the optimal way to eat vegis is as is.
it saladifies in your mouth.
no but normies will tell you its about texture.
guess what, salad is heterogenic, exactly same if your take multiple bites.
its gay extra steps to make you give up and default to off the package goyslop,
lying to yourself you will have the energy to cut it later. but you won't, the goy slop will ensure that.
then you have the added hassle of cleaning the spoon.
the spoon! its extra work scooping all that shit, especially the last bits, which will get your fingers messy
acting as a contra, so what was the point of the fucking spoon?!
its even worst in small workplace kitchens where some gen X bitch will hog the sink cutting salad prepping for half an hour.
The time sink that is salad prep is a deterrent for countless potential veggie consumers. Washing, cutting, finding space, cleaning up… it all adds up.
some may say: but the lemon juice.
bitch ever heard of a dipping plate? like they had in bible times and shit?
Who Benefits from Salad Culture?
The true victors in the salad scam are:
- Processed food vendors—who bank on you abandoning fresh produce for convenience flakes and packaged “wellness” bars.
- Kitchen accessory brands—selling salad spinners, slicers, and bowls for a task your hands can already do.
- Meal apps—profiting off your fatigue by offering overpriced salad bowls when you could’ve plated a raw tomato and some olives in seconds.
just take the vegis and eat as is. stop being a faggot.
it saladifies in your mouth.
no but normies will tell you its about texture.
guess what, salad is heterogenic, exactly same if your take multiple bites.
its gay extra steps to make you give up and default to off the package goyslop,
lying to yourself you will have the energy to cut it later. but you won't, the goy slop will ensure that.
then you have the added hassle of cleaning the spoon.
the spoon! its extra work scooping all that shit, especially the last bits, which will get your fingers messy
acting as a contra, so what was the point of the fucking spoon?!
its even worst in small workplace kitchens where some gen X bitch will hog the sink cutting salad prepping for half an hour.
The time sink that is salad prep is a deterrent for countless potential veggie consumers. Washing, cutting, finding space, cleaning up… it all adds up.
some may say: but the lemon juice.
bitch ever heard of a dipping plate? like they had in bible times and shit?
Who Benefits from Salad Culture?
The true victors in the salad scam are:
- Processed food vendors—who bank on you abandoning fresh produce for convenience flakes and packaged “wellness” bars.
- Kitchen accessory brands—selling salad spinners, slicers, and bowls for a task your hands can already do.
- Meal apps—profiting off your fatigue by offering overpriced salad bowls when you could’ve plated a raw tomato and some olives in seconds.
just take the vegis and eat as is. stop being a faggot.
