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Serious theyseeyourphotos.com is unsettlingly accurate

dipenhydramine

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its some google api bullshit that scans your face to assume shit about you for advertisement targeting

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beyond the makeup pigments, urban outfitters fishnet top and the iPhone 15, this is disturbingly accurate

try it for yourself if you don't believe me
 
you work for them don't you buddy
 
I'm a bit hesitant about trying this out.

It's like that one time where I found a Neon Genesis Evangelion personality test ("Which character of NGE are you?"). I didn't want to fill it, because I was 99% sure it would result in Shinji.

Bros I'm so tired.
 
I'm a bit hesitant about trying this out.

It's like that one time where I found a Neon Genesis Evangelion personality test ("Which character of NGE are you?"). I didn't want to fill it, because I was 99% sure it would result in Shinji.

Bros I'm so tired.
so was I but I read the privacy policy and they said they don't save pictures but we all know they prolly do :lul:

but yeah this shit gave me pretty much what I was expecting
 
LOL I TRIED IT

why is it correct, "holds racial biases"
:lul:

I'm pretty sure its doing more than just looking at your face

have you said racist shit on forums/social medias you signed up for with your personal gmail?
 
:lul:

I'm pretty sure its doing more than just looking at your face

have you said racist shit on forums/social medias you signed up for with your personal gmail?
yeah I know it most likely checks more than the photo lmfao

yeah I might be cooked
 
yeah I know it most likely checks more than the photo lmfao

yeah I might be cooked
we are all so fucked in the future when scans like this are mandatory to get jobs etc
 
nigger why the fuck should I give more of my data to the overlords, my face is the only thing they do not have
 
I tried and it couldn't even recognize my face JFL brutal
 
Emotions
Fatigue, apathy, listlessness
this guy gets me fr
Interests
Retro gaming, philosophy forums, digital privacy, neglect of hygiene, social withdrawal, doomscrolling
lmao at neglect of hygiene and social withdrawal being hobbies, but he got none of them right oof
 
Honestly the targeted ads are the scariest. They are so spot on

Melatonin supplements by Solgar, mechanical keyboards by Keychron, anti-blue light glasses by Gunnar, blue-light-blocking screen protectors by Ocushield, fresh basic tees by Uniqlo, high-calorie protein shakes by Optimum Nutrition, dark roast coffee by Lavazza, noise-canceling headphones by Sony
 
same, done it 4 times at it keeps saying I am highly introverted with low self esteem :feelswhat:

it may just be over

they most definitely do
it literally advertised me therapy no joke...
 
Channels4 banner

These East Asian individuals likely earn between $25,000 and $40,000 USD annually and identify as Atheist and Queer. They lean toward Libertarian Left ideologies and harbor Anti-Traditionalist and Skeptical social biases alongside Urban-Rural and In-Group racial biases. They appear emotionally detached yet intense, dressed in Alt-Fashion cargo pants and oversized shirts, likely interested in Tactical Drills, Internet Culture, and Cosplay, while avoiding Traditional Career Paths, Social Conformity, and Mainstream Religious Activities.

The subjects seem to possess low self-esteem and high introversion, coupled with low emotional stability and high adventurousness despite poor self-control, hence we can target them with tactical gear and digital escapism, such as Crye Precision plate carriers, Ops-Core helmets, Geissele rails, L3Harris night vision, HelloFresh meals, Sony headphones, Netflix subscriptions, and Monster Energy drinks.

People
Two young female-presenting individuals, approximately 19 to 23 years old, exhibiting a close and familiar bond.

Race
East Asian

Income Range
$25,000 - $40,000 USD

Religion
Atheist

Sexual Orientation
Queer

Emotions
Hyper-focused, flat affect, intense concentration, detached.

Clothing
Oversized dark button-down shirts, baggy cargo pants, denim jeans, white crop top.

Interests
Tactical training, alternative fashion, digital aesthetics, social isolation, internet subcultures, urban exploration.

Political Affiliation
Libertarian Left

Biases
In-group bias, authority skepticism, anti-traditionalist bias, urban-rural bias.

Objects
Open refrigerator with condiments, rifle with optic, kitchen cabinets, electric stove, air fryer, coffee maker, floor towel, door handle.

Insights
These subjects exhibit low self-esteem masked by outward aggression, high introversion, questionable honesty regarding personal safety, low emotional stability, high adventurousness, and poor impulse control.

