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Serious Sex is just a 5 minute fun

IncelKing

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I’ve had sex over 50 times (with one particular gorgeous and beautiful escort who i see on a regular basis).

Half of the time I couldn’t get hard because of erectile dysfunction, so I just spent the time kissing her, sucking her boobs and licking her pussy for the hour that I booked her for.

but the other half of the time when I was able to get hard, most of those times when I fucked her I lasted 5 minutes and then I came.

And in the few times in which I lasted a long time (half an hour to one hour), I didn’t feel any pleasure until the last 5 minutes before cooming.

Even if you last an hour, for the first 55 minutes there is no physical pleasure being registered by the brain, for the first 55 minutes you aren’t fucking her because you’re getting enjoyment out of it (you’re actually not enjoying it, you aren’t getting any pleasure at all from fucking her at the beginning).

The reason you continue fucking her despite this, is that you want to eventually reach the point when pleasure starts to get registered in the brain (which may take any amount of time to happen).

However long it takes for pleasure to get registered by your brain, once it happens, You end up cooming within 5 minutes because sex is the most pleasurable activity in life and the brain can’t handle such a high level of dopamine release for longer than 5 minutes.

That’s why I never get jealous of men who boast about lasting long in bed, they last long because it takes them a long time to reach the pleasure level required to orgasm. Until they reach that point, they are just fucking with a soft dick not experiencing any pleasure whatsoever, but instead of giving up, they continue fucking in the hope that they may actually start to feel enjoyment out of it, and once they do, it’s over in 5 minutes.

So it doesn’t matter if you only last 5 minutes meanwhile your friend said that he lasted one hour.

The difference is that your Brain started registering pleasure immediately which is why you coomed in 5 minutes.

But your friend lasted an hour because his brain took 55 minutes to be able to finally register the pleasure (meaning he didn’t feel pleasure for the whole first 55 minutes)! he only felt pleasure in the last 5 minutes before he coomed.

So in the end even though you both lasted for a different duration of time, you both felt pleasure for the pretty much the exact same amount of time (5 minutes)!

You might think it’s funny when I say this but hear me out because I am about to speak logically:

I’d rather be a quick finisher in bed than to be a long laster, because The less time it takes for pleasure to get registered by the brain, the less physical effort you have to exert in order to be able to coom. The longer you last, the more time and effort you are wasting, when it’s literally only the last 5 minutes before cooming which matters the most as that’s the only time you feel true pleasure.

Lasting long only benefits women, because women feel pleasure from the very beginning, that’s why they shame men who are quick finishers because those men get their fun quickly and effortlessly meanwhile those women missed out on a long and pleasurable session.

lasting long benefits women only, it doesn’t benefit men!
 
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can you pay a hooker to beat her? serious question
 
cucked. you paid a nasty std riddled foid so you could eat her pussy? :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke:

She is a fucking 10/10. If you saw her you yourself would get on your knees and offer her $1000 just to lick her pussy for 10 minutes.

you would fall in love with her if you see her and you would immediately start simping, She is a top-tier woman, not some cheap slut, I don’t fuck cheap whores.

You don’t even know who she is or what she looks like, yet you are judging her based on generic idea of an escort.

Newsflash, not all women (or escorts) are the same! There are shit ones and good ones

Also, these hoes get tested regularly, it’s a requirement to be tested negative for STDs in order to work at the brothel, and their customers fuck them with condoms as that’s part of the rules and regulations of sex work in my country, so it’s not like I’m licking a place where other men’s raw dick has been, other customers have all fucked her with a rubber on, I’ve only licked a place which has been touched by rubber.
 
She is a fucking 10/10. If you saw her you yourself would get on your knees and offer her $1000 just to lick her pussy for 10 minutes.

you would fall in love with her if you see her and you would immediately start simping, She is a top-tier woman, not some cheap slut, I don’t fuck cheap whores.

You don’t even know who she is or what she looks like, yet you are judging her based on generic idea of an escort.

