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Serious I'm Writing a Women's Romance Novel

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I understand foid psychology so much thanks to the Blackpill that I know exactly what makes them tick, and I'm going to do it.

My book is going to be called "The Dancing Knights of Falador". The premise is set in a fictional medieval land, but the aesthetic and setting is to mirror the Holy Roman Empire in the 1400s. The book will begin within an archetypical medieval confederation of Kingdoms. The story will focus on nine adjacent Kingdoms, each ruled by a Monarch, each with a different princess, all in late teen/early adulthood. The Monarchs want them to find husbands so they can be coronated as Queens, but the problem is there are no men of quality in any of the Kingdoms (all ugly swarthy peasants, YUCK!)... so the families decide to send these young Princesses on a journey to find suitable Princes in a faraway land (Falador), where rumors of tall beautiful blond dancing Knights (Chads) have spread far and wide.

The main character will be the ugly Princess, who's cynical she'll find any man. She's no Stacy, but she's still Chad-only. The entitled bitch blond Stacy Princess who comes from the wealthiest of the Duchies is confident she'll get her pick of the Chads.

The journey to Falador will be a somewhat important part of the book, with lots of bullying, drama, and snakish behavior going on, designed to make the reader hate the Stacy even more, but the real juicy stuff comes when the Princesses finally enter the Faladorian castle and meet the Dancing Knights.

The Dancing Knights are all tall blond Chads with razor sharp jawlines. They're smooth, cutting edge, charismatic. They are exactly what the Princesses dreamed of, and there's exactly nine of them! The most beautiful of them all is named Sir Edward, Stacy has him in the bag.

As the book continues, it turns out that the knights are incredibly gay. They only love making out and making love to each other! The princesses are in disbelief! This whole journey was for nothing, the knights are too busy engaged in gay sex to actually give them any attention! Only one of them isn't gay, it's Sir Edward.

Stacy and her HTB sidekick devolve into a civil war over who will get Sir Edward... but it turns out Edward wants nothing to do with them, he falls in love with the main character, the ugly Princess, since he loves her personality.

He ends up Marrying her and because she's the only one who gets married, she becomes the Holy Emperor of all the Kingdoms. They live happily ever after as the new hegemonic rulers while Stacy and HTB get demoted into lowley Baronesses and Dutchesses.
 
We all reading ts
 
You should have written the book first without associating it with an incel forum if you want it to be successful
 
You should have written the book first without associating it with an incel forum if you want it to be successful
I highly doubt it will ever be linked back to this site.
 
Where's the giant werewolf raping the underage protagonist?
 
You should have written the book first without associating it with an incel forum if you want it to be successful
That would probably just make it more notorious lol

Had considered writing something like this myself, but market is already flooded with foids doing this, plus i wouldn't be able to take it seriously enough to put enough effort into it for it to be good
 
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High IQ but the lovers in romance novels tend to be swarthy borderline ethnic Chads.
 
Some tips:

- make the male lead a 9 foot tall billionaire vampire

- constantly mention how tall he is and how big his cock is

- make the female lead as short and ugly as possible (but don't call her ugly, she's "plain")

- emphasize their 5 foot height difference at least once per page
 
Make sure to include rape and foids will love it
 
As the book continues, it turns out that the knights are incredibly gay. They only love making out and making love to each other! The princesses are in disbelief! This whole journey was for nothing, the knights are too busy engaged in gay sex to actually give them any attention!
:feelswhat: Nigga you aren't using that as an excuse to write your gay fantasy, are you?
 
I want to write a sistercest story so bad. I can probably handle the "romance" part but eventually it will come to the "sex" part and about that I'm completely clueless.
 

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