WorthlessSlavicShit
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Aaaaahhhh.
I think I already mentioned this a few times already, but the group of normies I usually hang out with includes a guy who was a pretty nasty bully to me in high school. He kinda mellowed out by now, but he was the one dude that I honestly hated there.
Well, as I also mentioned a few times, the last few times we were hanging out, those mofos took the time to boast to each other about their Tinder matches. A few weeks ago, the rich kid in the group had the others asking him if he's paying for Tinder Gold or some other special version of it, because of how hot the chicks he was matching with were.
Well, the last time we hung out, this ex-bully of mine showed us a chick he had matched with, and now the rich kid joined the others in just staring at what that dude had. That chick was a fucking titcow. I saw her photo for just a couple of seconds, but I distinctly remember that her fucking melons seemed bigger than her head. That chick looked crazy stacked. She was also a cute-faced brunette in her early-twenties and so younger than us, given that we're in our mid-twenties. Then he started mentioning how they started texting each other, and that was just pure rampagefuel. This fucker didn't need to beg her for attention or anything, apparently, the two actually matched a month ago, but he forgot about her for a month (just how, just imagine how awesome your life must be to be able to forget about a titcow you matched with on Tinder.) Well, after noticing her after a month of nothing, he texted her and she happily texted him back after being ghosted like that for a month.
That was a few days ago. Today, while working in my part-time job, I got a notification that people were talking in our group chat. I opened it, and of course, the dude is happily informing us that he and the titty monster had already agreed on a date in a few days. Also, apparently she's pretty athletic and played football for a couple of years, so it's not like she's overweight and hiding it and she simply has such good genes that she naturally has giant milkers like that despite not having much fat anywhere else on her body.
Even the other guys there were desperately coping with knowing that he's about to fuck a chick like that soon despite fucking up so comically at the beginning, joking that he's soon not going to be able to hang out with us anymore because of her and so on, really just desperately trying to deal with the realization of how great that guy's life is and how he enjoys things we (well, I definitely) never will.
I think I already mentioned this a few times already, but the group of normies I usually hang out with includes a guy who was a pretty nasty bully to me in high school. He kinda mellowed out by now, but he was the one dude that I honestly hated there.
Well, as I also mentioned a few times, the last few times we were hanging out, those mofos took the time to boast to each other about their Tinder matches. A few weeks ago, the rich kid in the group had the others asking him if he's paying for Tinder Gold or some other special version of it, because of how hot the chicks he was matching with were.
Well, the last time we hung out, this ex-bully of mine showed us a chick he had matched with, and now the rich kid joined the others in just staring at what that dude had. That chick was a fucking titcow. I saw her photo for just a couple of seconds, but I distinctly remember that her fucking melons seemed bigger than her head. That chick looked crazy stacked. She was also a cute-faced brunette in her early-twenties and so younger than us, given that we're in our mid-twenties. Then he started mentioning how they started texting each other, and that was just pure rampagefuel. This fucker didn't need to beg her for attention or anything, apparently, the two actually matched a month ago, but he forgot about her for a month (just how, just imagine how awesome your life must be to be able to forget about a titcow you matched with on Tinder.) Well, after noticing her after a month of nothing, he texted her and she happily texted him back after being ghosted like that for a month.
That was a few days ago. Today, while working in my part-time job, I got a notification that people were talking in our group chat. I opened it, and of course, the dude is happily informing us that he and the titty monster had already agreed on a date in a few days. Also, apparently she's pretty athletic and played football for a couple of years, so it's not like she's overweight and hiding it and she simply has such good genes that she naturally has giant milkers like that despite not having much fat anywhere else on her body.
Even the other guys there were desperately coping with knowing that he's about to fuck a chick like that soon despite fucking up so comically at the beginning, joking that he's soon not going to be able to hang out with us anymore because of her and so on, really just desperately trying to deal with the realization of how great that guy's life is and how he enjoys things we (well, I definitely) never will.