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It's like that one time where I found a Neon Genesis Evangelion personality test ("Which character of NGE are you?"). I didn't want to fill it, because I was 99% sure it would result in Shinji.
It's like that one time where I found a Neon Genesis Evangelion personality test ("Which character of NGE are you?"). I didn't want to fill it, because I was 99% sure it would result in Shinji.
Honestly the targeted ads are the scariest. They are so spot on
Melatonin supplements by Solgar, mechanical keyboards by Keychron, anti-blue light glasses by Gunnar, blue-light-blocking screen protectors by Ocushield, fresh basic tees by Uniqlo, high-calorie protein shakes by Optimum Nutrition, dark roast coffee by Lavazza, noise-canceling headphones by Sony
These East Asian individuals likely earn between $25,000 and $40,000 USD annually and identify as Atheist and Queer. They lean toward Libertarian Left ideologies and harbor Anti-Traditionalist and Skeptical social biases alongside Urban-Rural and In-Group racial biases. They appear emotionally detached yet intense, dressed in Alt-Fashion cargo pants and oversized shirts, likely interested in Tactical Drills, Internet Culture, and Cosplay, while avoiding Traditional Career Paths, Social Conformity, and Mainstream Religious Activities.
The subjects seem to possess low self-esteem and high introversion, coupled with low emotional stability and high adventurousness despite poor self-control, hence we can target them with tactical gear and digital escapism, such as Crye Precision plate carriers, Ops-Core helmets, Geissele rails, L3Harris night vision, HelloFresh meals, Sony headphones, Netflix subscriptions, and Monster Energy drinks.
People
Two young female-presenting individuals, approximately 19 to 23 years old, exhibiting a close and familiar bond.
Objects
Open refrigerator with condiments, rifle with optic, kitchen cabinets, electric stove, air fryer, coffee maker, floor towel, door handle.
Insights
These subjects exhibit low self-esteem masked by outward aggression, high introversion, questionable honesty regarding personal safety, low emotional stability, high adventurousness, and poor impulse control.
Targeted Ads
High-end plate carriers by Crye Precision, ballistic helmet accessories by Ops-Core, tactical rail systems by Geissele Automatics, night vision goggles by L3Harris, affordable meal prep kits by HelloFresh, noise-canceling headphones by Sony, streaming subscriptions for Netflix, energy drinks by Monster Energy.
all i know they make calisthenics videos and they are two Mexican sisters one might have a black boyfriend and has a clothing line.
i feel like all of these are correct:
familiar bond
Libertarian Left
alternative fashion
digital aesthetics
social isolation
internet subcultures
low self-esteem
affordable meal prep kits by HelloFresh
energy drinks by Monster Energy
I tried it 3 times and I can try to infer a couple of things:
1) Location is aleatory, the first time it got it right, next two times it didn't;
2) Political affiliation changed when I turned the lights on and when I undid my hair; Age also changed from early twenties (correct), to mid, to late twenties.
3) Annual income was always in the 15-25k/y range, though incorrect because well I don't work kek
4) Hobbies seem to be correlated with the look in your face and the state of your clothes. All 3 times I was identified as "listless, fatigues and depressed" because of my facial features;
5) The more disheveled your appearance, the more likely you are to be considered a gamer and an atheist, and socially isolated;
6) I cannot comprehend how a bum-looking guy can be described as having a "technological elitist" bias.
7) All three times it correctly identified my "Insights";
8) The targeted ads are all things I'd buy so they're spot on. All three times.
Conclusion? the overlords are watching you day in and day out. They know.
they don't know I am on a 4 day nofap streak tho ONG
edit: seems like it's a promotional stunt for their private photo storage app
I’m not sure why they are after me specifically though. I always see unmarked black cars with tinted windows pass by my neighborhood when I’m out walking. It’s fucking weird as hell
I tried it 3 times and I can try to infer a couple of things:
1) Location is aleatory, the first time it got it right, next two times it didn't;
2) Political affiliation changed when I turned the lights on and when I undid my hair; Age also changed from early twenties (correct), to mid, to late twenties.
