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Serious Satanists are a bunch of sissies

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TheNEET

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Satanists are basically Christians in dark mode. By Satanists I mean the normies who identify themselves as "Satanists", not elites who sacrifice children to Moloch or anything of that kind. By Christians I mean your basic liberal modern "Christian" who cares about the status quo more than the content of the Bible.

As if the LaVeyan ("Church of Satan") shtick of "well, we call ourselves Satanists but ACKSHUALLY we don't believe in Satan, we're just edgy atheists with some egotism and LARP sprinkled on top" wasn't cringy enough, there are people who have found that too edgy and decided to go one step further. They're the spiritual equivalent of people finding mayonnaise too spicy: The Satanic Temple. They're really the most milquetoast "faith" possible. They've inherited the atheistic part of LaVeyanism but they've gone one step further and abandoned LARP ("magick") altogether. They're not even egoistic, their tenets are the kind of thing you'll find on a website of any humanitarian organization trying to be as neutral and "wholesome" as possible.
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They're very involved politically, mostly in fight against muh racism, muh discrimination and for muh womyn rights (aka stuff 99.9% of the population believes but liberals like thinking they're being rebels by repeating the status quo)! I cannot imagine anything more cucked.

At the very least Satanists should be edgy and troll moralfags. I can imagine rapeycels being Satanists. There probably are smaller groups which are not cucked (like the Joy of Satan which is ironically run by a foid afaik) but the mainstream Satanism is just soyim who want to shock their Christian daddies.
 
Satanists, witches, and pagans are all sillynannies. The original people’s of those religions had a reputation of being tough and powerful, but they’re just abunch of foids and soys now.
 
ask @mental_out he knows all about this

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By Satanists I mean the normies who identify themselves as "Satanists", not elites who sacrifice children to Moloch or anything of that kind.
Brutal adenochromepill
 
Yeah, they're a bunch of fags.

I read a Satanist magic book in a bookstore a long time ago, and one of the "spells" was you jack off onto a crucifix and shove it up someone's ass. I forget what the ritual was supposed to accomplish.
 
Satanists, witches, and pagans are all sillynannies. The original people’s of those religions had a reputation of being tough and powerful, but they’re just abunch of foids and soys now.
I cannot express in words the second-hand embarrassment I feel every time I happen to come across anything "witchy" :feelswhat::feelswhat::feelswhat:
 
Satanists are just try hard normies
They only become satanist to get attention from girls but IRL they get dragged to the nearest mosque by their fathers when its a religious holiday
 
I read a Satanist magic book in a bookstore a long time ago, and one of the "spells" was you jack off onto a crucifix and shove it up someone's ass. I forget what the ritual was supposed to accomplish.
@Einon favorite ritual
 
Yeah, they're a bunch of fags.

I read a Satanist magic book in a bookstore a long time ago, and one of the "spells" was you jack off onto a crucifix and shove it up someone's ass. I forget what the ritual was supposed to accomplish.
lol
 
Satanists are basically Christians in dark mode. By Satanists I mean the normies who identify themselves as "Satanists", not elites who sacrifice children to Moloch or anything of that kind. By Christians I mean your basic liberal modern "Christian" who cares about the status quo more than the content of the Bible.

As if the LaVeyan ("Church of Satan") shtick of "well, we call ourselves Satanists but ACKSHUALLY we don't believe in Satan, we're just edgy atheists with some egotism and LARP sprinkled on top" wasn't cringy enough, there are people who have found that too edgy and decided to go one step further. They're the spiritual equivalent of people finding mayonnaise too spicy: The Satanic Temple. They're really the most milquetoast "faith" possible. They've inherited the atheistic part of LaVeyanism but they've gone one step further and abandoned LARP ("magick") altogether. They're not even egoistic, their tenets are the kind of thing you'll find on a website of any humanitarian organization trying to be as neutral and "wholesome" as possible.
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They're very involved politically, mostly in fight against muh racism, muh discrimination and for muh womyn rights (aka stuff 99.9% of the population believes but liberals like thinking they're being rebels by repeating the status quo)! I cannot imagine anything more cucked.

At the very least Satanists should be edgy and troll moralfags. I can imagine rapeycels being Satanists. There probably are smaller groups which are not cucked (like the Joy of Satan which is ironically run by a foid afaik) but the mainstream Satanism is just soyim who want to shock their Christian daddies.
These Satanists need to be hanged. What a bunch of larping faggots.
 
I only worship princess celestia
 
That's basically what any liberal believes nowadays.
 

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