Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

Single mother, 30, with 200 notch count is now ready to find a husband

D

Dota

Recruit
★★★★
Joined
Dec 2, 2017
Posts
391


Self-confessed sex addict, 30, who's slept with 200 men and lost her virginity AGED 12 says she's now celibate after becoming a mother

Laurie Jade Woodruff, 30, from Sheffield, used to sleep with six men a week but birth of 18-month-old son Henry made her change her ways.
Since attending Sex and Love Addicts anonymous meetings she has been celibate for four months.

- "She said that she has slept with so many men, between 100 and 200, that she has lost count of her number of conquests."

- "Her loss of her virginity as a 12-year-old was just the start of an obsession that took over her life."

- "One one occasion, when in her 20s, Ms Woodruff had sex with six men at once at a Liverpool sex party while her ex watched. "

- "the 'six big relationships' that she has had have not lasted long because her partners could not handle her promiscuity. She and Henry's dad, Ian, split up because of her addiction, she added."

- "But Ms Woodruff only realised that she needed to get help when, rather than prioritising her son, she was too busy obsessing over sex and sleeping with controlling men."

- "To be dominated has always been my thing but I became a slave to this type of guy,' she said"

- "There was a discrepancy between men being a 'legend or a player' if they were promiscuous and highly sexed women being judged harshly"

- "Monogamy is now the aim, the 30-year-old added, but she will always be 'highly sexual'."

10772602-6789343-Laurie_Jade_Woodruff_30_used_to_sleep_with_up_to_six_men_a_week_-m-3_1552122845237.jpg
 
Deleted member 6470

Deleted member 6470

Self-banned
-
Joined
May 4, 2018
Posts
9,683
Henry, portrait of a serial killer. I can't wait for this one.
 
MarriedAndLookin4Fun

MarriedAndLookin4Fun

Late stage LDAR
-
Joined
Nov 8, 2017
Posts
10,322
Imagine being the gigacuck that marries this being

cuck-28.png
 
NotQuiteChadLite

NotQuiteChadLite

The Meeks shall inherit the Earth
Joined
Mar 19, 2018
Posts
4,444
Sleeping with CONTROLLING MEN

AND THERE IT IS. ITS THE MENS FAULT. THEY ARE CONTROLLING AND THEY LITERALLY FORCED HER TO HAVE SEX AND BE WITH THEM.

EVERYONE OF THESE STUPID FUCKING STORIES ALWAYS ABSOLVES THE WOMAN OF ANY RESPONSIBILITY. SHES JUST A POOR VICTIM.
 
Last edited:
Blue Squirtle

Blue Squirtle

Captain
Joined
May 7, 2018
Posts
1,564
Only will you see foids letting their kids put nail filers in their mouth.
 
GameDevCel

GameDevCel

S.T.A.L.K.E.R discord: gamedevcel
★★★★★
Joined
Feb 20, 2019
Posts
6,044
poor kid, growing without a father, being raised by some whore, who did we leet our society become this?
 
Hate_my_life

Hate_my_life

Genetic Failure - Never began
★★★★★
Joined
Dec 30, 2018
Posts
16,085
Cucktears: "I like a woman with experience :soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy:"
 
D

Deleted member 6214

Self-banned
-
Joined
May 2, 2018
Posts
9,561
There's only one reason why she's become celibate. Because she needs financial help after the birth of her baby and needs a betabux to come and save her. The whole celibate thing is so that a man would be more likely to marry her.
 
Murdoch89

Murdoch89

Only good foid is a dead foid
★★★★★
Joined
Feb 24, 2018
Posts
7,245
I wouldn't be surprised if that kid commits suicide when he finds out what his mum has been up to
 
NotQuiteChadLite

NotQuiteChadLite

The Meeks shall inherit the Earth
Joined
Mar 19, 2018
Posts
4,444
There's only one reason why she's become celibate. Because she needs financial help after the birth of her baby and needs a betabux to come and save her. The whole celibate thing is so that a man would be more likely to marry her.

BINGO
 
Life Wasted

Life Wasted

Mexicancel in America
★★
Joined
Aug 17, 2018
Posts
4,598
H6yIzOb.jpg


Sad thing is plenty of cucks would gladly line up to betabuxx this whore. With her looks she'll easily find a Chad.
 
TheRealChincel

TheRealChincel

Voidcel: Friendless Truecel
★★★★★
Joined
Jan 13, 2018
Posts
12,169
Imagine being the guy who wifed that and then finding out that she’s been with half the town. The beta would rationalize that it means he picked a highly desired woman and is shooting above his pay grade.
 
