RageFuel Simpsons is shipping Lisa Simpson with bully chad Nelson Muntz AGAIN

[Sheogorath]

s7e8 "Lisa's Date with Density" back in 1996 she gave her first kiss away to him

s34e9 circa 2022 now they're shipping them as adults


suifuel for milhousecels and ralphcels

The only redeeming part of that 1996 ep was Lisa broke up with Nelson because he was committing crimes and lying to her about it. Turns out this doesn't matter because chad tingles.

Most blackpilled episode to date though I respect the realism.

Even pure girls like Lisa turn into hypergamous chad-chasing sloots.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Like father , like son. Even Millhouse's father got cucked

 

[Sheogorath]

Like father , like son. Even Millhouse's father got cucked

Ralph Wiggum's dad also, I had separate thread about this.

But Lisa could at least cuck these two with someone who isn't a chad, like go fuck professor Frink or something.

If she actually cared about brains she would take Frink's virginity but she just wants muss bully chad seed.

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Keep in mind here there is not "get cucked" genes on the male side though guys.
After all, neither Ralph Wiggum or Milhouse Van Houten are the biological sons of their fathers.
If they inherit anything from Clancy Wiggum and Kirk Van Houten it's more on the meme/nurture side.
They see the beta surrogate dads raising them be simpy cucks so they become that way too.

The genetic side would be from the females. So Lisa inherits a "cuck beta providers" gene from Marge, who cucked Homer by letting Duffman impregnate her with Lisa.

Lisa had chad DNA from Duffman and this will combine with Nelson DNA to become low-IQ gigachad son to mog the next generation.

I hope either Milhouse or Ralph get to impregnate Ling Bouvier as revenge on the cucking Bouvier line.

 

[The Enforcer]

Simpsons drops many blackpills tbh.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

i bet the femoids in the studio are responsible for this

 

[BertStanton]

Can I borrow a feeling.......

 

[LifeMaxxer]

The biggest lie we've been taught growing up is that nerdy girls like nerdy guys.

 

[Sheogorath]

i bet the femoids in the studio are responsible for this

How long have they been around?

Also there's a weird amount of Nelson+girls porn, like Nelson fucking Marge etc bet foids are paying for this

 

[proudweeb]

The SIMPsons hasn't been good since 1998

 

[Sheogorath]

femoids in the studio responsible

100% confirmed your theory turbocuck
you can tell an incel-hating misandrist wrote this because for no reason at all they tortured forevercel Hans Moleman

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

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100% confirmed your theory turbocuck
you can tell an incel-hating misandrist wrote this because for no reason at all they tortured forevercel Hans Moleman

lol they are so confident about it nowadays, just tell the truth, what are the incels gonna do about it?

 

[Sheogorath]

lol they are so confident about it nowadays

this is getting worse every passing moment

look how eager they make her to visit his place and ride his bike FFS

This is the guy who would beat the shit out of innocent nerd boys constantly and Lisa had to be witness to a lot of that but DGAF

 

[Sheogorath]

GODDAM IT

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Can I borrow a feeling.......

 

[Sheogorath]

the sad thing is right after I mentioned she should've fucked Frink, they actually cameoed him as a lonely old man out birdwatching

meanwhile Lisa is actively remembering how Nelson beat the shit out of people and talks about how him laughing at the suffering of others made her "knees buckle" (ie wet pussy)

Simpsons 100% blackpilled on Dark Triad, I hate writers for further ruining my beloved waifu yet at the same time admire them for their realism

 

[Sheogorath]

Nelson hasn't even reformed he just robbed Bart again

Lisa doesn't even try to stop it.

 

[bigantennaemay1]

It is merely art reflecting reality.

 

[Sheogorath]

It is merely art reflecting reality.

indeed, like how we know Lisa refuses to marry Milhouse if she thinks she can do better, but leads him on as her backup plan to betabux for her if she can't achieve her dreams

The one time he had a girl willing to date him Lisa came and fuckd it up too, basically the only reason she's willing to kiss Milhouse is to spoil his chance at happiness so he'll keep orbiting her

I'm not even sure if this really happened. There's no followup (ie "boy flies eagle") so Lisa kissing Milhouse could've been a dream.