Newsflash, not all women (or escorts) are the same! There are shit ones and good ones

Also, these hoes get tested regularly, it’s a requirement to be tested negative for STDs in order to work at the brothel, and their customers fuck them with condoms as that’s part of the rules and regulations of sex work in my country, so it’s not like I’m licking a place where other men’s raw dick has been, other customers have all fucked her with a rubber on, I’ve only licked a place which has been touched by rubber.
can you post a photo if you have one?
 
Jesus Christ, people. The guy writes a whole essay on why sex is overrated and the only thing you can focus on is him licking the hooker's pussy.

Think about this for a second: sex is meant to be a 5-minute fun because primitive humans and animals in general didn't have the luxury to last one hour before ejaculating when literal predators were roaming around in ancestral times. Sex makes you vulnerable. There were no bedrooms and houses back then. You are naked and totally focused on acquiring pleasure. Once a predator shows up, the time to react is extremely short unless you were paying attention to your surroundings the whole time, which most people don't do anyway. So it's biologically reasonable why humans and animals in general had to ejaculate in 5 minutes: longer than that, they would risk their lives.
 
Where do u live
 
imagining eating a whorez puzzy :feelspuke:

you talk for you nigga, ED is not everyone´s problem :feelskek:
 
it is over

Please don’t comment meaningless one-liner memes like that, I have tendency to add such people to my block list which already has 50 names, thanks for being the newest addition
 
That what I think, I'm a virgin but according to my observations, it much or less same thing with cooming.
Used to obsessed about sex, it is pointless.
because sex is the most pleasurable activity in life
Disagree, what about drugs?
 
Please don’t comment meaningless one-liner memes like that, I have tendency to add such people to my block list which already has 50 names, thanks for being the newest addition
big deal
 
can you post a photo if you have one?

A retard poster like you who picks out the part where I said I licked a whores pussy just to shame me for it, while missing the main point of the thread (which I doubt you even read in the first place), doesn’t deserve to even see a photo of her.

I’m gonna keep enjoy fucking her tight ass every week, meanwhile You aren’t even worthy to see what she looks like
 
sex havers on this forum should unironically neck themselves.
 
On topic:
JFL at writing essays about escort sex, Escort sex is just a cheap substitude to the real thing: relationship sex.
Of course escort substitude sex only lasts 5 minutes and the escort is happy to kick you out as soon as possible.
It has nothing to do with relationship sex. Relationship sex can last multiple hours and include multiple orgasms (at least that's what I picked up from social media), because it involves something that escort sex doesn't: attraction and the want to pleasure your partner.
 
Unironically I have had accepted my virginity and the fact that most likely I would die a virgin.But the thing i can't cope with is knowing no one truly disares me and I can't do the most basic things people that had at least one gf in their life experienced.
 
A retard poster like you who picks out the part where I said I licked a whores pussy just to shame me for it, while missing the main point of the thread (which I doubt you even read in the first place), doesn’t deserve to even see a photo of her.

I’m gonna keep enjoy fucking her tight ass every week, meanwhile You aren’t even worthy to see what she looks like
I read the whole thread, nigger. what's the point of your thread? coping that you don't last long and that it's actually a good thing to be a 2 time pump and chump guy. cHaD lAsTs FoR 2 HoUrS bUt He FeElS lEsS pLeAsUrE tHaN I dO wHeN I cUm In 2 sEcOnDs
 

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Jesus Christ, people. The guy writes a whole essay on why sex is overrated and the only thing you can focus on is him licking the hooker's pussy.

Think about this for a second: sex is meant to be a 5-minute fun because primitive humans and animals in general didn't have the luxury to last one hour before ejaculating when literal predators were roaming around in ancestral times. Sex makes you vulnerable. There were no bedrooms and houses back then. You are naked and totally focused on acquiring pleasure. Once a predator shows up, the time to react is extremely short unless you were paying attention to your surroundings the whole time, which most people don't do anyway. So it's biologically reasonable why humans and animals in general had to ejaculate in 5 minutes: longer than that, they would risk their lives.

Lol exactly, these fucking abnormal autistic retards only focus on the one part of the thread which has nothing to do with the main message of the thread.