Damo the incel

Damo the incel

Paragon
★★★★★
Joined
Jun 23, 2018
Posts
15,973
Fucking rage fuel, I thought it would be some land whale but I seen her pic and now that's such sui fuel
 
NotQuiteChadLite

NotQuiteChadLite

The Meeks shall inherit the Earth
Joined
Mar 19, 2018
Posts
4,444
Imagine being the guy who wifed that and then finding out that she’s been with half the town. The beta would rationalize that it means he picked a highly desired woman and is shooting above his pay grade.
Lmao, that really is what they would do, they don’t realize that just have a hole theory is legit.
 
TrueForcedIncel

TrueForcedIncel

Paper bags mog me
★★
Joined
Feb 13, 2018
Posts
1,130
Only slept with Chad or chadlights I'm sure
 
Mainländer

Mainländer

Songwritercel
★★★★★
Joined
May 2, 2018
Posts
37,784
Just say no to commitment with single moms, cucks. Fuck them and move. It isn't that hard.
 
Michael15651

Michael15651

Destined Virgin.
★★★★★
Joined
Nov 4, 2018
Posts
25,961
I wouldn't be surprised if that kid commits suicide when he finds out what his mum has been up to

It's a real shame for the child.
 
FlyFace

FlyFace

Memento Mori
★★
Joined
May 3, 2018
Posts
4,599
This sure is depressing. :feelsbadman:
 
Deleted member 16023

Deleted member 16023

KHHV GANG
-
Joined
Nov 29, 2018
Posts
1,285
I hope the child will find a nice fatherfigure/mentor.
 
Transcended Trucel

Transcended Trucel

Peace & Dharma ; Vishwaguru India!
★★★★★
Joined
Feb 16, 2019
Posts
48,841
Notgoingtomakeit

Notgoingtomakeit

Veteran
★★★
Joined
Apr 11, 2018
Posts
1,286
A couple of things:

This is a pretty common occurrence in modern western society for women to have tons of sex with guys before settling down around 30.

She will find somebody to ring a literal slut up.

High chance she will cheat on him

If you think this is bad think about women who never tell their partners about their sexual past?
 
Brahcel

Brahcel

Admiral
★★★
Joined
Aug 17, 2018
Posts
2,668
Slap yourself if u think she only had 200 since the age of 12. 6 men a week.........
 
Deleted member 15752

Deleted member 15752

Mogged from Fairbanks to Vladivostok
-
Joined
Nov 13, 2018
Posts
21,626
Just say no to commitment with single moms, cucks. Fuck them and move. It isn't that hard.
Only logical option when it comes to such things.
 
Robo Sapien

Robo Sapien

Transcendent
★★
Joined
Jun 9, 2018
Posts
1,614
She looks like Sarah Jessica Parker by the face.
 
Deleted member 1060

Deleted member 1060

5'2" ugliest currycel, freak of nature.
-
Joined
Nov 9, 2017
Posts
15,300
She is a good looking whore, most probably she only fucks chads too. But how come that kid is so ugly? Now imagine that kid grows up to be a truecel and his friends are going to fap over her mom's naked pics. I am already feeling bad for him, damn.
 
M

mehoyhoy

Banned
-
Joined
Nov 22, 2018
Posts
7
She is a good looking whore, most probably she only fucks chads too. But how come that kid is so ugly? Now imagine that kid grows up to be a truecel and his friends are going to fap over her mom's naked pics. I am already feeling bad for him, damn.
babies look more like their dads so that biologically the dad will be more inclined to stay around to raise it with clear evidence its his
 
Looksmaxxcel

Looksmaxxcel

Captain
Joined
Feb 16, 2019
Posts
1,548
AND THERE IT IS. ITS THE MENS FAULT. THEY ARE CONTROLLING AND THEY LITERALLY FORCED HER TO HAVE SEX AND BE WITH THEM.

EVERYONE OF THESE STUPID FUCKING STORIES ALWAYS ABSOLVES THE WOMAN OF ANY RESPONSIBILITY. SHES JUST A POOR VICTIM.
These fucking retards need to shut the fuck up and stop blaming men for EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING. "Oboobooboo men made me, men did, men said, men men men men men"
HOLY SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID ANNOYING USELESS BITCH HOLY FUCK GOD DAMN FUCK GROW UP
 
universallyabhorred

universallyabhorred

Banned
-
Joined
Nov 8, 2017
Posts
8,347
Slap yourself if u think she only had 200 since the age of 12. 6 men a week.........
These fucking retards need to shut the fuck up and stop blaming men for EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING. "Oboobooboo men made me, men did, men said, men men men men men"
HOLY SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID ANNOYING USELESS BITCH HOLY FUCK GOD DAMN FUCK GROW UP
 
Dregster

Dregster

VillagerSlayerMaxxing
★★★★★
Joined
Aug 26, 2018
Posts
34,796
Henry, portrait of a serial killer. I can't wait for this one.

