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The escort I’m seeing knows me well and I know her well, we don’t just fuck, we talk as well, we’ve gotten to know a lot of things about each other.

I don’t think of myself as her client and her as my escort, I see her more as a paid friend with benefits
I would just want an escort to fuck off after I’m pleasured.
 
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Half of the time I couldn’t get hard because of erectile dysfunction, so I just spent the time kissing her, sucking her boobs and licking her pussy for the hour that I booked her for.
:feelshaha: Bro does pussy really smell and taste like fesikh ? because that's sound kinda gross i've also heard people saying it taste like rotten milk , acid batteries or rusty pennies :feelspuke:
 
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Nuclear tier cope. "Sex" with escorts is devoid of the affection and validation of sex with a girl who is mutually interested in you. Paid sex is plastic sex. Couples that are attracted to each other will happily stay in bed for hours, cuddling and kissing and foreplay and penetrative- all day fucking long. Lasting long is a meme I agree but what you fail to take into account is that men who last long are not just built different- they make it last longer. They change positions, they extend foreplay. When they cum they wait to recharge again. Much of this is not doable with an escort because you are aware the escort just wants you to cum and leave.

Honestly escortcels are basically virgins. It's not an ascension, it's not anything.
 
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Ofc paid sex is not enjoyable bc she doesn’t want you
 
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While this may be true for the purely physical aspect, you're missing the mental pleasure derived from having sex with someone who loves and desires you. The intoxicating feeling of seeing your oneitis assuming the position just for you, hearing her moans because she wants your genes. You don't have that with a hooker, as attractive as she may be shes still only there because you're paying her
 
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because you pay her and your brain is well aware of it.

i imagine if it's a girlfriend, it would be better.
 
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there is no physical pleasure being registered by the brain
Missing the point.
Kissing doesn't lead to an orgasm but you do it anyway.
Skin-to-skin contact is pleasurable on its own and having it last longer is a normal desire.
 
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Licking pussy... that ain't fly. You know other man had their dicks in that stanky ass hole ?
 
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She is a fucking 10/10. If you saw her you yourself would get on your knees and offer her $1000 just to lick her pussy for 10 minutes.

you would fall in love with her if you see her and you would immediately start simping, She is a top-tier woman, not some cheap slut, I don’t fuck cheap whores.

You don’t even know who she is or what she looks like, yet you are judging her based on generic idea of an escort.

Newsflash, not all women (or escorts) are the same! There are shit ones and good ones

Also, these hoes get tested regularly, it’s a requirement to be tested negative for STDs in order to work at the brothel, and their customers fuck them with condoms as that’s part of the rules and regulations of sex work in my country, so it’s not like I’m licking a place where other men’s raw dick has been, other customers have all fucked her with a rubber on, I’ve only licked a place which has been touched by rubber.
You would, I wouldn't. You just a cuck like most men nowadays. You have more physical strength and you let weakling be above you.
 
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I’ve had sex over 50 times (with one particular gorgeous and beautiful escort who i see on a regular basis).

Half of the time I couldn’t get hard because of erectile dysfunction, so I just spent the time kissing her, sucking her boobs and licking her pussy for the hour that I booked her for.

but the other half of the time when I was able to get hard, most of those times when I fucked her I lasted 5 minutes and then I came.

And in the few times in which I lasted a long time (half an hour to one hour), I didn’t feel any pleasure until the last 5 minutes before cooming.

Even if you last an hour, for the first 55 minutes there is no physical pleasure being registered by the brain, for the first 55 minutes you aren’t fucking her because you’re getting enjoyment out of it (you’re actually not enjoying it, you aren’t getting any pleasure at all from fucking her at the beginning).

The reason you continue fucking her despite this, is that you want to eventually reach the point when pleasure starts to get registered in the brain (which may take any amount of time to happen).

However long it takes for pleasure to get registered by your brain, once it happens, You end up cooming within 5 minutes because sex is the most pleasurable activity in life and the brain can’t handle such a high level of dopamine release for longer than 5 minutes.

That’s why I never get jealous of men who boast about lasting long in bed, they last long because it takes them a long time to reach the pleasure level required to orgasm. Until they reach that point, they are just fucking with a soft dick not experiencing any pleasure whatsoever, but instead of giving up, they continue fucking in the hope that they may actually start to feel enjoyment out of it, and once they do, it’s over in 5 minutes.

So it doesn’t matter if you only last 5 minutes meanwhile your friend said that he lasted one hour.

The difference is that your Brain started registering pleasure immediately which is why you coomed in 5 minutes.

But your friend lasted an hour because his brain took 55 minutes to be able to finally register the pleasure (meaning he didn’t feel pleasure for the whole first 55 minutes)! he only felt pleasure in the last 5 minutes before he coomed.

