Based Saint Drogo, literal saint of inceldom

[Swimcell]

Saint Drogo - Wikipedia

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During a pilgrimage, he was stricken with an unsightly bodily affliction. He became so terribly deformed that he frightened the townspeople. In his twenties, a cell was built for him to protect the local citizens of the village from his appearance. Since he was so holy, his cell was built attached to his church. St. Drogo stayed in his cell without any human contact, except for a small window in which he received the Eucharist and obtained his food. He stayed there for the rest of his life, about forty more years, surviving only on barley, water, and the holy Eucharist.

Patron Saint of those whom others find repulsive, unattractive people, insanity, mental illness, and mentally ill people, among other things. He literally spent the last 40 years of his life LDARing with no copes. Also apparently he has superpowers, but I’m gonna have to fact check that one.

This man is the literal catholic patron saint of inceldom, and I move that we elevate him to sainthood in our incel tradition too.

Thoughts?

 

[Reize]

Too bad im a Christian but HOLY CRAP this guy endured the inceldom via crucis his entire life

 

[CopingJim]

Legit truecel, imagine people putting you in jail for being too repulsive. Typical practice for sub 8 males in the future tbh

 

[based_meme]

Well, shit.

 

[thebuddhacel]

a cell was built for him to protect the local citizens of the village from his appearance

A cell for a incel, BRU TAL

 

[Swimcell]

Legit truecel, imagine people putting you in jail for being too repulsive. Typical practice for sub 8 males in the future tbh

Imagine being a literal miracle worker who can plow the fields and simultaneously go to mass, and you’re still improsoned and starved for 40 years because you’re ugly

a cell was built for him to protect the local citizens of the village from his appearance

A cell for a incel, BRU TAL

its over for in cells

 

[Edantez]

You don't get more incel than this.

 

[Swimcell]

You don't get more incel than this.

That’s why I’m saying we canonize him. Even Hamudi isn’t getting thrown in jail (yet)

 

[Edantez]

That’s why I’m saying we canonize him. Even Hamudi isn’t getting thrown in jail (yet)

Oh yeah, I agree. So let it be written, so let it be done.

 

[Swimcell]

Oh yeah, I agree. So let it be written, so let it be done.

 

[MartinLutherCoon]

he makes my life seem chad tier

 

[Diocel]

holy shit

you got it? HOLY shit, because it's religion related

 

[Kurt Gödel]

Drogo means junkie in spanish.

 

[Polar]

jfl he was even banished to a literal cel

 

[Tyrny]

>imprisoned for being hideous

 

[Swimcell]

Drogo means junkie in spanish.

Even his holy memory is tainted in 2020

 

[Pennywise]

Literally the first incel Saint.

I won't ever forget this.

 

[Swimcell]

Literally the first incel Saint.

I won't ever forget this.

Blessed be his name

 

[SMPcel]

Imagine being a literal miracle worker who can plow the fields and simultaneously go to mass, and you’re still improsoned and starved for 40 years because you’re ugly

its over for in cells

 

[Sparrow's Song]

If only the Catholics were [Based] enough to endorse truicide. He would have been much better off with The Holy Rope. If roping wasn't a sin to them, they wouldn't have locked him away for forty years.

His story matters a lot today. If your face is ugly and you cannot afford surgery, your life will be as shitty as his unless you rope.

 

[Billowel]

there are some accounts of him,that portray his story a bit more "positively".If i am not mistaken some accounts say that he settled because his disease made it hard(physically) to conduct his pilgrimage.Supposedly,he also gave people spiritual direction(how often we don't know).still it's a horrible life and if you need to ask help from any saint as an incel he should be the first one to go to.

 

[Swimcell]

there are some accounts of him,that portray his story a bit more "positively".If i am not mistaken some accounts say that he settled because his disease made it hard(physically) to conduct his pilgrimage.Supposedly,he also gave people spiritual direction(how often we don't know).still it's a horrible life and if you need to ask help from any saint as an incel he should be the first one to go to.

That’s good. I like to think that those lighter accounts are truer, but the blackpill makes me doubt.

His feast day is April 16th so I’ll definitely be offering up some prayers for you bros

 

[Yerberito]

Never hear about him will read it

 

[Reize]

holy shit

you got it? HOLY shit, because it's religion related

oh my keks

 

[anon2719]

Sitting down in a cell because people don't like how you look isn't a good story, only saint I recognize is saint Julaybib

 

[nystagmuscel]

Legit truecel, imagine people putting you in jail for being too repulsive. Typical practice for sub 8 males in the future tbh

 

[InMyCellInHell]

He truly deserves Heaven. Blessed be his name.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Interesting

 

[Deleted member 21514]

He was a truecel but also a cucked one that hid to not scare the normies tbh, doesn't deserve to be a saint of us

 

[Swimcell]

He was a truecel but also a cucked one that hid to not scare the normies tbh, doesn't deserve to be a saint of us

Cope. He likely hid himself to escape the constant ridicule. No one is forcing us to stay inside, we do it to avoid the ridicule of the world at large.

 

[Deleted member 21514]

Cope. He likely hid himself to escape the constant ridicule. No one is forcing us to stay inside, we do it to avoid the ridicule of the world at large.

He should have gone ER

 

[Swimcell]

He should have gone ER

Just because he didn’t kill people does not harm his bid to sainthood. He is the ultimate incel, and suffered so piously that even normies revere him as a saint.

Blessed be his name

 

[Deleted member 21514]

Just because he didn’t kill people does not harm his bid to sainthood. He is the ultimate incel, and suffered so piously that even normies revere him as a saint.

Blessed be his name
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I guess ur right but i still think he's a cuck

 

[Swimcell]

I guess ur right but i still think he's a cuck

y tho. This man is fighting for you against chad saints like Sebastian.

 

[Deleted member 21514]

y tho. This man is fighting for you against chad saints like Sebastian.

He didn't do shit apart from being ugly, and accepted what the normies wanted. Tho i think he can be the saint of ldaring, he spent 40 years eating and drinking in a tiny room

 

[MountainGorilla]

may he rest upon those in the incel graveyard.

 

[Swimcell]

may he rest upon those in the incel graveyard.

He guides their souls to the afterlife

 

[thebuddhacel]

you got it? HOLY shit, because it's religion related

 

[Diocel]

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i was gonna pm a mod to delete it ngl, btw that's copyrighted

 

[thebuddhacel]

i was gonna pm a mod to delete it ngl, btw that's copyrighted

Please, no!

 

[Diocel]

Please, no!

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i never posted this one where did you get it ?

 

[monstercel]

Danm man, I would watch a movie about him tbh, it's hard to have a church figure that I can relate like that

 

[Atavistic Autist]

Compare Saint Drogo to the giga Chad "Karl Drogo" from Game of Thrones:

 

[trashcel420]

Legit truecel, imagine people putting you in jail for being too repulsive. Typical practice for sub 8 males in the future tbh

 

[Deleted member 19236]

just imagine that shit irl

 

[To_Live_is to_Serve]

Good post.