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Discussion Seriously what do I do about self defense as a thin wrist cel?

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You may have seen my posts about looksmaxxing. I'm approaching it from all angles. Basic health: nutrition, sleep, stress (jew pills), skin care research, allergy control (which is a lot), research on the personality side of it (as we all know, personality actually plays somewhat of a role, but being isolated all my life I now need to make up for it through research) and more. This is key and the main thing because it can give me something to live for. If this goes wrong, that's it anything I ever do is pointless bc my life is pointless.

That being said, as a 2nd priority (well actually third after money, which is becoming an issue too), I also need to do something about self defense and overall confrontation. I've been thinking about the idea of confrontation a lot lately and developing a lot of strategies and tricks to spin narratives etc, but mainly for work. But as a thin wrist cel, there's this huge elephant in the room in my life: I could be beaten up or humiliated by another man any time. Even though there's more pressing things to take care of in my life, this is actually something I really shouldn't be ignoring.

Women have it easy. They can just be assertive and that's it. IF, and that's a huge if, the guy hits them, it won't be as strong, orbiters will defend her, and she gets to call him a faggot so it's not humiliating at all. Fights between foids are rare af and not that dangerous. What do we do though, not living in tutorial mode?

The other day, some ape who looked homeless started yelling at me on the bus. He was frustrated because he thought I cut the line. And, although it didn't matter bc all of us waiting got in the bus and all got a seat, I was distracted making sure to take the right bus, so maybe actually cut the line admittedly. This ape walked up to my place yelling a me that I was a son of a bitch like 50 times. Fortunately, my initial interpretation of the situation was that he was drunk and making a fool of himself so that gave me more confidence and saved me from coming across as a total high inhib cuck (there's a bit of a difference between talking down to a drunk than being submissive to an equal), but I was still a huge cuck. I didn't say anything about the insults, just said I didn't realize, said sorry and if he wanted my seat. All along I was thinking about how it wasn't worth it because just one fight could ruin my chances of looksmaxxxing aka avoiding the rope.

Honestly what the fuck do I do next time some ape (it's not even just crazy people like that idiot) thinks it's appropriate to threaten physical violence because he thinks he's been wronged? What the fuck?

I've thought about these options:
  • The obvious gymmaxxxing (takes a lot of time and determination for someone who's alone and on the verge of roping)
  • A knife or gun (near impossible in europe)
  • Pretend your father died yesterday (I know this is ridiculous but hear me out, I think in the right situation it could work, normies are trained to respect that shit, it'd be like cheating the system. maybe I'm just being autistic and this'd never work, but I think it's worth a shot if done in a credible way)
  • Skillfully avoid saying things that trigger ape violence while not coming across as a cuck to observers. There's techniques for that, I've seen pros (journalists) do it.
 
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Buy a gun like Joker, ded srs
 
Carry a knife or gun. Or one of those little extendable batons cops have, that way the ape won't give you aids if you were to beat him instead of slashing him with a knife
 
Carry a knife or gun. Or one of those little extendable batons cops have, that way the ape won't give you aids if you were to beat him instead of slashing him with a knife
bat0n would be the best bet, the other two are too obvious
 
One aspect is as incels we don't need to worry about looking like beta male, cuck losers. Because women aren't going to be 'impressed' by us and fuck us anyway.

Its the normans and Chads who have a chance at the women, that have to look tough and alpha, or the girl will lose all interest.

Example.. say a woman was being beaten to death by an angry ape, i would see it walking up the street, immediately turn the other away and walk til I felt in no danger then call the police.
 
Mozambique drill
 
By ape u mean nog?

impossible to outchimp a nog. Only option is a gun
 
Buy a gun like Joker, ded srs
He didn't buy it!

(Or even want it at first)

The midget abusing stabbed guy GAVE IT TO HIM and then told joker to, "pay me back later..."
 
You can shoot seven shots from your six shooter like Joker did. There's always daggers coated in Purple Monk's Hood wax too. No weapons? Squeeze his larynx with your thumb and two fingers as hard as you can for ten seconds. Try to stay as pressed up against his as possible while you do it so he can't hook and straight you. You'll likely get hit hard alot on the sides of your head and ribs, but if you can hold that squeeze for ten sceonds, no more harem for chad and you get to cope another day.
 
well you go mike tyson on him bite the fuckers ear off then go for the nuts ring that door bell my friend then take the eyes next like a stiking serpent follow that up with a throat slash and once he is down you stand tall and shout i am vladimire putin so fuck me ladies fuck my brains out. the best bet would be judo and some kickboxing and a bit of boxing, kick boxing because of the thin wrists hope it helps
 
You can shoot seven shots from your six shooter like Joker did. There's always daggers coated in Purple Monk's Hood wax too. No weapons? Squeeze his larynx with your thumb and two fingers as hard as you can for ten seconds. Try to stay as pressed up against his as possible while you do it so he can't hook and straight you. You'll likely get hit hard alot on the sides of your head and ribs, but if you can hold that squeeze for ten sceonds, no more harem for chad and you get to cope another day.
>cope another day

nigga you in jail nigga
 
One aspect is as incels we don't need to worry about looking like beta male, cuck losers. Because women aren't going to be 'impressed' by us and fuck us anyway.