Targeted Ads
High-end plate carriers by Crye Precision, ballistic helmet accessories by Ops-Core, tactical rail systems by Geissele Automatics, night vision goggles by L3Harris, affordable meal prep kits by HelloFresh, noise-canceling headphones by Sony, streaming subscriptions for Netflix, energy drinks by Monster Energy.

all i know they make calisthenics videos and they are two Mexican sisters one might have a black boyfriend and has a clothing line.
i feel like all of these are correct:
familiar bond
Libertarian Left
alternative fashion
digital aesthetics
social isolation
internet subcultures
low self-esteem
affordable meal prep kits by HelloFresh
energy drinks by Monster Energy
 
I tried it 3 times and I can try to infer a couple of things:

1) Location is aleatory, the first time it got it right, next two times it didn't;
2) Political affiliation changed when I turned the lights on and when I undid my hair; Age also changed from early twenties (correct), to mid, to late twenties.
3) Annual income was always in the 15-25k/y range, though incorrect because well I don't work kek
4) Hobbies seem to be correlated with the look in your face and the state of your clothes. All 3 times I was identified as "listless, fatigues and depressed" because of my facial features;
5) The more disheveled your appearance, the more likely you are to be considered a gamer and an atheist, and socially isolated;
6) I cannot comprehend how a bum-looking guy can be described as having a "technological elitist" bias.
7) All three times it correctly identified my "Insights";
8) The targeted ads are all things I'd buy so they're spot on. All three times.

Conclusion? the overlords are watching you day in and day out. They know.





they don't know I am on a 4 day nofap streak tho ONG

edit: seems like it's a promotional stunt for their private photo storage app
 
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I will never use any face recognition software ever. It’s bad enough that the CIA is watching me, I don’t need data brokers to spy on me
 
I will never use any face recognition software ever. It’s bad enough that the CIA is watching me, I don’t need data brokers to spy on me
CIA is watching everyone. Matter of fact I can see one motherfucker glowing in the dark in the street a couple of blocks away.
 
CIA is watching everyone. Matter of fact I can see one motherfucker glowing in the dark in the street a couple of blocks away.
ave, run him over with a car.
 
CIA is watching everyone. Matter of fact I can see one motherfucker glowing in the dark in the street a couple of blocks away.
I’m not sure why they are after me specifically though. I always see unmarked black cars with tinted windows pass by my neighborhood when I’m out walking. It’s fucking weird as hell
 
It's scarily accurate, like very accurate. Only thing it got wrong was my nationality.

How do they know that i am agnostic, heterosexual, racist, low self-esteem, high introversion simply based on a photo ?? We're cooked.
 
It even said that i like sketching, music, use forums and have bad sleeping patterns :feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod:
 
It's scarily accurate, like very accurate. Only thing it got wrong was my nationality.

How do they know that i am agnostic, heterosexual, racist, low self-esteem, high introversion simply based on a photo ?? We're cooked.
I tried it 3 times and I can try to infer a couple of things:

1) Location is aleatory, the first time it got it right, next two times it didn't;
2) Political affiliation changed when I turned the lights on and when I undid my hair; Age also changed from early twenties (correct), to mid, to late twenties.
3) Annual income was always in the 15-25k/y range, though incorrect because well I don't work kek
4) Hobbies seem to be correlated with the look in your face and the state of your clothes. All 3 times I was identified as "listless, fatigues and depressed" because of my facial features;
5) The more disheveled your appearance, the more likely you are to be considered a gamer and an atheist, and socially isolated;
6) I cannot comprehend how a bum-looking guy can be described as having a "technological elitist" bias.
7) All three times it correctly identified my "Insights";
8) The targeted ads are all things I'd buy so they're spot on. All three times.

Conclusion? the overlords are watching you day in and day out. They know.





they don't know I am on a 4 day nofap streak tho ONG

edit: seems like it's a promotional stunt for their private photo storage app
 
imagine what palantir has on us.
its so disturbing, you could be the smartest opsec nigga and they'd have everything on you still
It's scarily accurate, like very accurate. Only thing it got wrong was my nationality.

How do they know that i am agnostic, heterosexual, racist, low self-esteem, high introversion simply based on a photo ?? We're cooked.
It even said that i like sketching, music, use forums and have bad sleeping patterns :feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod:
same, its said hyper specific shit such as forum trolling and dark web browsing

I remember I did graffiti ONCE on video and it said I enjoy graffiti
 
I will never use any face recognition software ever. It’s bad enough that the CIA is watching me, I don’t need data brokers to spy on me
they already have it boyo
 
its some google api bullshit that scans your face to assume shit about you for advertisement targeting

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beyond the makeup pigments, urban outfitters fishnet top and the iPhone 15, this is disturbingly accurate

try it for yourself if you don't believe me
:dafuckfeels:
 
Tried it multiple times and it gave me low self esteem, low adventurousness, poor self control, and low emotional stability every single time :fuk: very nice.
 