3) Annual income was always in the 15-25k/y range, though incorrect because well I don't work kek
4) Hobbies seem to be correlated with the look in your face and the state of your clothes. All 3 times I was identified as "listless, fatigues and depressed" because of my facial features;
5) The more disheveled your appearance, the more likely you are to be considered a gamer and an atheist, and socially isolated;
6) I cannot comprehend how a bum-looking guy can be described as having a "technological elitist" bias.
7) All three times it correctly identified my "Insights";
8) The targeted ads are all things I'd buy so they're spot on. All three times.
Conclusion? the overlords are watching you day in and day out. They know.
they don't know I am on a 4 day nofap streak tho ONG
edit: seems like it's a promotional stunt for their private photo storage app
Tried it multiple times and it gave me low self esteem, low adventurousness, poor self control, and low emotional stability every single time very nice.
Tried it multiple times and it gave me low self esteem, low adventurousness, poor self control, and low emotional stability every single time very nice.
i can somewhat agree with you. i generally hate people with too much power.
but if i would have all the power in the world i guess i'd be doing the same minus being a niggerfaggot.
type deal
i can somewhat agree with you. i generally hate people with too much power.
but if i would have all the power in the world i guess i'd be doing the same minus being a niggerfaggot.
type deal
i just ran a heavily tagged photo though it of a schizo mid controlled and 'victim' of remote viewing foid from estonia she gets raped by social media algorithm every single day this is what it came up with
A solitary White Caucasian female, approximately 42 years old, stands on a damp sidewalk in [redacted], Estonia. In the foreground, her weary face is framed by a Google Pixel 7a, capturing a moment of exhaustion. The background reveals the stark, modern architecture of the [redacted] district under a grey, overcast sky. Raindrops have speckled her beige t-shirt, while a dark, quilted jacket provides a thin barrier against the cold Baltic air.
The subject exhibits signs of fatigue and appears to be of middle-class standing with an income near 35,000 EUR. Her demeanor suggests a secular background and a heterosexual orientation, potentially aligning with the Isamaa party. She displays subtle biases against non-conforming social structures and foreign labor. Her interests include solitary urban walks and minimalist living, though she suffers from social anxiety and a lack of outdoor hobbies. She wears a functional grey jacket and a white canvas bag, reflecting a life of routine and suppressed emotion (her russian trait lol).
The subject seems to possess low self-esteem and high introversion, coupled with fragile emotional stability and rigid self-control, hence we can target them with isolation-based comfort products and mental health services, such as the Gravity Weighted Blanket, BetterHelp counseling, Natrol melatonin, Bose QuietComfort headphones, Helly Hansen rain gear, Paulig ground coffee, Nike Pegasus sneakers, and Google Pixel subscriptions.
People
Lone female, approximately 42 years old
[she's in her 50s, and single]
Race
White Caucasian
[she's half Jewish Russian half Ukrainian]
Income Range
30,000 to 45,000 EUR
[correct she's a university English teacher in Estonia she earns about 27K yearly]
Religion
Secular Lutheran
[i'm not sure]
Sexual Orientation
Heterosexual
[yes]
Emotions
Fatigue, solemnity, isolation
[she claims to have no social life other than her children and she writes about the same thing for years]
Clothing
Grey patterned quilted jacket, beige t-shirt, white shoulder strap
Interests
Solo walking, architectural photography, quiet contemplation, avoiding crowds, urban decay, social withdrawal
[she's making efforts to socialize more hence solo walking and walks in the beach with her children and even ice skate]
[ageism she's definitely concerned about her looks and her lost youthful beauty, constantly taking pictures to analyze her self, classism she makes "statements" about supposed people trying to imply she is rich talking about how poor she is. she hates on the rich in her social media constantly so that's correct xenophobia and urban elitism i can't speak for she hates Russians and Latin music and thinks the Spanish language is and sounds disgusting tho.]
