Discussion Should I join the taliban for wife

[NIGKOOKTHEKPOPCEL]

I want to join the taliban to get married
I can speak fluent pashto and farsi and urdu
if I tell them i'm from hindugan they'll also be surprised and hug me close
The only problem with taliban is that the wedding options are mostly young girls, I really dislike young girls I like old mature tall girls with big bundas
Need opinions, Tag all afghan bros you got here pls

 

[TrueGlassesCel]

I want to join the taliban to get married
I can speak fluent pashto and farsi and urdu
if I tell them i'm from hindugan they'll also be surprised and hug me close
The only problem with taliban is that the wedding options are mostly young girls, I really dislike young girls I like old mature tall girls with big bundas
Need opinions, Tag all afghan bros you got here pls

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9rQECNl2NM

 

[NIGKOOKTHEKPOPCEL]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9rQECNl2NM

دا څوک یا دا د خوښو مسئ ه

 

[TrueGlassesCel]

دا څوک یا دا د خوښو مسئ ه

I dont know

 

[TrueGlassesCel]

دا څوک یا دا د خوښو مسئ ه

its a cool song

 

[XimoCel]

Good Luck!

 

[RealSchizo]

if you're an aspie don't because they will sense your weakness.

 

[Patches]

, I really dislike young girls

interesting way of saying you are gay mang

 

[NIGKOOKTHEKPOPCEL]

interesting way of saying you are gay mang

Nigger I don't like 10-17 year old girls

 

[Patches]

Nigger I don't like 10-17 year old girls

10yo sure, but 17 yeah i was right YOU are gay no doubt about that

 

[Mecoja]

Do it.

 

[Friezacel]

, I really dislike young girls I like old mature tall girls with big bundas

standardcels.is

 

[daydreamER]

Are you a afghan immigrant to pakistan?

 

[daydreamER]

Are you an afghan immigrant to pakistan?

That combo of languages is common for them.

 

[Karakol96]

I also thought about it look at this german ex rapper that joined isis with his wife and ak this is the dream life

 

[copemaxx9002]

if you're an aspie don't because they will sense your weakness.

 

[Emba]

دا څوک یا دا د خوښو مسئ ه

 

[based_meme]

10yo sure, but 17 yeah i was right YOU are gay no doubt about that

He'll fit right in with the pederast boy fuckers.

 

[Multicell]

They are ALL assfckr-'virgins'.. it's on the news, so then it's true.
WHY.... see the report here:

arab goatnormies not doing foids yeah right

arab normies are not doing foids before marriage ? yeah right, sure. and there are no brocels over there either. don't you hate our education systems where foid oral activities are discouraged! View: https://youtu.be/Aw1jcqvhGRI?si=Pk_BD8Z3tjJT-wzN&t=2 Official disclaimer: This message is for...

incels.is

 

[NIGKOOKTHEKPOPCEL]

That combo of languages is common for them.

I'm from Hindugan
I can speak pashto and urdu because some of my family speaks it

 

[NIGKOOKTHEKPOPCEL]

10yo sure, but 17 yeah i was right YOU are gay no doubt about that

Feels weird to me. Feels illegal.

 

[NIGKOOKTHEKPOPCEL]

I also thought about it look at this german ex rapper that joined isis with his wife and ak this is the dream lifeView attachment 1205806

Based

Get's to fuck too every night

 

[NIGKOOKTHEKPOPCEL]

They are ALL assfckr-'virgins'.. it's on the news, so then it's true.
WHY.... see the report here:

arab goatnormies not doing foids yeah right

arab normies are not doing foids before marriage ? yeah right, sure. and there are no brocels over there either. don't you hate our education systems where foid oral activities are discouraged! View: https://youtu.be/Aw1jcqvhGRI?si=Pk_BD8Z3tjJT-wzN&t=2 Official disclaimer: This message is for...

incels.is

afghans aren't arabs lol

 

[daydreamER]

I'm from Hindugan
I can speak pashto and urdu because some of my family speaks it

What’s hindugan? India? You’re one of the rare (real) Indian Pashtuns?

