Shitskins with white names

[Vector2800]

If you’re like me, a shitskin born in the U.S., your parents gave you a white name. My parents gave me a ridiculous white name for “muh assimilation”. What they failed to account for however, was the fact that giving their child a white name for assimilation will not make up for my shitskin traits and body odor. The name my parents gave me is ridiculous. It’s something you would name a redneck in Alabama. Apparently my dad heard it watching FUCKING DUKE’S OF HAZZARD AND DECIDED TO NAME ME AFTER A CHARACTER IN THE SHOW. Whenever I say my name to people in public there is a moment of hesitancy as they think I’m joking. No way this ugly shitskin that looks like he just got off the boat fresh from India has this dumbass name. Whenever I have to say my name to others it reminds me of my own inferiority. The fact that I will never be white. Every time I say my name it is a humiliation ritual. I would’ve preferred if my parents gave me a long shitskin name like
Sardar Gurpreet Singh Ratesh.

 

[AutistSupremacist]

my name is jewish despite being black, if that counts..

 

[Diddy]

Hello my name is John Smith and I would like to see your bobs and vagene madam.

 

[KetamineCel]

there’s an indian in my school called “Peter Johnson”

 

[Diddy]

Also are you Christian? The only curries with white names I know of are the Christian ones.

 

[alwaysIndoors]

If you’re like me, a shitskin born in the U.S., your parents gave you a white name. My parents gave me a ridiculous white name for “muh assimilation”. What they failed to account for however, was the fact that giving their child a white name for assimilation will not make up for my shitskin traits and body odor. The name my parents gave me is ridiculous. It’s something you would name a redneck in Alabama. Apparently my dad heard it watching FUCKING DUKE’S OF HAZARD AND DECIDED TO NAME ME AFTER A CHARACTER IN THE SHOW. Whenever I say my name to people in public there is a moment of hesitancy as they think I’m joking. No way this ugly shitskin that looks like he just got off the boat fresh from India has this dumbass name. Whenever I have to say my name to others it reminds me of my own inferiority. The fact that I will never be white. I would’ve preferred if my parents gave me a long shitskin name like
Sardar Gurpreet Singh Balraj Maninderjit Kahlon.

better than being a shitskin in america AND having a shit skin name

 

[Vector2800]

Also are you Christian? The only curries with white names I know of are the Christian ones.

No I am Sikh. I used to wear a turban until I was 18 and realized religion is a bunch of bullshit and took it off.

 

[Vector2800]

there’s an indian in my school called “Peter Johnson”

Does he get lots of white foids, similar to how a white man named “Peter Johnson” would? Surely the foids would think he is white from his name and not notice he is a jeet.

 

[Animecel2D]

Yes I have a really white name and whenever someone hears it they already have this completely different picture of what I look in their head

then they see me and it’s like wtf who is this cunt I did not expect this

 

[Vector2800]

my name is jewish despite being black, if that counts..

Lol, probably some bullshit like Issac or Elijah right?

 

[AutistSupremacist]

Lol, probably some bullshit like Issac or Elijah right?

Of the Bible, yes but no not those ones.

 

[Justnormalincel]

I have very muzzie and arabic name despite being south asian

 

[Rasama]

Never watched the shows you mentioned

But, Cletus? Earl?

 

[subindian]

If you’re like me, a shitskin born in the U.S., your parents gave you a white name. My parents gave me a ridiculous white name for “muh assimilation”. What they failed to account for however, was the fact that giving their child a white name for assimilation will not make up for my shitskin traits and body odor. The name my parents gave me is ridiculous. It’s something you would name a redneck in Alabama. Apparently my dad heard it watching FUCKING DUKE’S OF HAZZARD AND DECIDED TO NAME ME AFTER A CHARACTER IN THE SHOW. Whenever I say my name to people in public there is a moment of hesitancy as they think I’m joking. No way this ugly shitskin that looks like he just got off the boat fresh from India has this dumbass name. Whenever I have to say my name to others it reminds me of my own inferiority. The fact that I will never be white. Every time I say my name it is a humiliation ritual. I would’ve preferred if my parents gave me a long shitskin name like
Sardar Gurpreet Singh Ratesh.

my parents gave me a white first name, we also have a white last name because we are christian, i will be very white passing on my cv while applying for jobs but i get exactly what you mean

 

[Emba]

there’s an indian in my school called “Peter Johnson”

Whatever you say Dick

 

[Emba]

Whatever you say Cooter

 

[VλREN]

there’s an indian in my school called “Peter Johnson”

 

[VλREN]

Momhamad John deshawn

 

[darkie]

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Does he get lots of white foids, similar to how a white man named “Peter Johnson” would? Surely the foids would think he is white from his name and not notice he is a jeet.

I have white name and im white and white foids still dont like me