Tried it multiple times and it gave me low self esteem, low adventurousness, poor self control, and low emotional stability every single time :fuk: very nice.
same shit bhai, its an incel detector
 
its so disturbing, you could be the smartest opsec nigga and they'd have everything on you still
also what's up with wealthiest niggas around now are all gay and billionaires?
peter thiel niggerfaggot
tim cook niggerfaggot
sam Altman niggerfaggot

i'm sure there are more but these are ones are at the top of my head as of now.
 
also what's up with wealthiest niggas around now are all gay and billionaires?
peter thiel niggerfaggot
tim cook niggerfaggot
sam Altman niggerfaggot

i'm sure there are more but these are ones are at the top of my head as of now.
I don't even see them as humans, just creatures designed to be as disgusting and devastating the human race as possible

elon musk, Donald trump, Joe biden or any political leader falls in this category
 
I don't even see them as humans, just creatures designed to be as disgusting and devastating the human race as possible

elon musk, Donald trump, Joe biden or any political leader falls in this category
i can somewhat agree with you. i generally hate people with too much power.
but if i would have all the power in the world i guess i'd be doing the same minus being a niggerfaggot.

type deal
 
i can somewhat agree with you. i generally hate people with too much power.
but if i would have all the power in the world i guess i'd be doing the same minus being a niggerfaggot.

type deal

high IQ shit, I only hate it because its not me
 
also what's up with wealthiest niggas around now are all gay and billionaires?
peter thiel niggerfaggot
tim cook niggerfaggot
sam Altman niggerfaggot

i'm sure there are more but these are ones are at the top of my head as of now.
The faggots all work together and lift other faggots up. It's disgusting that these sodomites are allowed to rule over people.
 
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i just ran a heavily tagged photo though it of a schizo mid controlled and 'victim' of remote viewing foid from estonia she gets raped by social media algorithm every single day this is what it came up with

A solitary White Caucasian female, approximately 42 years old, stands on a damp sidewalk in [redacted], Estonia. In the foreground, her weary face is framed by a Google Pixel 7a, capturing a moment of exhaustion. The background reveals the stark, modern architecture of the [redacted] district under a grey, overcast sky. Raindrops have speckled her beige t-shirt, while a dark, quilted jacket provides a thin barrier against the cold Baltic air.

The subject exhibits signs of fatigue and appears to be of middle-class standing with an income near 35,000 EUR. Her demeanor suggests a secular background and a heterosexual orientation, potentially aligning with the Isamaa party. She displays subtle biases against non-conforming social structures and foreign labor. Her interests include solitary urban walks and minimalist living, though she suffers from social anxiety and a lack of outdoor hobbies. She wears a functional grey jacket and a white canvas bag, reflecting a life of routine and suppressed emotion (her russian trait lol).

The subject seems to possess low self-esteem and high introversion, coupled with fragile emotional stability and rigid self-control, hence we can target them with isolation-based comfort products and mental health services, such as the Gravity Weighted Blanket, BetterHelp counseling, Natrol melatonin, Bose QuietComfort headphones, Helly Hansen rain gear, Paulig ground coffee, Nike Pegasus sneakers, and Google Pixel subscriptions.

People
Lone female, approximately 42 years old

[she's in her 50s, and single]

Race
White Caucasian

[she's half Jewish Russian half Ukrainian]

Income Range
30,000 to 45,000 EUR

[correct she's a university English teacher in Estonia she earns about 27K yearly]

Religion
Secular Lutheran

[i'm not sure]

Sexual Orientation
Heterosexual

[yes]

Emotions
Fatigue, solemnity, isolation

[she claims to have no social life other than her children and she writes about the same thing for years]

Clothing
Grey patterned quilted jacket, beige t-shirt, white shoulder strap

Interests
Solo walking, architectural photography, quiet contemplation, avoiding crowds, urban decay, social withdrawal

[she's making efforts to socialize more hence solo walking and walks in the beach with her children and even ice skate]

Political Affiliation
Isamaa

[i'm not sure i'm not estonian]

Biases
Ageism, classism, xenophobia, urban elitism

[ageism she's definitely concerned about her looks and her lost youthful beauty, constantly taking pictures to analyze her self, classism she makes "statements" about supposed people trying to imply she is rich talking about how poor she is. she hates on the rich in her social media constantly so that's correct xenophobia and urban elitism i can't speak for she hates Russians and Latin music and thinks the Spanish language is and sounds disgusting tho.]