Also you made some great points, I never understood the evolutionary basis for why sex is just a 5-minute fun, but it actually makes sense. There was no safe environment (like house, brothel etc) in which you can fuck for the whole day if you want to, without the threat of predators.

at one point humans had sex in the forest right in the open wilderness, the male had to Ejaculate as fast as possible in order to impregnate the female, otherwise he would get killed by predators which means that not only would he not be able to pass on his genes, he would also lose his life, so being able to ejaculate quickly was instrumentally important for both survival and reproduction

thanks for teaching me something new, it’s on a rare occasion that I learn something new on this forum, no surprise given most users here are fucking retarded, thanks for actually posting something interesting.
 
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That what I think, I'm a virgin but according to my observations, it much or less same thing with cooming.
Used to obsessed about sex, it is pointless.

Disagree, what about drugs?

Without sex, no human being would have even come into existence and sex is required for the continuation of every animal species.

[UWSL]Sex is the most important act in this world, necessary for bringing life into the world, so clearly it will be the most pleasurable act due to its significance[/UWSL]

[UWSL]Quite obviously the process by which you come to exist and the process by which you procreate, will be vastly more pleasurable than anything else[/UWSL]

Drugs can never compensate sex, drugs are just a cope, I have done various drugs myself and the pleasure I had from those experiences don’t even come close to the pleasure ive had from sex, sex is my drug of choice
 
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Without sex, no human being would have even come into existence and sex is required for the continuation of every animal species.

Quite obviously the process by which you come to exist and by which you procreate, will be vastly more pleasurable than anything else, seeing as though without that process there would be no life on this earth.

Sex is the most important act in this world, necessary for bringing life into the world, so clearly it will be the most pleasurable.

Drugs can never compensate sex, drugs are just a cope, I have done various drugs myself and the pleasure I had from those experiences don’t even come close to the pleasure ive had from sex, sex is my drug of choice
Sex is just your brain trying to get your genes to the new generation, it can't understand concepts like evolution. In its source code it say dump domamine when coom.

Yeah its maybe important but your brain sees it as another dopamine resource, drugs can trick it too.
Drugs can never compensate sex, drugs are just a cope, I have done various drugs myself and the pleasure I had from those experiences don’t even come close to the pleasure ive had from sex, sex is my drug of choice
Never tried drugs, can't say anything.
 
What does cum taste like?
 
What does cum taste like?

I can’t give you an answer to that question because frankly, I wouldn’t know what cum tastes like, I’ve only tasted wet juicy pussy before

Maybe YOU can tell ME what cum tastes like, you seem like you would know
 
Lol exactly, these fucking abnormal autistic retards only focus on the one part of the thread which has nothing to do with the main message of the thread.

Also you made some great points, I never understood the evolutionary basis for why sex is just a 5-minute fun, but it actually makes sense. There was no safe environment (like house, brothel etc) in which you can fuck for the whole day if you want to without the threat of predators, at one point humans had sex in the forest right in the open wilderness, the male had to Orgasm as fast as possible in order to impregnate the female, otherwise he would get killed by predators which means that not only would he not be able to pass on his genes, he would also lose his life, so being able to ejaculate quickly was instrumentally important for both survival and reproduction
100% spot on. The dopamine levels released in the human brain during sexual intercourse make us euphoric to the point where our senses are temporarily impaired. We cannot afford to be like that in a risky environment.

As though it wasn't enough, men's brains shut down during an orgasm, which is why they fall asleep, and so do women's brains to some extent.

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Now imagine how dangerous that would be in the wilderness. No wonder we are programmed to feel pleasure and ejaculate fast.

thanks for teaching me something new, it’s on a rare occasion that I learn something new on this forum, no surprise given most users here are fucking retarded, thanks for actually posting something interesting.
No problem, brother. I learned many things by reading your posts as well.
 
it's not enjoyable because it's a fucking stranger. good ones will at least pretend to like you
 
it's not enjoyable because it's a fucking stranger. good ones will at least pretend to like you

The escort I’m seeing knows me well and I know her well, we don’t just fuck, we talk as well, we’ve gotten to know a lot of things about each other.

