Someone posted this 3-4 years ago on /r9k/, but since we're on the subject of roasties I thought I'd share it
To the tune of "All Star" by Smash Mouth:
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
/R9K/ WAS FULL OF ROASTIES
I AIN'T THE BIGGEST FLAP ON THIS BITCH
SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF BAD
WITH HER PUSSY TORN BY CHAD
TO LOOK LIKE AN ARBY'S SANDWICH
WELL THE FLAPS START FLOPPIN
AND THEY DON'T STOP FLOPPIN
SHOW THEM THE BEEF
AND THE BONERS STOP POPPIN
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE TO DO ROAST BEEF
SHIT MAKES DUCK CALLS WHEN THEY QUEEF
WHAT'S IT TO YOU, DON'T BE AN ASS SORE
NOTHING'S WRONG WITH DITCHING A FLAP WHORE
THE ARBY'S SCARES ALL OF THE GUYS
THE WIND MAKES THEIR VAGOOS FLY
HEY NOW, YOU'RE A ROASTIE
AND YOUR PUSSY HAS BALLS
HEY NOW, ALL THE ROASTIES
CAN'T HANDLE THE WALL
ROASTIES MUST BE DISPOSED OF
ONLY INNIE GIRLS GET THE LOVE
To the tune of "All Star" by Smash Mouth:
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
/R9K/ WAS FULL OF ROASTIES
I AIN'T THE BIGGEST FLAP ON THIS BITCH
SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF BAD
WITH HER PUSSY TORN BY CHAD
TO LOOK LIKE AN ARBY'S SANDWICH
WELL THE FLAPS START FLOPPIN
AND THEY DON'T STOP FLOPPIN
SHOW THEM THE BEEF
AND THE BONERS STOP POPPIN
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE TO DO ROAST BEEF
SHIT MAKES DUCK CALLS WHEN THEY QUEEF
WHAT'S IT TO YOU, DON'T BE AN ASS SORE
NOTHING'S WRONG WITH DITCHING A FLAP WHORE
THE ARBY'S SCARES ALL OF THE GUYS
THE WIND MAKES THEIR VAGOOS FLY
HEY NOW, YOU'RE A ROASTIE
AND YOUR PUSSY HAS BALLS
HEY NOW, ALL THE ROASTIES
CAN'T HANDLE THE WALL
ROASTIES MUST BE DISPOSED OF
ONLY INNIE GIRLS GET THE LOVE
