Serious silly question

[SadistCel]

Thread probs already made, but i'm thinking of paid sex? So here are my questions,
How much is it?
What should i expect?
How the fuck do i even get a hooker

 

[Jungle]

roast beef flaps

 

[Deleted member 1983]

go jackoff and see if you still wanna do that

 

[grondilu]

Considering you're a britcel, you can try massage parlors. I've tried them in the mid 2000s, in Soutampton Bristol. Around 80£ for a full service back then. I think you can't specifically ask for sex or something, you have to rely on reviews online about the place to make sure the girls there are actual prostitutes. I never had to face any misunderstanding about what I was expecting, but I bet that's a risk nowadays.

Otherwise, there are actual escorts (that is you call them from ads in magazines or websites, and meet them in a hotel). Never tried that in UK, but I bet that's much more expensive (200£ maybe ?).

PS. Damn my memory is failing me. It wasn't in Southampton, but in Bristol. Or maybe it was both ? I can't recall.

 

[SadistCel]

Considering you're a bricel, you can try massage parlors. I've tried them in the mid 2000s, in SouthSampton. Around 80£ for a full service back then. I think you can't specifically ask for sex or something, you have to rely on reviews online about the place to make sure the girls there are actual prostitutes. I never had to face any misunderstanding about what I was expecting, but I bet that's a risk nowadays.

Otherwise, there are actual escorts (that is you call them from ads in magazines or websites, and meet them in a hotel). Never tried that in UK, but I bet that's much more expensive (200£ maybe ?).

can i ask do i pay first? or after service

 

[grondilu]

can i ask do i pay first? or after service

A very old rule with prostitution is that you always pay first.

 

[your personality]

A very old rule with prostitution is that you always pay first.

What a ripoff tbh

 

[Emba]

Don't forget to tell us how it went bro

 

[Deleted member 28148]

roast beef flaps

 

[grondilu]

Also if you have lots of money I would very much recommend you make the trip to the Netherlands or belgium. Maybe also Germany.

The great reset and its measures against Coronachan will likely make this difficult in the coming years, though.

 

[achref]

go jackoff and see if you still wanna do that

 

[Deleted member 6329]

I would just search "escorts in(whatever city you're living in)"