So in the end even though you both lasted for a different duration of time, you both felt pleasure for the pretty much the exact same amount of time (5 minutes)!

You might think it’s funny when I say this but hear me out because I am about to speak logically:

I’d rather be a quick finisher in bed than to be a long laster, because The less time it takes for pleasure to get registered by the brain, the less physical effort you have to exert in order to be able to coom. The longer you last, the more time and effort you are wasting, when it’s literally only the last 5 minutes before cooming which matters the most as that’s the only time you feel true pleasure.

Lasting long only benefits women, because women feel pleasure from the very beginning, that’s why they shame men who are quick finishers because those men get their fun quickly and effortlessly meanwhile those women missed out on a long and pleasurable session.

lasting long benefits women only, it doesn’t benefit men!
LIcking pussy of filthy whore:feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke:
 
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Oh yea i forgot to mention licking a hookers pussy is a serious faux pas. Youre paying to pleasure a roastie.

Dont you get it, youre paying her and giving her pleasure just cause she's pretty and youre giving her great value for it thats grade A simping and being a cuck. Thats exactly what grinds our gears people having all the advantages just because of the way society treats them for their appearance!!!
 
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Yea cause you’re doing it with an escort. It would be amazing if it was a woman who was actually attracted to you.
 
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She is a fucking 10/10. If you saw her you yourself would get on your knees and offer her $1000 just to lick her pussy for 10 minutes.

you would fall in love with her if you see her and you would immediately start simping, She is a top-tier woman, not some cheap slut, I don’t fuck cheap whores.

You don’t even know who she is or what she looks like, yet you are judging her based on generic idea of an escort.

Newsflash, not all women (or escorts) are the same! There are shit ones and good ones

Also, these hoes get tested regularly, it’s a requirement to be tested negative for STDs in order to work at the brothel, and their customers fuck them with condoms as that’s part of the rules and regulations of sex work in my country, so it’s not like I’m licking a place where other men’s raw dick has been, other customers have all fucked her with a rubber on, I’ve only licked a place which has been touched by rubber.
Whats with all the ballsweat on an around her pussy?:lul:

Also OP are you german?
 
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Whats with all the ballsweat on an around her pussy?:lul:

Also OP are you german?
She washes her pussy in the shower beforehand, and I use mouthwash before and after licking her

We are both clean
 
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I’ve had sex over 50 times (with one particular gorgeous and beautiful escort who i see on a regular basis).
How much have you paid for all of that? If you are getting it at $200 a time that means you've spent $10k on sex lol
 
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She is a fucking 10/10. If you saw her you yourself would get on your knees and offer her $1000 just to lick her pussy for 10 minutes.

Technically, you're assuming you're not an incel at all.
 
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She is a fucking 10/10. If you saw her you yourself would get on your knees and offer her $1000 just to lick her pussy for 10 minutes.

you would fall in love with her if you see her and you would immediately start simping, She is a top-tier woman, not some cheap slut, I don’t fuck cheap whores.

You don’t even know who she is or what she looks like, yet you are judging her based on generic idea of an escort.

Newsflash, not all women (or escorts) are the same! There are shit ones and good ones

Also, these hoes get tested regularly, it’s a requirement to be tested negative for STDs in order to work at the brothel, and their customers fuck them with condoms as that’s part of the rules and regulations of sex work in my country, so it’s not like I’m licking a place where other men’s raw dick has been, other customers have all fucked her with a rubber on, I’ve only licked a place which has been touched by rubber.
You literally just admitted to being a complete cuck lmao. You admit to fucking girls who have been fucked by hundreeds of other guys and simping for them. Only cucks would try to pleasure a fucking prostitute. And you pay $1000? That means you've spent like 50k on prostitutes bro.
 
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I’ve had sex over 50 times (with one particular gorgeous and beautiful escort who i see on a regular basis).

Half of the time I couldn’t get hard because of erectile dysfunction, so I just spent the time kissing her, sucking her boobs and licking her pussy for the hour that I booked her for.

but the other half of the time when I was able to get hard, most of those times when I fucked her I lasted 5 minutes and then I came.

And in the few times in which I lasted a long time (half an hour to one hour), I didn’t feel any pleasure until the last 5 minutes before cooming.

Even if you last an hour, for the first 55 minutes there is no physical pleasure being registered by the brain, for the first 55 minutes you aren’t fucking her because you’re getting enjoyment out of it (you’re actually not enjoying it, you aren’t getting any pleasure at all from fucking her at the beginning).

The reason you continue fucking her despite this, is that you want to eventually reach the point when pleasure starts to get registered in the brain (which may take any amount of time to happen).

However long it takes for pleasure to get registered by your brain, once it happens, You end up cooming within 5 minutes because sex is the most pleasurable activity in life and the brain can’t handle such a high level of dopamine release for longer than 5 minutes.