I don’t think of myself as her client and her as my escort, I see her more as a paid friend with benefits
 
Until they reach that point, they are just fucking with a soft dick not experiencing any pleasure whatsoever, but instead of giving up, they continue fucking in the hope that they may actually start to feel enjoyment out of it, and once they do, it’s over in 5 minutes.
ZGVp1EA
 
Yeah but think about how much you can brag to people who don't care.
 
I’ve had sex over 50 times (with one particular gorgeous and beautiful escort who i see on a regular basis).

Half of the time I couldn’t get hard because of erectile dysfunction, so I just spent the time kissing her, sucking her boobs and licking her pussy for the hour that I booked her for.

but the other half of the time when I was able to get hard, most of those times when I fucked her I lasted 5 minutes and then I came.

And in the few times in which I lasted a long time (half an hour to one hour), I didn’t feel any pleasure until the last 5 minutes before cooming.

Even if you last an hour, for the first 55 minutes there is no physical pleasure being registered by the brain, for the first 55 minutes you aren’t fucking her because you’re getting enjoyment out of it (you’re actually not enjoying it, you aren’t getting any pleasure at all from fucking her at the beginning).

The reason you continue fucking her despite this, is that you want to eventually reach the point when pleasure starts to get registered in the brain (which may take any amount of time to happen).

However long it takes for pleasure to get registered by your brain, once it happens, You end up cooming within 5 minutes because sex is the most pleasurable activity in life and the brain can’t handle such a high level of dopamine release for longer than 5 minutes.

That’s why I never get jealous of men who boast about lasting long in bed, they last long because it takes them a long time to reach the pleasure level required to orgasm. Until they reach that point, they are just fucking with a soft dick not experiencing any pleasure whatsoever, but instead of giving up, they continue fucking in the hope that they may actually start to feel enjoyment out of it, and once they do, it’s over in 5 minutes.

So it doesn’t matter if you only last 5 minutes meanwhile your friend said that he lasted one hour.

The difference is that your Brain started registering pleasure immediately which is why you coomed in 5 minutes.

But your friend lasted an hour because his brain took 55 minutes to be able to finally register the pleasure (meaning he didn’t feel pleasure for the whole first 55 minutes)! he only felt pleasure in the last 5 minutes before he coomed.

So in the end even though you both lasted for a different duration of time, you both felt pleasure for the pretty much the exact same amount of time (5 minutes)!

You might think it’s funny when I say this but hear me out because I am about to speak logically:

I’d rather be a quick finisher in bed than to be a long laster, because The less time it takes for pleasure to get registered by the brain, the less physical effort you have to exert in order to be able to coom. The longer you last, the more time and effort you are wasting, when it’s literally only the last 5 minutes before cooming which matters the most as that’s the only time you feel true pleasure.

Lasting long only benefits women, because women feel pleasure from the very beginning, that’s why they shame men who are quick finishers because those men get their fun quickly and effortlessly meanwhile those women missed out on a long and pleasurable session.

lasting long benefits women only, it doesn’t benefit men!
Cope at that line nigga "lasting long benefits women only" that's Ultramegagalaxus COPE :bluepill:

Women last like you last 5 or 6 minutes if you are a GigaChad of course, if you are an average or ugly dude, well you have to last 1h in order make her to orgasm.

Also don't show me studies about women orgasm cuz those studies are based on average ugly men making their wife orgasm[UWSL] jfl at this cope and your life you SIMP...[/UWSL]

So you paid a public toilet to lick her pussy, jfl at your whole life you stupid animal.
 
The escort I’m seeing knows me well and I know her well, we don’t just fuck, we talk as well, we’ve gotten to know a lot of things about each other.

I don’t think of myself as her client and her as my escort, I see her more as a paid friend with benefits
Yeah, you can also pay her the bills and rent jfl.... you are not @IncelKing you are @IncelSimp jfl :feelskek:
 
That is because the escort doesn't feel sexually attracted to you. It is like masturbating.
Sex is enjoyable when it is desirable. You will feel intimated while getting the validation from the woman like she is making sexual moves, saying romantic stuffs to you acting like crazy throwing herself on you so your brain gets affectionate.
 