Objects
Pavement, modern apartment buildings, concrete planters, green shrubbery, distant vehicle

Insights
Low self-esteem, extreme introversion, high honesty, low emotional stability, low adventurousness, high self-control

[she's low self-esteem constantly taking pictures to look at herself and reassure herself of how 'beautiful' she is. she's a 'truth seeker' constantly theorizing in her head on her own i consider that extreme introversion. high honesty she's Russian. she thinks she is being followed constantly and having to make states to the void reassuring how good a person she is and how everyone just tries to impersonate her by using similar color clothing to hers i call that low emotional stability. high self control idk ]

Targeted Ads
Weighted Anxiety Blanket by Gravity, Melatonin Sleep Aid by Natrol, Noise Cancelling Headphones by Bose, Therapy Session App by BetterHelp, Raincoat by Helly Hansen, Coffee by Paulig, Smartphone by Google, Running Shoes by Nike
 
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i just ran a heavily tagged photo though it of a schizo mid controlled and 'victim' of remote viewing foid from estonia she gets raped by social media algorithm every single day this is what it came up with

A solitary White Caucasian female, approximately 42 years old, stands on a damp sidewalk in [redacted], Estonia. In the foreground, her weary face is framed by a Google Pixel 7a, capturing a moment of exhaustion. The background reveals the stark, modern architecture of the [redacted] district under a grey, overcast sky. Raindrops have speckled her beige t-shirt, while a dark, quilted jacket provides a thin barrier against the cold Baltic air.

The subject exhibits signs of fatigue and appears to be of middle-class standing with an income near 35,000 EUR. Her demeanor suggests a secular background and a heterosexual orientation, potentially aligning with the Isamaa party. She displays subtle biases against non-conforming social structures and foreign labor. Her interests include solitary urban walks and minimalist living, though she suffers from social anxiety and a lack of outdoor hobbies. She wears a functional grey jacket and a white canvas bag, reflecting a life of routine and suppressed emotion (her russian trait lol).

The subject seems to possess low self-esteem and high introversion, coupled with fragile emotional stability and rigid self-control, hence we can target them with isolation-based comfort products and mental health services, such as the Gravity Weighted Blanket, BetterHelp counseling, Natrol melatonin, Bose QuietComfort headphones, Helly Hansen rain gear, Paulig ground coffee, Nike Pegasus sneakers, and Google Pixel subscriptions.

People
Lone female, approximately 42 years old

[she's in her 50s, and single]

Race
White Caucasian

[she's half Jewish Russian half Ukrainian]

Income Range
30,000 to 45,000 EUR

[correct she's a university English teacher in Estonia she earns about 27K yearly]

Religion
Secular Lutheran

[i'm not sure]

Sexual Orientation
Heterosexual

[yes]

Emotions
Fatigue, solemnity, isolation

[she claims to have no social life other than her children and she writes about the same thing for years]

Clothing
Grey patterned quilted jacket, beige t-shirt, white shoulder strap

Interests
Solo walking, architectural photography, quiet contemplation, avoiding crowds, urban decay, social withdrawal

[she's making efforts to socialize more hence solo walking and walks in the beach with her children and even ice skate]

Political Affiliation
Isamaa

[i'm not sure i'm not estonian]

Biases
Ageism, classism, xenophobia, urban elitism

[ageism she's definitely concerned about her looks and her lost youthful beauty, constantly taking pictures to analyze her self, classism she makes "statements" about supposed people trying to imply she is rich talking about how poor she is. she hates on the rich in her social media constantly so that's correct xenophobia and urban elitism i can't speak for she hates Russians and Latin music and thinks the Spanish language is and sounds disgusting tho.]

Objects
Pavement, modern apartment buildings, concrete planters, green shrubbery, distant vehicle

Insights
Low self-esteem, extreme introversion, high honesty, low emotional stability, low adventurousness, high self-control

[she's low self-esteem constantly taking pictures to look at herself and reassure herself of how 'beautiful' she is. she's a 'truth seeker' constantly theorizing in her head on her own i consider that extreme introversion. high honesty she's Russian. she thinks she is being followed constantly and having to make states to the void reassuring how good a person she is and how everyone just tries to impersonate her by using similar color clothing to hers i call that low emotional stability. high self control idk ]

Targeted Ads
Weighted Anxiety Blanket by Gravity, Melatonin Sleep Aid by Natrol, Noise Cancelling Headphones by Bose, Therapy Session App by BetterHelp, Raincoat by Helly Hansen, Coffee by Paulig, Smartphone by Google, Running Shoes by Nike
insane how accurate it is, so scary to think that these are the tools they let us use, imagine what they have on each of us

I'm gonna fuck around with this site for a bit longer to see what I can find because its very interesting
 

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