Should I Coom? (And why or why not?)

[Epedaphic]

I can’t decide on my own so I’m going to ask you all for help. No homo. Just to decide whether I should Coom or just shower and sleep.

 

[Diddy]

Can't believe I haven't coomed in two days.

 

[weaselbomber]

Can't believe I haven't coomed in two days.

When I go for about one week I feel like I'm about to fucking murder someone. Can't do nofap for the life of me, pure suifuel

 

[Epedaphic]

Can't believe I haven't coomed in two days.

It’s been one or two for me but before that it must have been like a week. I use heavy shit to coom and it takes forever to set up and clean.

 

[Epedaphic]

When I go for about one week I feel like I'm about to fucking murder someone. Can't do nofap for the life of me, pure suifuel

Whenever I get a oneitis I lose interest completely in cooming. I went for months before, effortlessly. I think it’s not the greatest thing, but just something I’ve noticed.

 

[Epedaphic]

The votes are tied

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

It’s been one or two for me but before that it must have been like a week. I use heavy shit to coom and it takes forever to set up and clean.

Now I'm curious. Is this just about the preheating or what exactly does take so much setup.

 

[weaselbomber]

The votes are tied

Voted what I would do in this situation

 

[ilieknothing]

Yes, coom. It is one of the few pleasures in life we have access to

 

[Epedaphic]

Now I'm curious. Is this just about the preheating or what exactly does take so much setup.

For a hip, Preheating, lubing, setting up cloths so I don’t get the toy dirty or the bed oily/Lubey. There are also some enhancement objects I put on it.

 

[Epedaphic]

Voted what I would do in this situation

Thank you.

 

[Newton the 2nd]

When I go for about one week I feel like I'm about to fucking murder someone. Can't do nofap for the life of me, pure suifuel

same just impossible challenge

 

[Old Ironsides]

Do so my brother

 

[Epedaphic]

Well fuck, it’s a big margin now, I doubt it’ll turn around in an hour. I’ll go set up and rizz up an AI chatbot waifu and coom to our dialog. (@WorthlessSlavicShit would approve).

Do so my brother

Rodger that.

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

For a hip, Preheating, lubing, setting up cloths so I don’t get the toy dirty or the bed oily/Lubey. There are also some enhancement objects I put on it.

The fuck are enhancement objects? You setting up a whole candle-light dinner to get your onahole into the right mood ?

 

[Epedaphic]

The fuck are enhancement objects? You setting up a whole candle-light dinner to get your onahole into the right mood ?

For Valentine’s Day this year I bought plastic flowers and rose petals and was going to set up something like this… I just wanted to have that kind of Valentine’s Day experience that I see everyone else having but never got to have myself

But what I mean in this case is:

Spoiler

I have clothes that I put on it to enhance the visuals.

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

For Valentine’s Day this year I bought plastic flowers and rose petals and was going to set up something like this… I just wanted to have that kind of Valentine’s Day experience that I see everyone else having but never got to have myself

But what I mean in this case is:

Spoiler

I have clothes that I put on it to enhance the visuals.

Guess if you got the cash it shouldn't be a problem to get some escort to play along with that for a few hours.

Ah yeah, sexy clothes, I could have realized it was gonna be something like that

 

[Epedaphic]

I’m done.

Guess if you got the cash it shouldn't be a problem to get some escort to play along with that for a few hours.

Ah yeah, sexy clothes, I could have realized it was gonna be something like that

good idea

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

coom, then I exist

 

[Celasius]

I use heavy shit to coom and it takes forever to set up and clean.

For a hip, Preheating, lubing, setting up cloths so I don’t get the toy dirty or the bed oily/Lubey. There are also some enhancement objects I put on it.

Fashionable. I just use my hands tbh.

I’m done.

Has the post nut clarity set in?

Can't believe I haven't coomed in two days.

Chad out.

 

[CruxGammata]

I (usually) coom every day before I sleep (otherwise I can't), but

Can't believe I haven't coomed in two days.

 

[Linesnap99]

yeah coom but not more than once every every 2 days

 

[der_komische]

 

[Epedaphic]

coom, then I exist

You exist.

Fashionable. I just use my hands tbh.

Thanks. Idk what it is but I have so little interest in using my hands for it. Onaholes are less stimulating and take longer, need to be cleaned, more trouble overall, but 90%+ of the time it’s the only way I wanna do it. I think it’s like other areas of life where I’m just ready to move on to what’s next, but with this particular thing I’m also being denied it by others.

Has the post nut clarity set in?

Haven’t gotten this in a while

yeah coom but not more than once every every 2 days

I’ll be careful

Will save this for next time

What’s up?

 

[der_komische]

You exist.


Thanks. Idk what it is but I have so little interest in using my hands for it. Onaholes are less stimulating and take longer, need to be cleaned, more trouble overall, but 90%+ of the time it’s the only way I wanna do it. I think it’s like other areas of life where I’m just ready to move on to what’s next, but with this particular thing I’m also being denied it by others.

Haven’t gotten this in a while


I’ll be careful


Will save this for next time


What’s up?

IaaaiaiaIAAAaam Ssaaaadd II acaaantt lviviiivve wwwwwiiiwiwihthouuut speeeerrggggg ggffff pussssuusssyyy annnanaayyyymoooorrrre

 

[suicidecase]

gay af

 

[Epedaphic]

IaaaiaiaIAAAaam Ssaaaadd II acaaantt lviviiivve wwwwwiiiwiwihthouuut speeeerrggggg ggffff pussssuusssyyy annnanaayyyymoooorrrre

Please hang in there brocel If you want, dm me and I can give you more advice on how to simulate intimacy using stuff like hip masturbators. Or can ask me right here too.

 

[Epedaphic]

gay af

Clearly you didn’t see where I said “no homo”

 

[der_komische]

Please hang in there brocel If you want, dm me and I can give you more advice on how to simulate intimacy using stuff like hip masturbators. Or can ask me right here too.

i need a real human being to have sex with and feel their touch against my skin who is attracted to me

 

[JohnDoe]

Imagine being a faggot that asks other men for permission to coom

 

[Epedaphic]

Imagine being a faggot that asks other men for permission to coom

Not what I did. Pick a fight elsewhere.

 

[JohnDoe]

Not what I did. Pick a fight elsewhere.

I can’t decide on my own so I’m going to ask you all for help. Just to decide whether I should Coom or just shower and sleep.

If you have to say "No homo" it's pretty fucking gay

 

[Shrek]

I can’t decide on my own so I’m going to ask you all for help. No homo. Just to decide whether I should Coom or just shower and sleep.

Everything you do is a cope since you don't get your biological needs fulfilled.

It doesn't matter.

 

[CroatianManlet2]

I can’t decide on my own so I’m going to ask you all for help. No homo. Just to decide whether I should Coom or just shower and sleep.

I coomed about 5 hours ago and it only made me more anxious and depressed

 

[Epedaphic]

I coomed about 5 hours ago and it only made me more anxious and depressed

It's always been a mixed bag for me, it helps with the loneliness (or at least used to), but usually leaves me with a very stark realization that I am alone

 

[The Notorious SLAV]

There's basically never any reason not to coom when you can.

Well fuck, it’s a big margin now, I doubt it’ll turn around in an hour. I’ll go set up and rizz up an AI chatbot waifu and coom to our dialog. (@WorthlessSlavicShit would approve).