But if it DID happen - then the complete lack of followup means that after Lisa kissed Milhouse that one time - fucking up his romantic chances with Taffy in "Homer Scissorhands" in 2011, then Lisa at that point 100% ghosted milhouse and left him heartbroken yet obsessed with her so that she could always use him as her betabux backup and torture boy.

 

[ordinaryotaku]

I love how secretly blackpilled some of these ZOG shows were.

The seemingly innocent and quiet woman goes out with the good looking Chad bully who is generally just a terrible human being that she has absolutely fuck all in common with. Many such cases!

 

[Sheogorath]

seemingly innocent and quiet woman goes out with the good looking Chad bully who is generally just a terrible human being that she has absolutely fuck all in common with

Notice right after Nelson robs Bart of a HUGE wad of cash - probably THOUSANDS of dollars (both are adults) that Lisa is hornier than hell for Nelson immediately after

Then she overhears Bart tell Homer how Nelson used to beat him up all the time.

You see Lisa frown which fills you with a moment of hope (maybe she has morality - maybe she remembers how this is an evil man)

But then after Homer says "always liked him", Lisa smiles.

This means the reason she frowned wasn't due to morality - she was not upset that Nelson had assaulted Bart for years.

She was upset that Bart TOLD her father about it - that her father might be upset at Nelson.

As soon as Homer told Bart he always liked Nelson - Lisa smiles.

THE MOST BLACK PILLLED MOMENT IN ANIMATED HISTORY POSSIBLY

gus this has so much potential we should put together a montage of all the times that Nelson has beaten the shit out of Bart and contrast it to this

especially any moments Lisa was around to watch it happen

 

[UnknownR]

The biggest lie we've been taught growing up is that nerdy girls like nerdy guys.

 

[UnknownR]

It is merely art reflecting reality.

 

[Sheogorath]

this is such a horrible episode

it's like they've written it to trigger us specifically

says writer is Ryan Koh, asian guy who worked on the "Kappa Mikey" show and has written for simpsons sporadically since 2016
apparently he's won an Emmy for Simpsons writing? wtf

Ryan Koh

Ryan Koh is an American TV producer and writer who currently works for The Simpsons as a co-executive producer and writer. He also previously worked for the show as a supervising producer. Episode – "Dad Behavior" Episode – "Singin' In The Lane" Episode – "Krusty the Clown (episode)" Episode –...

simpsons.fandom.com

Ryan Koh | Q-PAIN LAB

www.q-painlab.com

wtf is going on here, the guy is also a canadian post-doc in biomedical engineering and machine learning?
this guy isn't ignorant he knows EXACTLY what he is doing here...

 

[Ellsworth]

You Choo-Choo choose me?!

 

[Sheogorath]

You Choo-Choo choose me?!

neither Milhouse or Ralph get chosen

Milhouse even shows up in this one...

it's so brutal how the show mocks him

Milhouse is basically the token incel of the show and they're actively mocking us.

 

[Sheogorath]

Simpsons yet again reminds us of the violent habits of Nelson as he punches Martin

Nelson is canonically who the Simpsons have shipped Lisa with, not Milhouse, not some hyper-intelligent guy, fucking NELSON

 

[luciolencer]

suifuel for milhousecels and ralphcels

 

[ElTruecel]

Nelson is not a chad ROFL. He’s ugly as shit and one of the ugliest and poorest characters in the show. Milhouse is just a wimpy kike and Ralph is mentally retarded.

 

[Sheogorath]

Nelson is not a chad ROFL. He’s ugly as shit and one of the ugliest and poorest characters in the show.

he still ogremaxes enough with darktriad properties to get Lisa wet

Lisa might be a sadist wtf is wrong with her and why do I still like her?

 

[ElTruecel]

he still ogremaxes enough with darktriad properties to get Lisa wet


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Lisa might be a sadist wtf is wrong with her and why do I still like her?

Ogre maxxes = ugly

 

[PersonalityChad]

Even pure girls like Lisa

JFL. Lisa is a liberal feminist cunt

 

[thespanishcel]

I'll check the clips once I get home but I believe it's the usual darktriadmaxxing.

 

[eatdinner]

So Lisa inherits a "cuck beta providers" gene from Marge, who cucked Homer by letting Duffman impregnate her with Lisa.

Are you serious? I had no idea Simpsons lore went this deep. Marge cheated? Aint no way.