Watching porn those guys can fuck for 30min to an hour but they're going 100% the entire time. You'd have to be in peak condition of a 10/10 Chad to accomplish that. For a normal guy I can see why 5 minutes fucking at 1% the speed/power of Chad will get boring faster. But if you had the strength and stamina to go as hard as they do for longer I think you're perspective would be different. But I never had sex with anyone so I wouldn't know
 
Lol this topic triggered a lot of people,
 
That's so cucked man. I wouldn't have any problem staying hard for a hot escort
 
Well, you licked her and paid her but did she appreciate the performance as a cuck you made sure at least? If you have any honor film you practicing seppuku.
 
That is because the escort doesn't feel sexually attracted to you. It is like masturbating.
Sex is enjoyable when it is desirable. You will feel intimated while getting the validation from the woman like she is making sexual moves, saying romantic stuffs to you acting like crazy throwing herself on you so your brain gets affectionate.
Cope, when bitches does that it's because they want something from you $$$$.

This act of these vile venomous creatures is a win, win they got orgasm and they got $$$$$$$$$$$$×
 
Cope, when bitches does that it's because they want something from you $$$$.

This act of these vile venomous creatures is a win, win they got orgasm and they got $$$$$$$$$$$$×
That is not cope because your looks will seduce and arouse them to act like that.
The Chad gets free sex all time.
 
That is not cope because your looks will seduce and arouse them to act like that.
The Chad gets free sex all time.
Humans treat eachother like objects female seduce male in order to receive an orgasm and vice-versa, if they couldn't get an orgasm they flee or they try to get rid of eachother because no benefits.

It's all about benefits, it's all just trading, it's just business nothing else.

Love is a scam, when you are horny or feel alone that's Mother Nature way of tricking you to procreate.

To procreate in this existence full of suffering is low iq.

Humanity is laughable....
 
I’ve had sex over 50 times (with one particular gorgeous and beautiful escort who i see on a regular basis).

Half of the time I couldn’t get hard because of erectile dysfunction, so I just spent the time kissing her, sucking her boobs and licking her pussy for the hour that I booked her for.

but the other half of the time when I was able to get hard, most of those times when I fucked her I lasted 5 minutes and then I came.

And in the few times in which I lasted a long time (half an hour to one hour), I didn’t feel any pleasure until the last 5 minutes before cooming.

Even if you last an hour, for the first 55 minutes there is no physical pleasure being registered by the brain, for the first 55 minutes you aren’t fucking her because you’re getting enjoyment out of it (you’re actually not enjoying it, you aren’t getting any pleasure at all from fucking her at the beginning).

The reason you continue fucking her despite this, is that you want to eventually reach the point when pleasure starts to get registered in the brain (which may take any amount of time to happen).

However long it takes for pleasure to get registered by your brain, once it happens, You end up cooming within 5 minutes because sex is the most pleasurable activity in life and the brain can’t handle such a high level of dopamine release for longer than 5 minutes.

That’s why I never get jealous of men who boast about lasting long in bed, they last long because it takes them a long time to reach the pleasure level required to orgasm. Until they reach that point, they are just fucking with a soft dick not experiencing any pleasure whatsoever, but instead of giving up, they continue fucking in the hope that they may actually start to feel enjoyment out of it, and once they do, it’s over in 5 minutes.

So it doesn’t matter if you only last 5 minutes meanwhile your friend said that he lasted one hour.

The difference is that your Brain started registering pleasure immediately which is why you coomed in 5 minutes.

But your friend lasted an hour because his brain took 55 minutes to be able to finally register the pleasure (meaning he didn’t feel pleasure for the whole first 55 minutes)! he only felt pleasure in the last 5 minutes before he coomed.

So in the end even though you both lasted for a different duration of time, you both felt pleasure for the pretty much the exact same amount of time (5 minutes)!

