Blackpill Shrek irl

[deleted fren]

After a few weeks of knowing Fiona on discord Shrek decides to show her his face after she asks

Shrek posts his face

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Fiona ghosts him and leaves him with 0 reply for weeks

A month later Shrek receives a discord notification. Fiona sends him a video of her with Prince charming and tells him she found her soulmate

Years pass. Shrek falls into a depression. His only friend donkey hasn't communicated with him for years. He hears a knock on the door. It's donkey!

"HEY SHREK CAN YOU LOAN ME SOME MONEY N SHIT"

Shrek sighs. So donkey just wanted to use him for money? Suddenly Shrek hears something. It's Fiona's voice! "Fiona!" He cries out. Fiona appears before him. Now more bloated and disgusting than ever.

"Hey Shrek" she responds


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"How have things been, Fiona?" Shrek asks. A surge of hope traveling throughout his body

"Things have been good!" *She replies excitedly* "turns out prince charming was a narcissistic manipulative gaslighting sociopath, but after he left me I found my dream guy! Meet Rumpelstiltskin! He makes six figures and really cares about me. He's accepted my asexuality and takes care of the kids!"

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

holy shit

 

[veryrare]

 

[UglyDumbass]

After a few weeks of knowing Fiona on discord Shrek decides to show her his face after she asks

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Shrek posts his face

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Fiona ghosts him and leaves him with 0 reply for weeks

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A month later Shrek receives a discord notification. Fiona sends him a video of her with Prince charming and tells him she found her soulmate

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Years pass. Shrek falls into a depression. His only friend donkey hasn't communicated with him for years. He hears a knock on the door. It's donkey!

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"HEY SHREK CAN YOU LOAN ME SOME MONEY N SHIT"

Shrek sighs. So donkey just wanted to use him for money? Suddenly Shrek hears something. It's Fiona's voice! "Fiona!" He cries out. Fiona appears before him. Now more bloated and disgusting than ever.

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"Hey Shrek" she responds


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"How have things been, Fiona?" Shrek asks. A surge of hope traveling throughout his body

"Things have been good!" *She replies excitedly* "turns out prince charming was a narcissistic manipulative gaslighting sociopath, but after he left me I found my dream guy! Meet Rumpelstiltskin! He makes six figures and really cares about me. He's accepted my asexuality and takes care of the kids!"

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Epic story brocel!

 

[Dr. Autismo]

your fanfic mogs shrek 5

 

[PersonalityChad]

@Shrek thoughts

 

[justuseless]

Foids shriek when they see him

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

Jfl

 

[sk.feelsdevil]

@Shrek thoughts

I'm also curious what you think of it. This seems very much to be the main plot of the movie.

 

[Leonardo Part V]

 

[Poopless One]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sod9nYJ8xj8

 

[InMemoriam]

@Shrek

 

[Manlet]

Underrated thread

 

[Yabadadabadoo]

Underrated thread

 

[Adolf Kitler]

Fire writing

 

[prajeet88]

Fuck, that Rumpleslitskin bit a the end was brootal. Even so, if any forum members here think Shrek IRL would be an incel they are massively mistaken. Shrek is 7ft8. To put it into perspective, he's taller than this guy:

Shrek is basically a 7/10 HTN - he would be drowning in height-worshipping MTBs. He was a 1/10 face but a 12/10 height and 12/10 frame.

 

[Kanye's Cousin]

Good creative post

 

[sconswap]

 

[JKlancecaster069]

 

[deleted fren]

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[TheJoker]

Surgery max or die

 

[user]

 

[Shrek]

Brutal

 

[Youthpilled]

rumpel shitskin

 

[guyn0356]

 

[Fallen-Angel]

Really good post, honestly.

 

[Runt171]

After a few weeks of knowing Fiona on discord Shrek decides to show her his face after she asks

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Shrek posts his face

View attachment 1357653

Fiona ghosts him and leaves him with 0 reply for weeks

View attachment 1357654


A month later Shrek receives a discord notification. Fiona sends him a video of her with Prince charming and tells him she found her soulmate

View attachment 1357655


Years pass. Shrek falls into a depression. His only friend donkey hasn't communicated with him for years. He hears a knock on the door. It's donkey!

View attachment 1357658

"HEY SHREK CAN YOU LOAN ME SOME MONEY N SHIT"

Shrek sighs. So donkey just wanted to use him for money? Suddenly Shrek hears something. It's Fiona's voice! "Fiona!" He cries out. Fiona appears before him. Now more bloated and disgusting than ever.

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"Hey Shrek" she responds


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"How have things been, Fiona?" Shrek asks. A surge of hope traveling throughout his body

"Things have been good!" *She replies excitedly* "turns out prince charming was a narcissistic manipulative gaslighting sociopath, but after he left me I found my dream guy! Meet Rumpelstiltskin! He makes six figures and really cares about me. He's accepted my asexuality and takes care of the kids!"

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[fedded]

your fanfic mogs shrek 5