Agreed, it's a formality at this point.
Imagine being the gigacuck that marries this being

cuck-28.png

Too ez to lose count on that one. Once saw a guy with a mug that said something along the lines of

"Im the second daddy" or

"Replacement daddy"

Dont remember but still pretty fucking cucked.
H6yIzOb.jpg


Sad thing is plenty of cucks would gladly line up to betabuxx this whore. With her looks she'll easily find a Chad.

Lol at thinking Chad would commit to that used up cunt.
 
Last edited:
YungCell

YungCell

Niggas iffy
★★★★★
Joined
Jul 27, 2018
Posts
4,412
Dregster

Dregster

VillagerSlayerMaxxing
★★★★★
Joined
Aug 26, 2018
Posts
34,796
A couple of things:

This is a pretty common occurrence in modern western society for women to have tons of sex with guys before settling down around 30.

She will find somebody to ring a literal slut up.

High chance she will cheat on him

If you think this is bad think about women who never tell their partners about their sexual past?
This actually happens too often and I fully support any movement that denies these roastie cunts their bullshit postwall happy ending after whoring herself out for over a decade.
These fucking retards need to shut the fuck up and stop blaming men for EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING. "Oboobooboo men made me, men did, men said, men men men men men"
HOLY SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID ANNOYING USELESS BITCH HOLY FUCK GOD DAMN FUCK GROW UP
Based greycel post
 
D

Deleted member 818

Self-banned
-
Joined
Nov 8, 2017
Posts
5,359
Feel bad for that kid.
 
I

Initium

Recruit
★★★★★
Joined
Aug 21, 2018
Posts
444
When she finds a guy who will marry her we should expose, shame and humiliate the cuck.
 
Ignas

Ignas

Generalfeldmarschall
★★★★★
Joined
Aug 6, 2018
Posts
6,216
She'll be a born again virgin now
 
C

copetillirope

Officer
★★
Joined
Nov 12, 2018
Posts
650
200 guys-
One is 6'8
Another has net worth of 30 million dollars
Another has 11 inch dick
Another has 10/10 face
Another is a well known singer/athlete.

For short its impossible to satisfy that thing. I nust hope the child never finds out about mommy.
 
Cuyen

Cuyen

Everything hurts and I'm dying
★★★★★
Joined
Aug 13, 2018
Posts
38,130
I remember this whore who recorded porn to buy Christmas gift for her kid. These whores shouldn't be allowed to have kids
 
D

Deleted member 1252

Parody Account
-
Joined
Nov 9, 2017
Posts
9,881
Her future husband:

99800
 
ImustEatToSurvive

ImustEatToSurvive

Banned
-
Joined
Feb 3, 2019
Posts
80
At least her kid is not a nigger and also when i hear "30 single mom" i imagine fat retarded whore while this girl looks really good.
I would take her if her son is not annoying as fuck.
 
Valiant Virgin

Valiant Virgin

Just a face in the crowd
★★★★★
Joined
Nov 7, 2018
Posts
11,116
AND THERE IT IS. ITS THE MENS FAULT. THEY ARE CONTROLLING AND THEY LITERALLY FORCED HER TO HAVE SEX AND BE WITH THEM.

EVERYONE OF THESE STUPID FUCKING STORIES ALWAYS ABSOLVES THE WOMAN OF ANY RESPONSIBILITY. SHES JUST A POOR VICTIM.
This.

The lack of willingness to accept responsibility for her degeneracy is disgusting.
 
Sparrow's Song

Sparrow's Song

Violent Convicted Chomo
★★★★★
Joined
Dec 14, 2017
Posts
13,411
AND THERE IT IS. ITS THE MENS FAULT. THEY ARE CONTROLLING AND THEY LITERALLY FORCED HER TO HAVE SEX AND BE WITH THEM.

EVERYONE OF THESE STUPID FUCKING STORIES ALWAYS ABSOLVES THE WOMAN OF ANY RESPONSIBILITY. SHES JUST A POOR VICTIM.
 

Similar threads

Eremetic
Replies
66
Views
2K
JayGoptri
JayGoptri
InMemoriam
Replies
13
Views
1K
Linesnap99
Linesnap99
Pillow City Pimp
Replies
17
Views
1K
UgƖy
UgƖy
stalin22
Replies
34
Views
6K
ThisShitIsOva
T

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape7
shape8
Top