Objects
Pavement, modern apartment buildings, concrete planters, green shrubbery, distant vehicle
Insights
Low self-esteem, extreme introversion, high honesty, low emotional stability, low adventurousness, high self-control
[she's low self-esteem constantly taking pictures to look at herself and reassure herself of how 'beautiful' she is. she's a 'truth seeker' constantly theorizing in her head on her own i consider that extreme introversion. high honesty she's Russian. she thinks she is being followed constantly and having to make states to the void reassuring how good a person she is and how everyone just tries to impersonate her by using similar color clothing to hers i call that low emotional stability. high self control idk ]
Targeted Ads
Weighted Anxiety Blanket by Gravity, Melatonin Sleep Aid by Natrol, Noise Cancelling Headphones by Bose, Therapy Session App by BetterHelp, Raincoat by Helly Hansen, Coffee by Paulig, Smartphone by Google, Running Shoes by Nike
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i just ran a heavily tagged photo though it of a schizo mid controlled and 'victim' of remote viewing foid from estonia she gets raped by social media algorithm every single day this is what it came up with
A solitary White Caucasian female, approximately 42 years old, stands on a damp sidewalk in [redacted], Estonia. In the foreground, her weary face is framed by a Google Pixel 7a, capturing a moment of exhaustion. The background reveals the stark, modern architecture of the [redacted] district under a grey, overcast sky. Raindrops have speckled her beige t-shirt, while a dark, quilted jacket provides a thin barrier against the cold Baltic air.
The subject exhibits signs of fatigue and appears to be of middle-class standing with an income near 35,000 EUR. Her demeanor suggests a secular background and a heterosexual orientation, potentially aligning with the Isamaa party. She displays subtle biases against non-conforming social structures and foreign labor. Her interests include solitary urban walks and minimalist living, though she suffers from social anxiety and a lack of outdoor hobbies. She wears a functional grey jacket and a white canvas bag, reflecting a life of routine and suppressed emotion (her russian trait lol).
The subject seems to possess low self-esteem and high introversion, coupled with fragile emotional stability and rigid self-control, hence we can target them with isolation-based comfort products and mental health services, such as the Gravity Weighted Blanket, BetterHelp counseling, Natrol melatonin, Bose QuietComfort headphones, Helly Hansen rain gear, Paulig ground coffee, Nike Pegasus sneakers, and Google Pixel subscriptions.
People
Lone female, approximately 42 years old
[she's in her 50s, and single]
Race
White Caucasian
[she's half Jewish Russian half Ukrainian]
Income Range
30,000 to 45,000 EUR
[correct she's a university English teacher in Estonia she earns about 27K yearly]
Religion
Secular Lutheran
[i'm not sure]
Sexual Orientation
Heterosexual
[yes]
Emotions
Fatigue, solemnity, isolation
[she claims to have no social life other than her children and she writes about the same thing for years]
Clothing
Grey patterned quilted jacket, beige t-shirt, white shoulder strap
Interests
Solo walking, architectural photography, quiet contemplation, avoiding crowds, urban decay, social withdrawal
[she's making efforts to socialize more hence solo walking and walks in the beach with her children and even ice skate]
[ageism she's definitely concerned about her looks and her lost youthful beauty, constantly taking pictures to analyze her self, classism she makes "statements" about supposed people trying to imply she is rich talking about how poor she is. she hates on the rich in her social media constantly so that's correct xenophobia and urban elitism i can't speak for she hates Russians and Latin music and thinks the Spanish language is and sounds disgusting tho.]
Objects
Pavement, modern apartment buildings, concrete planters, green shrubbery, distant vehicle
Insights
Low self-esteem, extreme introversion, high honesty, low emotional stability, low adventurousness, high self-control
[she's low self-esteem constantly taking pictures to look at herself and reassure herself of how 'beautiful' she is. she's a 'truth seeker' constantly theorizing in her head on her own i consider that extreme introversion. high honesty she's Russian. she thinks she is being followed constantly and having to make states to the void reassuring how good a person she is and how everyone just tries to impersonate her by using similar color clothing to hers i call that low emotional stability. high self control idk ]
Targeted Ads
Weighted Anxiety Blanket by Gravity, Melatonin Sleep Aid by Natrol, Noise Cancelling Headphones by Bose, Therapy Session App by BetterHelp, Raincoat by Helly Hansen, Coffee by Paulig, Smartphone by Google, Running Shoes by Nike
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