This Ricecel was playing an instrument on the street. I thought all Ricecels have terra high-IQs, but this one has been reduced to jestermaxxing in public for spare change.
Then, out of nowhere, this sheboon appears, and decides to make herself the star of the show. She saunters up to the keyboard and slams her hands down on the keys, ruining the music and turning the whole performance into a cacophonous disaster.The sheboon, not content, comes back later for round two. This time, she slams her hands down on the keyboard so hard that the whole instrument collapses onto the floor. In a display of faux remorse, the sheboon starts spewing some half-hearted apologies, all while reaching into the collection bucket and helping herself to a handful of the ricecel's hard-earned cash. And what does our fearless piano player do? Absolutely nothing, of course.
The Ricecel, being the pussy that he is, just stands there and takes it. Being raised on a diet of rice and bat soup, he knew he was no match for the sheboon, who, with her powerful build and intimidating demeanor, could probably have beaten the ricecel in a fistfight blindfolded and with one hand tied behind her back.
The sheboon was wearing a wig that looked like it was stolen from a mannequin, so she probably pocketed the ricecel's cash to fund her next wig-shopping heist, and used the left over change for a piping hot bucket of fried chicken and a juicy slice of watermelon.
After the sheboon sauntered off, another guy comes along and takes pity on the ricecel, dropping some money into the bucket to make up for what was stolen. The Ricecel then says, "This restores my faith in humanity." This guy just got publicly humiliated, had his instrument destroyed, and his money stolen, all by a female, and he's ready to declare his faith in humanity restored because some random dude threw a few bucks his way out of pity. It's like he's so desperate for any shred of kindness or validation that he'll latch onto even the most meager of scraps.
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