 

[NIGKOOKTHEKPOPCEL]

What’s hindugan? India? You’re one of the rare (real) Indian Pashtuns?

yes bro but i dont have blue eyes or anything
i'm have pale skin but im incel

 

[daydreamER]

yes bro but i dont have blue eyes or anything
i'm have pale skin but im incel

I don’t expect pashtuns to have blue eyes JFL. 90 percent look ethnic as fuck. I am normal for pashtun/paki standards and pale for indian standards but it has never helped me here in Canada.

 

[Multicell]

afghans aren't arabs lol

So? Everyone knows. What has that have to do with it?

 

[NIGKOOKTHEKPOPCEL]

I don’t expect pashtuns to have blue eyes JFL. 90 percent look ethnic as fuck. I am normal for pashtun/paki standards and pale for indian standards but it has never helped me here in Canada.

it's over for us shazad
i wish i had blue eyes

 

[NIGKOOKTHEKPOPCEL]

So? Everyone knows. What has that have to do with it?

nigga you shared your thread mentioning arabs

 

[Multicell]

nigga you shared your thread mentioning arabs

It’s not about the countries or language.
Think.

 

[NIGKOOKTHEKPOPCEL]

It’s not about the countries or language.
Think.

 

[92 drowsiness?]

ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha

 

[faded]

I want to join the taliban to get married
I can speak fluent pashto and farsi and urdu
if I tell them i'm from hindugan they'll also be surprised and hug me close
The only problem with taliban is that the wedding options are mostly young girls, I really dislike young girls I like old mature tall girls with big bundas
Need opinions, Tag all afghan bros you got here pls

Fuck no

 

[outcastgymcel23]

I don't think they let in jews

 

[Ellsworth]

Nigger I don't like 10-17 year old girls

Um you know they will get older every day right? Fakecel if you don’t do this.

 

[NIGKOOKTHEKPOPCEL]

I don't think they let in jews

I'm Muslim akhi

 

[NIGKOOKTHEKPOPCEL]

Fuck no

change your name idiot

 

[faded]

change your name idiot

I can’t change my username retard

 

[NIGKOOKTHEKPOPCEL]

I don't think they let in jews

I'm not jewish akhi

 

[notcracklord]

I want to join the taliban to get married
I can speak fluent pashto and farsi and urdu
if I tell them i'm from hindugan they'll also be surprised and hug me close
The only problem with taliban is that the wedding options are mostly young girls, I really dislike young girls I like old mature tall girls with big bundas
Need opinions, Tag all afghan bros you got here pls

Yes. Or also join ISIS. Isis soldiers have sex slaves

 

[NIGKOOKTHEKPOPCEL]

Yes. Or also join ISIS. Isis soldiers have sex slaves

isis gets hunted lol

 

[faded]

Yes. Or also join ISIS. Isis soldiers have sex slaves

Reported

 

[NeverGetUp]

Here is how you can do it (not that I would encourage it):
1. Convert to Islam
2. Learn Pashto and/or Persian fluently
3. Move to Afghanistan
4. Inform yourself further (if there are any Afghancels on here ask them)
5. You either get killed or you become one of them

 

[NIGKOOKTHEKPOPCEL]

Here is how you can do it (not that I would encourage it):
1. Convert to Islam
2. Learn Pashto and/or Persian fluently
3. Move to Afghanistan
4. Inform yourself further (if there are any Afghancels on here ask them)
5. You either get killed or you become one of them

I can speak pashto fluently
I know more about Islam than muslims
I have some family still living in Kandahar
I don't get killed, I can join if I want but I won't.

 

[notcracklord]

Reported

;(

 

[notcracklord]

isis gets hunted lol

Was a bit of a joke tbh

 

[CRYSTAL METH]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9rQECNl2NM

Tbh that was beautiful to listen to.
Unlike the mainstream flowchart NPC trash music

 

[Penguin]

not allowed

 

[Deadbabies]

Not worth it
Marriage cucked

 

[MentalistKebab]

10yo sure, but 17 yeah i was right YOU are gay no doubt about that

This. Not being attracted to 17 yo girl who look no different than 19 yo girls is a sign of AoC related gayness.

Which is funny because in most US states AoC is still 16, and many older chads fucks younger girls with their consent.