Its the normans and Chads who have a chance at the women, that have to look tough and alpha, or the girl will lose all interest.

Example.. say a woman was being beaten to death by an angry ape, i would see it walking up the street, immediately turn the other away and walk til I felt in no danger then call the police.
Holding frame is a massive bs cope.
 
You may have seen my posts about looksmaxxing. I'm approaching it from all angles. Basic health: nutrition, sleep, stress (jew pills), skin care research, allergy control (which is a lot), research on the personality side of it (as we all know, personality actually plays somewhat of a role, but being isolated all my life I now need to make up for it through research) and more. This is key and the main thing because it can give me something to live for. If this goes wrong, that's it anything I ever do is pointless bc my life is pointless.

That being said, as a 2nd priority (well actually third after money, which is becoming an issue too), I also need to do something about self defense and overall confrontation. I've been thinking about the idea of confrontation a lot lately and developing a lot of strategies and tricks to spin narratives etc, but mainly for work. But as a thin wrist cel, there's this huge elephant in the room in my life: I could be beaten up or humiliated by another man any time. Even though there's more pressing things to take care of in my life, this is actually something I really shouldn't be ignoring.

Women have it easy. They can just be assertive and that's it. IF, and that's a huge if, the guy hits them, it won't be as strong, orbiters will defend her, and she gets to call him a faggot so it's not humiliating at all. Fights between foids are rare af and not that dangerous. What do we do though, not living in tutorial mode?

The other day, some ape who looked homeless started yelling at me on the bus. He was frustrated because he thought I cut the line. And, although it didn't matter bc all of us waiting got in the bus and all got a seat, I was distracted making sure to take the right bus, so maybe actually cut the line admittedly. This ape walked up to my place yelling a me that I was a son of a bitch like 50 times. Fortunately, my initial interpretation of the situation was that he was drunk and making a fool of himself so that gave me more confidence and saved me from coming across as a total high inhib cuck (there's a bit of a difference between talking down to a drunk than being submissive to an equal), but I was still a huge cuck. I didn't say anything about the insults, just said I didn't realize, said sorry and if he wanted my seat. All along I was thinking about how it wasn't worth it because just one fight could ruin my chances of looksmaxxxing aka avoiding the rope.

Honestly what the fuck do I do next time some ape (it's not even just crazy people like that idiot) thinks it's appropriate to threaten physical violence because he thinks he's been wronged? What the fuck?

I've thought about these options:
  • The obvious gymmaxxxing (takes a lot of time and determination for someone who's alone and on the verge of roping)
  • A knife or gun (near impossible in europe)
  • Pretend your father died yesterday (I know this is ridiculous but hear me out, I think in the right situation it could work, normies are trained to respect that shit, it'd be like cheating the system. maybe I'm just being autistic and this'd never work, but I think it's worth a shot if done in a credible way)
  • Skillfully avoid saying things that trigger ape violence while not coming across as a cuck to observers. There's techniques for that, I've seen pros (journalists) do it.
INJECT TEST. GET HGH( will make bones bigger as such ur wrists and jaw, could make u taller too if ur growth plates open BOYO!)
aalos wear 5 inch height lifts it will make u taller and people fear tall men
 
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>cope another day

nigga you in jail nigga
Nah, I'd sui before I'd get captured alive... If you live in America and chad attacks you, you have to kill him. One punch can ruin your face permanently and our cuntry doesn't cover reconstruction of facial disfigurement in it's insurance and healthcare policies... Even without sui and being forced to go prison.. that's still better than letting chad make your face asymmetrical when you'll never have enough money to fix it.
 
The utility of training in a combat sport (and they are all sports) is only marginally about self defence. If you're not an idiot you won't get into fights.

But some kind of wrestling is probably the most reliable approach for self defence and you'll have fun and make friends, too.
 
You have to say to him "whats the problem dude, don't insult me mother fucker" or something like that. Don't say "sorry" it's better not saying anything than say sorry.
Maybe you have to gymcel or dress with hood, people avoid you with those clothes.
 
Carry a knife and remember to thrust, not slash.
 
Confrontations like that are rare. You'd have to be placing yourself in a position like that and trying to start shit most of the time.

If someone just tries to start shit with you just walk away unless you have a death wish and dgaf, in which case, just carry a knife/gun.

If it's a normie trying to bully you, just tell them they must have a small penis srs.
 
Buy knife bro, or may be weapon if you are allowed.
 
13.5cm wrists here and in terms of self-defense it´s over for Europeans the only way to defend yourself in Europe is through fighting in Denmark it´s not even allowed to carry a peber spray so small guys like me wouldn´t stand a chance if I were to be attacked. That is what is so great about the US over there you can conceal carry a handgun which is the perfect equalizer if a bigger man would attack you. In Europe we are just supposed to roll over and die.
 

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