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NSFW Should I Get A Penis Implant That Costs About $100?

Should I Canicamaxx?


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I am thinking about getting a canica which is also sometimes called a perla. It can be any shape you want, it's placed under the skin behind the tip on the top of the shaft. The purpose is to grind against the g spot during missionary sex to force foids to orgasm. I think this body modification, which costs less money than an escort or preparations of a rape, can make raping and fucking escorts a more enjoyable experience for everyone involved. Since I am a circumcisedcel, I think this would be good for my penis because it is adding to my penis instead of taking away.

This is how they install the upgrade:

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Someone has to hold your dick with a bit of pull while the surgeon does his thing so in prison it is a little gay of an experience. But on the outside, a foid can hold the penis instead of a dude. I want it to be an old ugly foid though because you don't want to get hard at all while the cut is being made or the implant is being put it.

Here are some of the shapes I had in mind. I think any of these would look cool on my ding.
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You can get it done by guys like this anywhere locally between California and Texas.


I will probably be getting this done within the next few months to a year so I'll tell you guys about it once I have my canica.

@Dregster666 thoughts?
 
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I wouldnt want anyone mutilating my dick but if u think itll help sure
 
no point in getting one if no woman want you
 
what is the point of this? to make women orgasm? why would you want to do that? :feelsUgh::feelsUgh:
 
My flaccid cock is too small for an implant like that
 
No, why you care if escorts cum?
 
Risky procedure, one slip of the surgeons knife and you lose your dick forever.
 
Risky procedure, one slip of the surgeons knife and you lose your dick forever.
Yeah, I'd only trust a paisa with lots of tattoos who has been to prison to be responsible enough to do the operation.
 
Bro what are you thinking? This won't improve your chances of sex it will only hurt you, financially and physically. C'mon man everyone here is better than to get weird shit done to their own dick just to satisfy a hoe that's some cuck level shit, it won't improve you in any way.
 
this is just degeneracy
 
this is just degeneracy
No it's not... If I surgerymaxx, only my future virgin wife will see my canica. It's only degenerate if I shag whores.
 
>be incel
>randomly think "should i mutilate my foreskin or dick for no reason?"
 
they won't orgasm if your face is ugly i doubt they orgasm at all because of how much loveless sex they have. they are soulless whores.
True. These bitches are just broken fleshlights, physically and spiritually.
 
I am thinking about getting a canica which is also sometimes called a perla. It can be any shape you want, it's placed under the skin behind the tip on the top of the shaft. The purpose is to grind against the g spot during missionary sex to force foids to orgasm. I think this body modification, which costs less money than an escort or preparations of a rape, can make raping and fucking escorts a more enjoyable experience for everyone involved. Since I am a circumcisedcel, I think this would be good for my penis because it is adding to my penis instead of taking away.

This is how they install the upgrade:


Someone has to hold your dick with a bit of pull while the surgeon does his thing so in prison it is a little gay of an experience. But on the outside, a foid can hold the penis instead of a dude. I want it to be an old ugly foid though because you don't want to get hard at all while the cut is being made or the implant is being put it.

Here are some of the shapes I had in mind. I think any of these would look cool on my ding.
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You can get it done by guys like this anywhere locally between California and Texas.


I will probably be getting this done within the next few months to a year so I'll tell you guys about it once I have my canica.

@Dregster666 thoughts?

What's the point in doing this as an incel :feelswhat:
 
what's the point when ur face is ugly?
 
What's the point in doing this as an incel :feelswhat:
If you rape a stacy as an ugly incel with a canica and she cums harder from you than from chad... she might kill herself out of shame in the future and you'll have put in some work in the paint for the cause of BTFO'ing foids.
Based

I expected OP to be smarter than this....
I am only using escorts as an example because I actually plan on using my canica on non-escorts if I ever surgerymaxx but since I am poor, the context of rape or escortceling is more realistic and I won't get called a fakecel.
 
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This assumes you can get a chick to fuck you. If you can, you are not an incel.
 
Why it costs so little?
 
sounds kinda sketchy to me.
 
peak degeneracy :feelswhat::feelsUgh:
 
Sexhavers ...
 
just get it and rape bro
 
to fuck a foid and be the only one that enjoys it is based. fuck a woman’s pleasure
 
I can't wrap my head around penis implants

Mutilate my dick and risk losing it just so I can have a FAKE penis that will never feel like a real one makes zero sense
 
to fuck a foid and be the only one that enjoys it is based. fuck a woman’s pleasure
no hymen, I ain't puttin no time in
 
I can't wrap my head around penis implants

Mutilate my dick and risk losing it just so I can have a FAKE penis that will never feel like a real one makes zero sense
Even Elon Musk has one.
 
I can't wrap my head around penis implants

Mutilate my dick and risk losing it just so I can have a FAKE penis that will never feel like a real one makes zero sense
It's more of a penis decoration that boosts it's stats a bit.
 
Sounds extremely painful
 

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