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Russians are fucked in the head

my apologies for not resisting the temptation but must I tell you to suck a big fat nut (literally go and suck on a a big piece of cashew you nutfag) (not in videogame)
@Khanivore you too
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Noooooo this is IMPOSIBRU!!!!
 
Noooooo this is IMPOSIBRU!!!!
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Impossibru
 
Well this thread went a different direction than I was expecting.
 
Well this thread went a different direction than I was expecting.
Mr. K, professional derailer at your service!

Also send furry porn, i will announce this thread to be official furry porn thread
 
Mr. K, professional derailer at your service!

Also send furry porn, i will announce this thread to be official furry porn thread
Official RUSSIAN furry porn club with horses

@svgmn1 thoughts
 
They’re fakecels who like animal abuse. They don’t want you to speak out about being against animal abuse. They’re trying to derail the thread by spamming it with other random topics. Fuck these fakecels.
I hope it is trolling but you never can tell with this forum.
 




MODS?
This is serious. This is fucking Daisy Destruction , what the fuck is wrong with you IncelRito. FUCK YOU. I hope you get a treatment worse than all the combined cartel videos. Fucker how low can you stoop to post this degenerate shit? Fucking pedophile , I’ll fucking murder you . Watch out.
@proudweeb @TheProphetMuscle
I agree with everything you said.





but how did you know the name of that clip? :feelswhere:
 
MODS?
This is serious. This is fucking Daisy Destruction , what the fuck is wrong with you IncelRito. FUCK YOU. I hope you get a treatment worse than all the combined cartel videos. Fucker how low can you stoop to post this degenerate shit? Fucking pedophile , I’ll fucking murder you . Watch out.
@proudweeb @TheProphetMuscle
What is daisy destruction?
 
EVERYONE shut the fuck up for a moment.
There’s a fucking notorious illegal banned pedophile clip posted by @Incelrito .
This shit can land you in fucking prison.
Mods what the flying FUCK are you doing?
@SlayerSlayer @TheProphetMuscle
Ban this fucking paedophile already and get that SHIT out of here asap.
Just report it, boy, mods get reports instantly
 
EVERYONE shut the fuck up for a moment.
There’s a fucking notorious illegal banned pedophile clip posted by @Incelrito .
This shit can land you in fucking prison.
Mods what the flying FUCK are you doing?
@SlayerSlayer @TheProphetMuscle
Ban this fucking pedophile already and get that SHIT out of here asap.
How the fuck did he even get that footage?





I agree with everything you said.





but how did you know the name of that clip? :feelswhere:
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this thread became pure fed and glowiefuel tbh :shock: :feelsLSD:@NormieKong @Khanivore
 
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Khanivore's derailment gone too far
 
Glowie fuel thread lol
 
Today I opened up youtube and a short started to autoplay. In the video a female horse is walking forward in a barn while being filmed from behind. What took me by surprise was that you can see it's horse vagina in full frame. I went to the comment section to see hundreds of comments in Russian. When I translated it to English 90% of them were talking about how beautiful horse vag is, how they want to stuff their cock in a mare's pussy, how horses are sexier than real women, etc. It had a good amount of views too. It's degeneracy like that, along with supporting Communism, that makes me hate the Russian people.
Russian furries
 
Mods delete the clips XD no need for more glowies to show up to our doors
 
@Caesercel @Fat Link
 
@TheProphetMuscle
 
Get this shit off my thread
 
@SlayerSlayer @The Enforcer
 
Your puny brain should be served to the animal shelter as a treat.
My brain got an 86% on math quiz without studying a few concepts (something you can never ever do no matter how hard you try) and trust me I WILL get a 100 on the unit exam and I will make a post with a picture of my score and tag you to make fun of you and all other fakecel faggots lol! It’ll be hilarious when you see my score and realize how much of a failure you will be compared to me. Get ready retard. I’m just better than you.
 
the russian military is a homo cult, they get raped as soon as they join. russians all have aids, they fuck animals, and their women all get abortions
All Western countries are lgbt troon countries.
Also, Ukraine for you.

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@OutcastedOutcast life is based on violence and feeding on other life.
Hunting is also violence. Weak and sickly people were always sacrificed first in the times of hardship.
 
Long time ago there was a 2017cel who constantly posted his desires to fuck a mare and how unfair the law and society was for being against his desire. Probably a LARP but still funny to read, I think he got banned or simply left because haven't seen him in years.
 
