lemon21
Isekai enjoyer
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According to my sexhaver friends they just insert peepee in vagege, that's how you procreate and make babies. Now curiously enough there are some weird mating rituals before that, you need to dress up nicely and wear cologne. Sometimes you need to spew bullshit to women and they open their mouths to laugh, if they laugh hard you win and you can ask for mating session at your apartment afterwards. But if she's mean and angry you don't mate.
I tried doing that to the best of my ability, i always make people laugh. I used to make self-deprecating humour like louie, a really good commedian and sexual offender. But that's besides the point, for some reason i did not get mating sessions which is weird as i made people laugh, some times they broke in tears too.
Im confused bros, i was told a lie this was supposed to make me be able to make babies but instead im alone with dick in hand most of the time. I wonder how should i try to make babies afterwards. On uni i talked with girls, fat ones like me and they seemed interested in talking but i'm not sure if i should talk about babie making or not, they get mean when i do that.
I tried doing that to the best of my ability, i always make people laugh. I used to make self-deprecating humour like louie, a really good commedian and sexual offender. But that's besides the point, for some reason i did not get mating sessions which is weird as i made people laugh, some times they broke in tears too.
Im confused bros, i was told a lie this was supposed to make me be able to make babies but instead im alone with dick in hand most of the time. I wonder how should i try to make babies afterwards. On uni i talked with girls, fat ones like me and they seemed interested in talking but i'm not sure if i should talk about babie making or not, they get mean when i do that.