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Discussion Semi-Serious Hypothetical: The Golden Shower

BasedMistercel

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You have heard rumors that the common advice of "just take a shower" is a code phrase for a secret artifact hidden by the chads of the world. It is a golden shower that, once bathed in, turns you into the pinnacle of sex appeal. I mean sub-5 to 10/10 chad. All disabilities are fixed and all neurodivergent behaviors are instantly seen as "cute" or "mysterious" and not "annoying" or "creepy". You find this shower, but the oracle tells you that the sex you have after you take the shower will feel like nothing. It will just feel like a normal workout. No dopamine rush, no sexual gratification, nothing.

However, love and affection will still have the same effects. You can be happy with a wife, kids, or many wives if you so prefer. The satisfaction of having a family can finally be yours.

So, do you take the shower?
 
You have heard rumors that the common advice of "just take a shower" is a code phrase for a secret artifact hidden by the chads of the world. It is a golden shower that, once bathed in, turns you into the pinnacle of sex appeal. I mean sub-5 to 10/10 chad. All disabilities are fixed and all neurodivergent behaviors are instantly seen as "cute" or "mysterious" and not "annoying" or "creepy". You find this shower, but the oracle tells you that the sex you have after you take the shower will feel like nothing. It will just feel like a normal workout. No dopamine rush, no sexual gratification, nothing.

However, love and affection will still have the same effects. You can be happy with a wife, kids, or many wives if you so prefer. The satisfaction of having a family can finally be yours.

So, do you take the shower?
Golden shower is when a foid pisses on a mans face in the shower, its a porn niche
 
ofc every aspect of your life improves, sex isn't some be all end all
 
The easiest proof against blue pill is as follows:
Which holds most truths? Extreme blue pill, or extreme blackpill.

Personality can trump anything, and is ontop of the foodchain
or?
Looks are over everything, it is the most important factor to attraction

Now we're allowed to show thousands of studies. In this case looks vastly change the perception of personality.
 
ofc every aspect of your life improves, sex isn't some be all end all
Lol, most normies don't realize sex in the context of incels is used as an umbrella term, against judgement of males, judgement of females, etc. This is why redditards and youtubers have a field-day with "We don't owe you sex" "Sex isn't everything brah"

Ok yeah that's true, but human decency and respect is... Or are you a racist mr.normie
 
The easiest proof against blue pill is as follows:
Which holds most truths? Extreme blue pill, or extreme blackpill.

Personality can trump anything, and is ontop of the foodchain
or?
Looks are over everything, it is the most important factor to attraction

Now we're allowed to show thousands of studies. In this case looks vastly change the perception of personality.

Might sound a little extreme, but if a pedophile looked good enough a foid would probably say that they're just good with kids.
 
Might sound a little extreme, but if a pedophile looked good enough a foid would probably say that they're just good with kids.
Cause it isn't extreme, it just sounds as being extreme, it's just what everyone thinks subconsiously, i wouldn't want my kid nowhere near a subhuman
 

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