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Slip Knot skank at the bus exchange / other storytime shit

rockwell1488

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I was at the bus exchange an hour ago and I saw a little slut wearing a skanky Slip Knot outfit. Her legs were fully visible, as is often the case, and also she had decorated the sides of her eyes with dark black something-or-rather. The only impressive thing was that her hair was grown to her ass. She wandered into the distance when I first saw her but then she came around to my end of the bus exchange so I tried to talk to her, without any effort on her part. I asked her if she knew of any guys who played electric guitar, but the only one she knew was her ex-boyfriend. I said that I wouldn't agree with her regarding music, and I said that I had recently taken a strong liking to Judas Priest. She didn't have anything to say and I concluded that I would [HOPEFULLY] jam with my best pal in the near future (not that we have done a jam since 2012/2013)

5 seconds after I stopped talking to her, she went back to tapping away on her phone and she had her ear phones on again. It's school holidays so I'm guessing that this chick was 17 years old. Within 30 seconds of our conversation dying she got up and disappeared. Her attention span was limited but I expected it. After that experience I realise why I prefer the jb cuties in the afternoon - they look good in their school uniforms, especially in contrast to the SlipKnot wanna-be headbanger. Once I was sitting at the very back of a bus and the jb cutie a few seats to my left was sneaking a bite to eat in spite of the bus rules - she'd look up to see the driver through the mirror, and each time the driver was focussed on the road, the jb would put another snack in her mouth. It was heartwarming to watch, out of the corner of my eye.

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Before anyone asks why I didn't fuck this SlipKnot chick - I don't have sound-proofing in this unit and I don't have a car. How would I fuck her? Maybe I could've got her number and asked her to meet me in town later on for a blowjob. That'd be quite a scene, me arriving in 3 layers of clothing plus gumboots. I'd have to unzip my nylon rain pants and whip my dick out of my army-surplus trousers' zipper. She would probably forget to attend the meeting! Miss SlipKnot is the kind of jb most guys would try to fuck, but they're so unreliable. She didn't ask me any questions when I talked to her. If you don't fuck them within 12 hours you might as well forget about them :forcedsmile:

Background / extended story time


The SlipKnot skank story occurred on my way back home after a trip to the dentist. On that topic, there was a chick at the dentist reception who didn't say a word to me. I tried to communicate with her using pictures - I held up a copy of Time Magazine which shows Trump towering over a tiny bean child with the caption "welcome to America". This chick in the waiting room didn't even laugh or make a comment. Lads on incels.is are right about the lack of loyalty from these young girls, they also get scared for little-to-no reason. Fortunately (for my poor mood!) I did have one lifefuel experience on the way home, the chick in the row in front of me was reading a contract for a volunteer position. I occasionally sneaked a look to read the contract over her shoulder, it looked really boring! I asked her about it and I told her that an 8 page contract for a volunteer position was fucking dumb. My current volunteer position had maybe 2 pages of TOC which includes the values guideline. The chick on the bus was really nice but again there is the reliability problem and also I couldn't relate to her: as soon as I tell her about my mentalcel background she will get scared and run from me lol. I can't relate to people or trust others unless they're willing to hear me out, but 99% of people aren't up to that. So every interaction has to be uncomfortable - potentially every question I'm asked will prompt me to explain the past 8-15 years of my life and saying nothing isn't a good option either. I have to learn to bullshit people a little bit and then feel guilty about it later.

In a few weeks I'll probably have a fuck-up story because there's this chick who I've had the hots for since yesterday and I can't get her off my mind. Next time I meet her she'll probably be on break with her phone out, in which case I will say "hey beautiful, can you please put your phone away". Knowing me, I'll probably say something that will piss her off but I'll try to hold off doing that. Even if I succeed there is a zero percent chance of ascending with this chick. She is intelligent and slightly reserved, but I did notice that she talks to me and asks intelligent questions about my life, eg. "so if it weren't for any sort of problems, what job would you ideally be doing".

tbh this chick is really good. I know that I couldn't get an erection for a dumb bitch or a slut who giggles all the time, it's impossible!!!! :rage:

Intelligent women, while offering fun rivalry in conversation, can also be intimidating. I have no clue how to get things off my chest and describe myself without getting into incendiary topics. I like to read books and highIQmaxx even though it feels like I'm digging a deeper hole by becoming more HighIQ-cel, I just can't relate to normal people and it gets harder each year. I am biblemaxxed as far as a non-Christian can be, and I virtuemaxx at a Christian charity. If there's a foodbank in your area, go and volunteer, it is a mandatory life experience to help a charity which helps local people. At the place where I volunteer there's a guy who's sort of uncool but he's in the right place volunteering at the food bank - nobody will judge him here.
 
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>SLIPKNOT APPAREL IN 2018
oh no hahahhaahahahaa, on a foid! slipknot shirt, in 2018, ON A FOID hahahahahaaa
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rockwell1488

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>SLIPKNOT APPAREL IN 2018
oh no hahahhaahahahaa, on a foid! slipknot shirt, in 2018, ON A FOID hahahahahaaa
I looked on the SlipKnot merch website and I couldn't find this foid's clothing. But they had a 19th anniversary t-shirt :lul:

Fucking Slip Knot forever bro, it's totally more than a fashion statement for teenage girls :lul::lul:

Also - it wasn't a shirt it was something more elaborate, or maybe it was a shirt and she was wearing another thing over the top. Anyway she achieved her purpose - she got attention!
 
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asperger retard. ill bet you dont even look fucked up youre just pure mentally ill.
 
Redpill Robert

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Hardworkingcel

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That was a shitty story. Nothing happened.
 
rockwell1488

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JFL at anyone who has ever listened to Slip Knot and thought that it was okay music. The gig scene is dead in my city too. Asking for possible bandmates is just dumb but I express interest nevertheless.
 
Modus Coperandi

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loool you really think that foid knows slipknot? 0 chance. they just want to be edgy when they wear band shirts.

Priest is amazing brother. You should try to see them live before they retire for good.
Many great songs to play on guitar. I really like their style.
 
rockwell1488

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loool you really think that foid knows slipknot? 0 chance. they just want to be edgy when they wear band shirts.
Yup!

Priest is amazing brother. You should try to see them live before they retire for good.
Many great songs to play on guitar. I really like their style.
Their style is fantastic. I don't know about their recent albums but Stained Class is the best! It's musical, not mechanical. I saw that they played a show in America early this year. Sadly I'm too far away and I couldn't afford a ticket anyway. I saw that Tipton retired and I also learned that he plays with EMG pickups which was interesting to me. If you know how long Tipton used EMGs throughout his career, then PM me and we'll continue this off-topic convo.
 
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I push my fingers into my EYEEEEEEESSS!
 
Anger

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Weirdcel

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Tfw no gf who is into slipknot
 
Blancmange

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You should be proud of making conversation with random JB but should have tried to keep the conversation going..

Bringing up guitars and Judas Priest can only go so far...
 
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loool you really think that foid knows slipknot? 0 chance. they just want to be edgy when they wear band shirts.

Priest is amazing brother. You should try to see them live before they retire for good.
Many great songs to play on guitar. I really like their style.
true people really do wear shirts of bands they don't like or don't even know
 
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Their style is fantastic. I don't know about their recent albums but Stained Class is the best! It's musical, not mechanical. I saw that they played a show in America early this year. Sadly I'm too far away and I couldn't afford a ticket anyway. I saw that Tipton retired and I also learned that he plays with EMG pickups which was interesting to me. If you know how long Tipton used EMGs throughout his career, then PM me and we'll continue this off-topic convo.
stained class is great. playing the beyond the realms of death solo is pure orgasmic every time.
I don't care much about pickups so idk mate, I just play for my own enjoyment and never really bothered to invest / research in expensive equipment.
 
Cleftcel

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foids never liked that music or any music for that matter, they choose which music they espouse support for by what the band members look like or what kind of men like that music
 
Mongolianwizard

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>slipknot
>Women would rather slip a knot into themselves than fuck an incel
it's over
 

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