Long time ago there was a 2017cel who constantly posted his desires to fuck a mare and how unfair the law and society was for being against his desire. Probably a LARP but still funny to read, I think he got banned or simply left because haven't seen him in years.
Why don't you get a dolphin gf?
>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure
>Women have puny vaginal muscles, and are not even able to compete
>Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to continuously ejaculate as long as your dick remains inside their vagina
>Women do not
>Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships
>Women can, and enjoy doing it
>Dolphins do not mind if you fuck another dolphin
>A woman will flip out if you fuck another woman
>Dolphins don't mind if you cum inside. They won't
force you to pay child support for 18 years like a
woman. You can't even get them pregnant
>Dolphins won't leave you for another dolphin with
more money. Dolphins do not have a system of
currency and are not consumer whores like women
>If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like some bimbo bitch who doesn't scare anyone
>Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant
amounts of time and money on them
>Dolphins give up easily

So female dolphins have vaginal secretions
that make a male dolphin just cum over and
over and over. From this point on, I will call
these secretions Dolphin Pussy Jelly.
Scientists were like Holy shit, dude, we gotta
test this. You know, for science. So the
scientists collected a sample of said dolphin
pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They
swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat
back and watched the show. Now you see, it
worked. But it worked a little too well. The
monkey just straight up had a heart attack
because it used all of its energy into fucking
cumming.
I want to live in a world where this is a
commercial product. I want to say "you know
what, I want to die and I know what to do
about it." I want to live in a world where I can
go into my local grocery store, pick up a
bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and
just fucking cum myself to death.

yep, dolphin poontang. The clitoris of
the female is located at the top of the genital slit,and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your
hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They
have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their
climax is coupled with stiffening,shuddering,
sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the
vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation

I used to swim near a cove that had
dolphins and they got comfortable with me and
once this younger dolphin (I would say 4-5 years
old) decided to grab my foot with her genital slit.
Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them. I stayed still to see if she was just
playing, she continued to masturbate against my foot, and in the light of the torch I sometimes carry, I could see that her slit had become very pink and
had swelled as well. She was aroused!


it's not that crazy of a thing afterall, we're
still mammals, same animal kingdom. I ended up loving her. I would pull her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and inserted my ham candle against her tight labials. Immediately, she arched her body against mine, and took me inside her hot poontang, with a quick series of muscular contractions seizing my rock hard shaft. I wrapped my arms around her body, held her close while she bobbed up and down until I spurted barely a minute later. Her body shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done
read everything @thespanishcel
 
:feelsstudy: hmm....

yes....

pure fuck shit in this thread...:feelskek:
 
Didn't read the post, just came to say this after reading the title: Fuck Cuckraine and Cuckrainians who are allowed free entry to every fucking where just by existing as if they own the fucking world. Russia is forever based in my books.
 
Tbh I feel bad for ruskis everyone hates them
 
Why don't you get a dolphin gf?
>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure
>Women have puny vaginal muscles, and are not even able to compete
>Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to continuously ejaculate as long as your dick remains inside their vagina
>Women do not
>Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships
>Women can, and enjoy doing it
>Dolphins do not mind if you fuck another dolphin
>A woman will flip out if you fuck another woman
>Dolphins don't mind if you cum inside. They won't
force you to pay child support for 18 years like a
woman. You can't even get them pregnant
>Dolphins won't leave you for another dolphin with
more money. Dolphins do not have a system of
currency and are not consumer whores like women
>If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like some bimbo bitch who doesn't scare anyone
>Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant
amounts of time and money on them
>Dolphins give up easily
Hmm, good points
 
So true. My only real friends were chickens and the neighborhood cats because they don't judge you based on your personality and looks. It blows my mind people riot for a nigger monkey like Floyd instead of the animals getting tortured in meat factories. Fuck them all.
Abbatoirs are holocaust for animals. I'm a vegetarian for ethical reasons.
 
@OutcastedOutcast I support banning animal killing and even
giving rights to smart mammals like dolphins and elephants. If I had star trek technology I would even eliminate animal vs animal fighting.

But what's wrong with fucking a horse? As long as its mutually pleasurable
 
Today I opened up youtube and a short started to autoplay. In the video a female horse is walking forward in a barn while being filmed from behind. What took me by surprise was that you can see it's horse vagina in full frame. I went to the comment section to see hundreds of comments in Russian. When I translated it to English 90% of them were talking about how beautiful horse vag is, how they want to stuff their cock in a mare's pussy, how horses are sexier than real women, etc. It had a good amount of views too. It's degeneracy like that, along with supporting Communism, that makes me hate the Russian people.
Dont believe these jewish lies on cucktube. Further the russians not suporting the clasical communism it is a mix of national bolshevism and slavic paganism and orthodoxism. If you hate russian so fight for jewcraine for a libery world under gay flag.
 

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