That’s why I never get jealous of men who boast about lasting long in bed, they last long because it takes them a long time to reach the pleasure level required to orgasm. Until they reach that point, they are just fucking with a soft dick not experiencing any pleasure whatsoever, but instead of giving up, they continue fucking in the hope that they may actually start to feel enjoyment out of it, and once they do, it’s over in 5 minutes.

So it doesn’t matter if you only last 5 minutes meanwhile your friend said that he lasted one hour.

The difference is that your Brain started registering pleasure immediately which is why you coomed in 5 minutes.

But your friend lasted an hour because his brain took 55 minutes to be able to finally register the pleasure (meaning he didn’t feel pleasure for the whole first 55 minutes)! he only felt pleasure in the last 5 minutes before he coomed.

So in the end even though you both lasted for a different duration of time, you both felt pleasure for the pretty much the exact same amount of time (5 minutes)!

You might think it’s funny when I say this but hear me out because I am about to speak logically:

I’d rather be a quick finisher in bed than to be a long laster, because The less time it takes for pleasure to get registered by the brain, the less physical effort you have to exert in order to be able to coom. The longer you last, the more time and effort you are wasting, when it’s literally only the last 5 minutes before cooming which matters the most as that’s the only time you feel true pleasure.

Lasting long only benefits women, because women feel pleasure from the very beginning, that’s why they shame men who are quick finishers because those men get their fun quickly and effortlessly meanwhile those women missed out on a long and pleasurable session.

lasting long benefits women only, it doesn’t benefit men!

It's the same as saying "drinking water is just good for like 10 seconds".

It may take only 5 minutes, or 3, whatever, it still impacts one's life consistently.
 
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The escort I’m seeing knows me well and I know her well, we don’t just fuck, we talk as well, we’ve gotten to know a lot of things about each other.

I don’t think of myself as her client and her as my escort, I see her more as a paid friend with benefits
In other words, you have a wife.

That's why so many people - myself included - don't consider "escortcel" a thing. If you have intercourse and enjoy it, even if paid, you're way better off than most married males.

If a man is married to a woman who doesn't love him, and has sex with her consistently, would he be considered an incel? Because that's the point of "escortceling", not being able to have sex other than paying for it, but it clearly doesn't seem like your case - a 10/10 escort would've probably "screen you out" as they simply don't need money (if they're truly 10/10) if you didn't have the looks, imho.

Also, sex with prostitutes is often considered of better quality overall than wife/girlfriend sex. Since both are paid, but only prostitutes allow you to choose most - if not all - of it (positions, etc) other than price. Why is escortcelling a thing is beyond my comprehension.
 
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Brutal. I would be super happy if I would last 5 minutes, I can't last 5 minutes even with SSRI pills. I last organically only 5-20 seconds.
 
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You say that being a quick finisher is better because it gives less pleasure to the woman you are fucking and yet you're licking her pussy.
You say that in 1 hour of fuck, men that can last long can't feel much with their dick until the 5 very last minutes and yet you lick her pussy for 55 minutes then coom in 5. It is the same THING, though men that can last the whole hour aren't licking her but actually fucking her.

Your thread is riddled with contradictions.:shock:

You are coping hard with the fact that your oneitis 10/10 whore (unless you're fucking Emma Watson in her prime as a virgin she is 8/10 at best, no whore is 10/10) will never be yours hence :hax:"ackhually I'm just licking rubber", "I'm not giving her that much pleasure anyway, I have tiny dick and can't last long" :feelsohgod:

Especially that you fucked 50 times the same WHORE. It is said that sex is less enjoyable if you fuck the same woman over and over. One It is.

You are cope with the fact that it is OKAY to fuck the same whore 50 times because your dick can't last long. I can imagine YOU COPING and telling yourself :hax:"Hehe I just coomed in 5 minutes, I still have plenty of room to explore more of her vagina, a guy that can last for long will get bored faster :panties:"

YOU ARE COPING HARD. :hax:"Men that can last long have disadvantages too, bro" That's the same as saying "Chad can't be smart, I'm smart because I'm unattractive because that's how it is, equilibrium." BUT THAT'S WRONG. :feelsahh:
COPE COPE COPE:feelsUnreal:
Chad can last 1 hour straight, not get bored, stay hard and enjoy it.
While you lick her pussy, finger her. She, as a PAID WHORE will fake orgasms and then you're going to shoot your load in 5 minutes and you cope like this so you can tell yourself you haven't wasted 55 minutes worth of money. :shhh:
 
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those men get their fun quickly and effortlessly
I hate my premature ejaculation so much that I have tried to cure it just for masturbation. There is no pleasure in a few seconds of fun, it not worth the mess and effort even! I have masturbated like two times this year to date.
 

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