The biggest lie we've been taught growing up is that nerdy girls like nerdy guys.

Bitter truth, the lie is still perpetuated today.

this has so much potential we should put together a montage of all the times that Nelson has beaten the shit out of Bart and contrast it to this

Good Idea

 

[Sheogorath]

JFL. Lisa is a liberal feminist cunt

I'm slow to realize this because she has so many nice moments that help you forget the bad ones.
Basically she's pure compared to standard foid degeneracy since she wavers into the light more.
She's still complex and wavers into darkness of course.

 

[ElTruecel]

Milhouse was not incel bro. Don’t you remember the episode Bart’s friend falls in love.

View: https://youtu.be/ch-BsAv1UfA


View: https://youtu.be/YNmeZCwyfj0

Even milhouse ascended at 10, I remember this episode they made out multiple times.

 

[Sheogorath]

Milhouse was not incel bro. Don’t you remember the episode Bart’s friend falls in love.
Even milhouse ascended at 10, I remember this episode they made out multiple times.

Milhouse never ascended with Samantha Stanky.

They kissed and she went to a boarding school and then she disappeared forever.

If Milhouse was a chad then Stanky would've remembered him forever, he would've imprinted on her and she would've snuck him into her school to fuck, or stalked him as an adult and fucked him.

Instead she quickly forgot about him.

Milhouse was just practice to gain confidence with boys because she was raised puritan. She was scared of chad and wanted to practice on an incel.

Milhouse was her pet and she would've never let him fuck her, she would be all "saving for marriage" then "I Met chad"

 

[ElTruecel]

Milhouse never ascended with Samantha Stanky.

They kissed and she went to a boarding school and then she disappeared forever.

If Milhouse was a chad then Stanky would've remembered him forever, he would've imprinted on her and she would've snuck him into her school to fuck, or stalked him as an adult and fucked him.

Instead she quickly forgot about him.

Milhouse was just practice to gain confidence with boys because she was raised puritan. She was scared of chad and wanted to practice on an incel.

Milhouse was her pet and she would've never let him fuck her, she would be all "saving for marriage" then "I Met chad"

They didn’t just kiss though they hung out and literally made it out with each other. Also yea she disappeared forever but this is more or less because the writers never bothered to include her in again. Also who knows what happen when they were adults they’ve been 10 for about 33 years. Milhouse definitely did ascend as keep in mind he was only 10 and before 1996 he was not as incel and high inhib. For some reason they made him start simping for Lisa once 1996 came.

 

[Sheogorath]

They didn’t just kiss though they hung out and literally made it out with each other.

Still not ascending, she has braces that Chad doesn't want to kiss so she's practicing on someone disposable until she gets rid of her braces and makes her move on Chad.

Also yea she disappeared forever but this is more or less because the writers never bothered to include her in again.

Still canon she abandoned him.

Also who knows what happen when they were adults they’ve been 10 for about 33 years.

She's never appeared in any of the future eps so she's abandoned him.

Milhouse definitely did ascend

Ascending is sexual intercourse not licking a loli's braces.

as keep in mind he was only 10 and before 1996 he was not as incel and high inhib.
For some reason they made him start simping for Lisa once 1996 came.

Lisa is a reprehensible sociopath but she's not mediocre so I wouldn't call it SIMPing for her
She's probably at least above-average IQ in several regards even if she has a lot of moronic stereotypical foid values like liking nelson or stupid political stances.

 

[ElTruecel]

Still not ascending, she has braces that Chad doesn't want to kiss so she's practicing on someone disposable until she gets rid of her braces and makes her move on Chad.

Idk man making out with a girl when you’re 10 fucking mogs all of us.

Still canon she abandoned him.

Nah ImmA put the blame on Bart on this one. If Bart wasn’t a faggot and didn’t snitch on them she would’ve never gone to that boarding school.

She's never appeared in any of the future eps so she's abandoned him.

Maybe. It is weird that she never appeared after that idk why the writers did that.

Ascending is sexual intercourse not licking a loli's braces.

Yea but bro he’s 10. I don’t think 10 year olds are going to be doing sexual intercourse. Actually he may have been 9 in that episode.

Lisa is a reprehensible sociopath but she's not mediocre so I wouldn't call it SIMPing for her
She's probably at least above-average IQ in several regards even if she has a lot of moronic stereotypical foid values like liking nelson or stupid political stances.

