain. I'm sorry but no thats just beyond retarded

 

[SewerGoat]

They need to cast former playboy playmates with huge tits and nice ass as the female characters, not 'actresses.' This is how women should be depicted in movies and video games-- like in the original video games they got stacies like Kerri Hoskins who is still fappable tbh, and a ton of fappable babes on that Mortal Kombat Konquest show. Every chick on that show was goonfuel

They were like baywatch hot, where it's like they didn't even need to be naked-- they could stand around in a revealing outfit and be fappable. I dont care if a female can act. You aren't gonna win an oscar in a mortal kombat movie.

I just fucking hate what mortal kombat has turned into. its a fucking joke now. Too many guest characters. Its too funny and relatable to normies for its own good. I wish mortal kombat would take itself seriously again. I will admit I did like how they at least had Shao Khan do his moves authentically, and scorpion is fucking kool. But Karl Urban is no Johnny Cage, the guy is too big and too slow, he's no Linden Ashby. Mortal Kombat should just be a period piece at this point and take place in 1995:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHIfHL5UgFs


Although I like the level of violence and choreography and special moves in the newer films, it just lacks that 90s kool, that 90s sense of what is sexy and, that 90s sense of wonder about a martial arts tournament flick is, untainted by 'MCU' style tropes and storytelling.

Not one fucking second. You are the most miserable mod on this forum. You are a piece of shit

 

[SlayerSlayer]

this is one of my biggest gripes for media lately. So much shit doesnt take itself seriously, so why should I. Recent examples in my memory include mk, fallout tv show, a knight of seven kingdoms tv show, a couple of the resident evil remakes.
In most of the games Jade was hot. In this film she looks like the downtown prison bitch aka gay little negro man
(and i picked a flattering photo here so its not cherry picked)
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but worst of all was the ending. When Shao Kahn choked out kitana, and his 200 kilo of muscle hands are still wringing her neck after she passes out, but she gets a flashback of her sad childhood trauma scene while she still has no oxygen going to her brain and should be entering death/brain damage, she suddenly surges back awake, and kills him, still with 0 oxygen going to her brain. I'm sorry but no thats just beyond retarded

IF THE JAPANESE MADE AN ANIME ABOUT THIS IN THE 1990s KITANA WOULD HAVE A NUDE SCENE IN A FOUNTAIN OR SOME SHIT, AnD GENOCYBER STYLE FATALITIES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL DIRTY INSIDE, NOT LIKE 'HAHA THAT WAS BRUTAL', BUT WE JSUT HAVE THE LAMEST DEPICTION OF THESE CHARACTERS AND CORNY ASS JOKES FROM KANO

 

[SewerGoat]

They need to cast former playboy playmates with huge tits and nice ass as the female characters, not 'actresses.' This is how women should be depicted in movies and video games-- like in the original video games they got stacies like Kerri Hoskins who is still fappable tbh, and a ton of fappable babes on that Mortal Kombat Konquest show. Every chick on that show was goonfuel

They were like baywatch hot, where it's like they didn't even need to be naked-- they could stand around in a revealing outfit and be fappable. I dont care if a female can act. You aren't gonna win an oscar in a mortal kombat movie.

I just fucking hate what mortal kombat has turned into. its a fucking joke now. Too many guest characters. Its too funny and relatable to normies for its own good. I wish mortal kombat would take itself seriously again. I will admit I did like how they at least had Shao Khan do his moves authentically, and scorpion is fucking kool. But Karl Urban is no Johnny Cage, the guy is too big and too slow, he's no Linden Ashby. Mortal Kombat should just be a period piece at this point and take place in 1995:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHIfHL5UgFs


Although I like the level of violence and choreography and special moves in the newer films, it just lacks that 90s kool, that 90s sense of what is sexy and, that 90s sense of wonder about a martial arts tournament flick is, untainted by 'MCU' style tropes and storytelling.

Dnr btw. Not gonna read one word from you. You constantly write a bunch of BS. It's a wonder why you are even a mod.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Dnr btw. Not gonna read one word from you. You constantly write a bunch of BS. It's a wonder why you are even a mod.

deal with it homie