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NSFW Scenario: you died and go to heaven. This is first thing you see. How would you react?

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I would plant my face between the left one's titties asap
 
Looks too saggy :feelspuke:
 
Sorry brocel, but I think there is a point when a woman's breasts can be too big.

Anyway, how would I react? I would ask them if they are there to have sex with me. If they say yes, I will CREAMPIE ALL THEIR HOLES AND THEM CUM ON BREASTS :feelsdevil:
 
I would dig my face in those tits
 
so disproportional
 
I’d be pissed because they have tumors instead of normal tits
 
It's a trap. Turn and walk away.
 
I would get all possible STDs since they are professional whores and then die again
 
@Stupid Clown @AsiaCel @SlayerSlayer
 
"What the fuck I need this for? I needed this when I was alive. Now that I'm a disembodied soul, the fuck am I going to do with two ethno-culturally confusing whores?"
 
I would ask god what was the point of waiting me to rope to give me whoes
 
I WOULD SLAP MY DICK IN THAT BOBBA AND MOTORBOAT LIKE A RETARD
 
Tell them to cover up then have them show me their feet instead :feelsokman:
 
They are noodles plus look how skinny their legs are in comparison to their tits
 
I've overcome my primal urges. The only thing that could give me the slightest bit of satisfaction would be the destruction of the soyciety
 
give me gravure models all the way
 
I really doubt I'd go to heaven all things considered
 
South Park taught me that the moment i see booba in heaven i get sent to hell
 
Please replace Asian foids with blonde white foids
 
I really doubt I'd go to heaven all things considered
Nothing that we do is worse than what foids do. Foids are 1,000,000x worse. We wanted cuddles and snuggles. They want to manipulate others and make men raise kids that aren't even his.
 
turn 360 degrees and walk away
 
I'm fucking her titties
 
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Inbred noodles, anyone?
 
I would rape them
 
Would say "bit too big those"
 
"Ha! I knew the Indians were fucking on to something, that's why the Jews killed them 1st!"

And then fuck the shyte out of both :feelsokman:
 

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