Serious Should I karate-kick this girl?

[Aspergcel]

I haven’t worked out at the gym for over three weeks now due to anxiety. But once I return, there is something I’d like to do.

There is an asian girl at my gym who is friends with my oneitis. Sometimes she looks at me angrily while I’m working out and it pisses me off. I want to karate-kick her.

This is what I wanna do: when she walks past me, I’m gonna pretend to martialartsmaxx and do a spinning kick which hopefully hits her and makes her fall into the ground. After that, I’ll pretend that I didn’t do it on purpose. I will ask her if she’s okay, apologize and help her get up.

What y’all think?

 

[I respect women]

this will not work because she is a women and you will be kicked out of the gym

 

[Antifem Lord]

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

when she does leg press add weight and watch how many folds she can take

 

[Asgard]

 

[BornToLose]

 

[Asgard]

 

[Celius]

this will not work because she is a women and you will be kicked out of the gym

 

[TouhouMathcel]

Definitely yes

 

[Schirococo]

Send pics of her to fully assess situation

 

[Luzifer]

I will ask her if she’s okay, apologize and help her get up.

 

[EnglishCel]

this will not work because she is a women and you will be kicked out of the gym

 

[I respect women]

Send pics of her to fully assess situation

 

[I respect women]

Definitely yes

i would also advice yes, but beware of the consequences

 

[TheCatMan]

Send pics of her to fully assess situation

 

[PPEcel]

No.

 

[InMemoriam]

you gonna get caught in 4k

 

[nystagmuscel]

Definitely yes

 

[Pajeetsingh]

No.

 

[Pajeetsingh]

Freedom over everything friend value your civilianship

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

this will not work because she is a women and you will be kicked out of the gym

 

[BlackPilledNeet]

Just be like Chad and have a threesome with her and your oneitis