Simple egg cleaning ritual

[Butane]

Brocels, if you are having trouble sleeping, feeling unlucky, or have a dreaded weight on your shoulders - try this.

I want you to go to the kitchen and grab an egg, and gently shake it. Remember how the egg felt when you shook it.

Next, slowly rub it around your body starting from your head and work your way down to your legs. While doing so, proclaim that all your negative energies have passed on to the egg.

Finally, gently shake the egg again. It feels like it is about to explode. Crack it in a glass & look at it from the side - it looks strange from the bad energy it absorbed. Flush it down the toilet.

Do this now and report back results.

 

[Emba]

Don't put it up you're ass!

 

[fullofchagrin]

What if I don't

 

[proudweeb]

@Michael W. Ford

 

[ack]

what if I eat it?

 

[Butane]

@BoneHermit666 @autistspy1 @JollyGentleman

 

[BoneHermit666]

Brocels, if you are having trouble sleeping, feeling unlucky, or have a dreaded weight on your shoulders - try this.

I want you to go to the kitchen and grab an egg, and gently shake it. Remember how the egg felt when you shook it.

Next, slowly rub it around your body starting from your head and work your way down to your legs. While doing so, proclaim that all your negative energies have passed on to the egg.

Finally, gently shake the egg again. It feels like it is about to explode. Crack it in a glass & look at it from the side - it looks strange from the bad energy it absorbed. Flush it down the toilet.

Do this now and report back results.

LOL I think egg naturaly looks like that when you put it in water, but it is a good idea

 

[BoneHermit666]

@BoneHermit666 @autistspy1 @JollyGentleman

thank you for the share

 

[autistspy1]

Brocels, if you are having trouble sleeping, feeling unlucky, or have a dreaded weight on your shoulders - try this.

I want you to go to the kitchen and grab an egg, and gently shake it. Remember how the egg felt when you shook it.

Next, slowly rub it around your body starting from your head and work your way down to your legs. While doing so, proclaim that all your negative energies have passed on to the egg.

Finally, gently shake the egg again. It feels like it is about to explode. Crack it in a glass & look at it from the side - it looks strange from the bad energy it absorbed. Flush it down the toilet.

Do this now and report back results.

Wouldn't it be easier to just wash your hands with cold water and visualize the bad energy flowing away lol

 

[Butane]

Wouldn't it be easier to just wash your hands with cold water and visualize the bad energy flowing away lol

Not effective.