Seriously considering seeing an Escort end of the month, ( input from escortcels appreciated)

[Deleted member 1983]

Very tired of being a virgin at 22 and masturbating isnt even doing it for me anymore, i need to feel what its like. I already have looked on a good escort website and theres a few in ym area which look alright.

Just looking for some input. Should i do it? Should i just book like 15-30 mins or longer?

I atleast wanna get a blowjob and sex, but i dont really wanna wear a condom for the BJ that seems super cucked.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

Go ER

 

[ShadowMonk]

I lost my virginity at your age to a prostitute and have escortcelled for a number of years.
I couldn't finish the first time, it lasted around 1 hour. This is not an achievement it is called retarded ejaculation. It took me years to overcome.
It is worth it, it helps you get used to interact with foids and be sexual around them and builds your self-esteem and confidence. It is also the biggest cope and will drain your bank account like noferatu on meth.

 

[Deleted member 60]

book 1 hour tbh.

also make sure you got all your vaccines.

 

[masterwizard]

I couldn't finish the first time, it lasted around 1 hour. This is not an achievement it is called retarded ejaculation. It took me years to overcome..

This is so common, im kind of surprised at the idea of men cumming instantly in response to sexual stimulus. Seems like its far more common to go for hours without being able to orgasm or to fail to achieve or maintain erection.

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Very tired of being a virgin at 22 and masturbating isnt even doing it for me anymore, i need to feel what its like. I already have looked on a good escort website and theres a few in ym area which look alright.

Just looking for some input. Should i do it? Should i just book like 15-30 mins or longer?

I atleast wanna get a blowjob and sex, but i dont really wanna wear a condom for the BJ that seems super cucked.

You'll still be a KHHV BUT if you want to at least simulate it then here's the deal.
1. Don't ask too many questions after looking on her site
2. Money in envelope at the beginning
3. Some provide BBBJ. Others' don't. Don't push your luck.
4. Hygiene in this case is important.
5. Arrive on time.
6. Leave on time.
7. Try not to see the same one too many times. You won't develop unrequited love for her.
8. No means no. So you don't get done in for rape or sexual assault.
9. Some provide kissing and I mean full on French Kissing. Other's don't. Be clean there. Don't push your luck.
10. Remember it is transaction "consensual" sex. The word here being Transaction. Pre-affix before you do it.
11. Treat her as a therapist & she'll treat you as a client. Can't go wrong there.
12. If she can't speak any English, then she's probably a foreigner whose been trafficked. Avoid like the plague. Especially if she has a "Eastern European Bover Boy" as a "Protector". Call the police. Saying you've done nothing wrong & that you're alerting them to this crap.
13. Antibiotics for respiratory infection would cure any STI's which are bacterial.

Good luck. Oh yeah. Make sure she's an independent one aka not working in a "Cat House".

book 1 hour tbh.

also make sure you got all your vaccines.

 

[Total Imbecile]

You will still be a CIVILIAN virgin after fucking an escort. The only legit way to lose your virginity is to have PIV sex with a consenting girl for free, all else is COPE.

 

[khafail]

this ain't it chief

 

[nxdismycope]

escortcel here.
well, mostly a massagecel but i fucked some that were also semi-escorts.
do it bro. im sure its barely 50% like fucking a femoid, no rubber, just dick and pussy... but its better than nothing.
ask for a bj with no rubber.
anyway the whole experience as an incel is amazing.

 

[Deleted member 10124]

You will still be a CIVILIAN virgin after fucking an escort. The only legit way to lose your virginity is to have PIV sex with a consenting girl for free, all else is COPE.

Bareback PIV. That's raw naked flesh to flesh. FYI.

 

[Deleted member 60]

1. Don't ask too many questions after looking on her site
3. Some provide BBBJ. Others' don't. Don't push your luck.
5. Arrive on time.
6. Leave on time.
8. No means no. So you don't get done in for rape or sexual assault.
9. Some provide kissing and I mean full on French Kissing. Other's don't. Be clean there. Don't push your luck.
11. Treat her as a therapist & she'll treat you as a client. Can't go wrong there.
.

doesn't sound very fun. Cucked tbh

 

[Deleted member 10124]

14. Don't come back here & brag about it. That way you'll still be able to carry on fighting as an Incel.

 

[Deleted member 4760]

Very tired of being a virgin at 22 and masturbating isnt even doing it for me anymore, i need to feel what its like. I already have looked on a good escort website and theres a few in ym area which look alright.

Just looking for some input. Should i do it? Should i just book like 15-30 mins or longer?

I atleast wanna get a blowjob and sex, but i dont really wanna wear a condom for the BJ that seems super cucked.

I would say wait a bit before going.
25 is the limit date tbh.

My experiences with hookers ranged from bad to so-so. I've made 2 threads about it. Look them up.

 

[Deleted member 10124]

doesn't sound very fun. Cucked tbh

Point no 11. She's a professional. That's all.

 

[Deleted member 4760]

Honestly though, now that I tihnk of it; it's not worth it.

Too expansive usually for the experience.

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Enjoy being a tourist to Copenhardon.

 

[Total Imbecile]

Bareback PIV. That's raw naked flesh to flesh. FYI.

Yes, forgot to mention that definitely. While having "sex" with a condom means youre not incel, unprotected sex is the only way to actually/technically/legit lose your virginity

 

[Deleted member 60]

you guys are depressing af

 

[Weed]

Save that money for a surgery.