You might think it’s funny when I say this but hear me out because I am about to speak logically:

I’d rather be a quick finisher in bed than to be a long laster, because The less time it takes for pleasure to get registered by the brain, the less physical effort you have to exert in order to be able to coom. The longer you last, the more time and effort you are wasting, when it’s literally only the last 5 minutes before cooming which matters the most as that’s the only time you feel true pleasure.

Lasting long only benefits women, because women feel pleasure from the very beginning, that’s why they shame men who are quick finishers because those men get their fun quickly and effortlessly meanwhile those women missed out on a long and pleasurable session.

lasting long benefits women only, it doesn’t benefit men!
Not reading this bragging post. Next post please. :feelsjuice:
 
I read the whole thread, nigger. what's the point of your thread? coping that you don't last long and that it's actually a good thing to be a 2 time pump and chump guy. cHaD lAsTs FoR 2 HoUrS bUt He FeElS lEsS pLeAsUrE tHaN I dO wHeN I cUm In 2 sEcOnDs
"Super Copium"

:feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek:
 
Cope, women enjoy sex from top tier men and will show it via noises, facial expressions, bodily contortions, etc
You're dumb as a soyfagg... I already written that women does that when they want something like orgasm, $, kids etc...

If they want orgasm, congratulations they finds you "handsome". T[UWSL]hey are using you as a biological dildo. If an handsome man for example would have suffered an facial or whatever accident women will find him unattractive.... and here's my point women are using men as objects to satisfy their needs and vice-versa. Obviously is nothing wrong in this or is, you tell me :feelskek:[/UWSL]

[UWSL]Humanity is a joke. [/UWSL]
 
Well well well maybe this 5 minutes can be better than my whole life but anyways im asexual now with all the pills i take since 10 years.
 
The escort I’m seeing knows me well and I know her well, we don’t just fuck, we talk as well, we’ve gotten to know a lot of things about each other.

I don’t think of myself as her client and her as my escort, I see her more as a paid friend with benefits
She is a high-profile escort, she is doing her job well by treating you as a "paid friend", "more than a escort", and obviously she has the looks and body for it, she is a high-profile escort
A retard poster like you who picks out the part where I said I licked a whores pussy just to shame me for it, while missing the main point of the thread (which I doubt you even read in the first place), doesn’t deserve to even see a photo of her.

I’m gonna keep enjoy fucking her tight ass every week, meanwhile You aren’t even worthy to see what she looks like
You treat the other poster in the thread as a inferior human being, as a "inferior incel" by saying that he does not "deserve" her, but fail to remind yourself that there are a lot of guys (clients) that "dont deserve her" that also fuck and get head from the escort that you consider special, not a sexual achievement in the slightest and nothing to be proud of, for you and for her other multiple clients.

At the end, escorts are simply escorts, be them cheap or a high-price one; still, the experience of getting laid for free is not the same, is not the same type of feeling; there is nothing to be proud about banging escorts, but fucking and getting blowjobs from a foid in her prime, cumming in her and enjoying every inch, taste and smell of her body for free while also feeling proud after when seeing her posts on social media is very different from simply a paid and theatrical performance from a mere escort; genuine attraction and intimacy is everlasting, the psychological effects that free sex has is related to power and not only boastful, but liberating, knowing that you had the privilege of enjoying her prime status for free because she wanted to give herself to you for the simple will of her. This is what every incel want (including me of course) and never have, escorts can be never compared in the slighteast.
 
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The escort I’m seeing knows me well and I know her well, we don’t just fuck, we talk as well, we’ve gotten to know a lot of things about each other.

I don’t think of myself as her client and her as my escort, I see her more as a paid friend with benefits
I would just want an escort to fuck off after I’m pleasured.
 
[UWSL]Half of the time I couldn’t get hard because of erectile dysfunction, so I just spent the time kissing her, sucking her boobs and licking her pussy for the hour that I booked her for.[/UWSL]
:feelshaha: Bro does pussy really smell and taste like fesikh ? because that's sound kinda gross i've also heard people saying it taste like rotten milk , acid batteries or rusty pennies :feelspuke:
 
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