I mean he is really simping for her. They made him develop a crush on her but yea she supposedly had an iq of 159. You can kinda tell that they tried to make her as smart as possible. Also idk why she likes Nelson keep in mind Nelson’s like 13 and Lisa’s 8

 

[bigblackman39]

s7e8 "Lisa's Date with Density" back in 1996 she gave her first kiss away to him

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s34e9 circa 2022 now they're shipping them as adults
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suifuel for milhousecels and ralphcels

The only redeeming part of that 1996 ep was Lisa broke up with Nelson because he was committing crimes and lying to her about it. Turns out this doesn't matter because chad tingles.

Most blackpilled episode to date though I respect the realism.

Even pure girls like Lisa turn into hypergamous chad-chasing sloots.

The bully looks subhuman tho

 

[Sheogorath]

Idk man making out with a girl when you’re 10 fucking mogs all of us.

An incel need not have ascended to mog an incels.is user in romantic experience.

Nah ImmA put the blame on Bart on this one. If Bart wasn’t a faggot and didn’t snitch on them she would’ve never gone to that boarding school.

He probably saved Milhouse the heartbreak of getting dumped by his oneitis, wouldn't have lasted.

Yea but bro he’s 10. I don’t think 10 year olds are going to be doing sexual intercourse. Actually he may have been 9 in that episode.

Either way - it happens, but it wouldn't have happened with them.

I mean he is really simping for her. They made him develop a crush on her but yea she supposedly had an iq of 159.
You can kinda tell that they tried to make her as smart as possible. Also idk why she likes Nelson keep in mind Nelson’s like 13 and Lisa’s 8

various sources can't seem to agree on Nelson being 10 or 12, worth looking ino more

obviously he ogremaxed, she wants to tame him, she says as much

 

[Forum Hero]

More realistically she would go to college in a different state, ride the cock carousel for at least a decade and marry some random that's never been to her hometown.

 

[ElTruecel]

An incel need not have ascended to mog an incels.is user in romantic experience.

isnt making out enough to ascend though?

He probably saved Milhouse the heartbreak of getting dumped by his oneitis, wouldn't have lasted.

Sounds like a cope. They were making out everyday and had genuine interest in each other.

Either way - it happens, but it wouldn't have happened with them.

Who knows. They’re still 10

various sources can't seem to agree on Nelson being 10 or 12, worth looking ino more

The continuity in the Simpsons is pretty shit but it’s been said a lot of times Nelson has been held back. Held back more than once my guess is Nelson is 12.

obviously he ogremaxed, she wants to tame him, she says as much

He somewhat ogre maxxed but he could only pull Lisa, as no other female character in the Simpsons interacted with Nelson.

 

[Incel doomer]

The biggest lie we've been taught growing up is that nerdy girls like nerdy guys.

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

Like I don't care about the fucksons, not even a single a bit.
It's just as dead as pokemon (at least ash finally decided to kill himself)

 

[Incel doomer]

Just showing the truth, women love bad boys, violent, criminals, etc.

 

[Garbage Life]

All women are the same, even in fiction

 

[Sheogorath]

isnt making out enough to ascend though?

No, what's enough to ascend is when you put your penis into her vagina and impregnate her womb as she leg-locks your pelvis so not a single drop is spilled and loses consciousness in pure ahegao and you're worried you killed her.

Sounds like a cope. They were making out everyday and had genuine interest in each other.

What makes you think Samantha's interest in Milpool was genuine? Foids are expert liars. She might even convince herself she likes him but it's only genuine if it cuts deep into her and I don't think it did.



Subconsciously she had other things on her mind like rebelling against her dad or going through easy motions as practice to manipulate Prince Charming.

She only kissed Milhosue ONCE after going to the girl's school, to look rebellious and cool in front of her new classmates. Then she ditched him permanently.

it’s been said a lot of times Nelson has been held back. Held back more than once my guess is Nelson is 12.

There's no point in guessing.

Yeah Nelson said he lost count of how many times he was held back so he could even be 21 for all I know.

 

[andinocel]

Simpsons drops many blackpills tbh.

It is surprisingly blackpilled, and I think its partly the reason why its popularity waned

 

[Mrugly420]

Don't care