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Yes, forgot to mention that definitely. While having "sex" with a condom means youre not incel, unprotected sex is the only way to actually/technically/legit lose your virginity

No worries. LOL. Loved how you help expose that LARPer who turned out to be an Alt of another account. Much appreciated that. Pure Comedy Gold & Life Fuel.

Save that money for a surgery.

Yeah. One way to go about it. OP don't do too much otherwise you'll burn through your Pockets.

you guys are depressing af

101. Not depressing. Brutally Realistic.

 

[Total Imbecile]

No worries. LOL. Loved how you help expose that LARPer who turned out to be an Alt of another account. Much appreciated that. Pure Comedy Gold & Life Fuel.

Wait who are you talking about?

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Wait who are you talking about?

https://incels.is/threads/incel-documentary-incels-needed.

 

[Total Imbecile]

https://incels.is/threads/incel-documentary-incels-needed.

Oh fuck hes banned

So happy to see that

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Oh fuck hes banned

So happy to see that

 

[Deleted member 1983]

oh boy all of these things escortcels are telling me to do is making my anxiety play up.

welp guess ill be pussying out instead. Touchless forever virgin it is.

You'll still be a KHHV BUT if you want to at least simulate it then here's the deal.
1. Don't ask too many questions after looking on her site
2. Money in envelope at the beginning
3. Some provide BBBJ. Others' don't. Don't push your luck.
4. Hygiene in this case is important.
5. Arrive on time.
6. Leave on time.
7. Try not to see the same one too many times. You won't develop unrequited love for her.
8. No means no. So you don't get done in for rape or sexual assault.
9. Some provide kissing and I mean full on French Kissing. Other's don't. Be clean there. Don't push your luck.
10. Remember it is transaction "consensual" sex. The word here being Transaction. Pre-affix before you do it.
11. Treat her as a therapist & she'll treat you as a client. Can't go wrong there.
12. If she can't speak any English, then she's probably a foreigner whose been trafficked. Avoid like the plague. Especially if she has a "Eastern European Bover Boy" as a "Protector". You can go ER on that bastard but I wouldn't advise it. Call the police instead. Saying you've done nothing wrong & that you're alerting them to this crap.
13. Antibiotics for respiratory infection would cure any STI's which are bacterial.

Good luck. Oh yeah. Make sure she's an independent one aka not working in a "Cat House".

too much shit to do, id rather just pussy out tbh

 

[Deleted member 60]

oh boy all of these things escortcels are telling me to do is making my anxiety play up.

welp guess ill be pussying out instead. Touchless forever virgin it is.

too much shit to do, id rather just pussy out tbh

don't worry about all that autism. Just wait until you're horny and go

 

[Hoppipolla]

22 isn't that bad anyway but it's up to you. I'd probably avoid the cheap ones though.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

don't worry about all that autism. Just wait until you're horny and go

im too pussy.

This is why i refrain from making my own posts because i do spur of the moment autistic shit that sounds good in my head.

TFW when austim level over 9000.

 

[Smallus Dickus]

Well at least be smart about it. At least 50% of those girls ads are fake as hell, their photos completely redone. Find some reviews for a girl you are interested in. Do not believe in reviews on sites with their ads, find some forums with reviews

 

[UltraFayJr.]

If you do it, your Incels.me username won’t make sense anymore.

 

[Deleted member 60]

If you do it, your Incels.me username won’t make sense anymore.

this is true. You can't do it OP, sorry.

 

[engineerescortceler]

use escorts man, saving $200 won't help you pay for any kind of facial surgery, you get facial surgeries when your salary is stable and high. plus it'll help you physically. Book a full hour for ur first time and half an hour for the next ones and it'll be good, don't become addicted and watch for your health and it's all fine and fun

edit 1: also make sure that the girl is legit, no fake photos and make sure that she uses protection every time. i personally use agencies but u can use google reverse image to check if the photos are fake

 

[Deleted member 1983]

this is true. You can't do it OP, sorry.

50/50 chance i will pussy out because of anxiety / nervousness of losing virginity.

use escorts man, saving $200 won't help you pay for any kind of facial surgery, you get facial surgeries when your salary is stable and high. plus it'll help you physically. Book a full hour for ur first time and half an hour for the next ones and it'll be good, don't become addicted and watch for your health and it's all fine and fun

edit 1: also make sure that the girl is legit, no fake photos and make sure that she uses protection every time. i personally use agencies but u can use google reverse image to check if the photos are fake

how are you comfortable with meeting them? seems like it would be super awkward the 1st time.

idk man the thought of actually doing it makes me anxious af.

 

[Doomedanincel]

escorts are used up as fuck, no thanks

 

[Deleted member 1983]

escorts are used up as fuck, no thanks

Yep I've changed my mind permanent Virgin it is then!

Idk wtf I'm supposed to do with my wageslaving money tho.

 

[Lilxcel]

Yep I've changed my mind permanent Virgin it is then!

Idk wtf I'm supposed to do with my wageslaving money tho.

Good decision my man, don't listen to ppl that suggest you to do it.. it's repulsive, and it won't make u feel better

Invest it on your favorite cope whatever it is.. or give it to me

 

[Hoez4life]

One time is not enough you need at least two rounds. You can negotiate with the same girl but I don’t recommend that, things will become awkward after the first round.

 

[Berserker123]

I did that when i was 24 years old. Lost my V to a blonde white girl with small tits. I regret using escort, honestly it felt better using my onahole.

 

[misanthropekun]

Good decision my man, don't listen to ppl that suggest you to do it.. it's repulsive, and it won't make u feel better

Invest it on your favorite cope whatever it is.. or give it to me