RageFuel RoomMate Opens my Door Randomly so I Can't Even Jerk my Dick in Peace

[Intellectual]

When I worked I could EASILY afford a two bedroom apartment and I made below average salary

I am one of the highest paid early 20 year olds in North America.... via profession salary. It would well over half my take home income to live alone.

 

[der_komische]

I am one of the highest paid early 20 year olds in North America.... via profession salary. It would well over half my take home income to live alone.

You live in LA or Toronto? Thats nuts

 

[IncelsNeverCry]

I'm in my early 20s but I work full time and have a high paying job in finance.

Then you should be able to live on your lonesome even in a megacity with high fiscal revenue

 

[Intellectual]

You live in LA or Toronto? Thats nuts

Toronto

 

[sexistcel]

At this point I'm ignoring you. 100% troll. No one is this stupid.

Unless you prove you live in Detroit or Columbia, I'm blocking you, that's the non-troll explanation for this stupidity.

 

[sexistcel]

Toronto

Oh Cuckanada. Makes sense

 

[scottincel]

It's a sliding door, how the hell would it lock?

And even if it had a doorknob, doors don't have locks except for the one to the outside.

Install a lock for sliding doors. Or just fit 2 plates to each side (one on the door one on the door frame) which have loops and use a padlock. This is a simple issue to fucking solve

 

[der_komische]

I remember when I was in mental hospital and everyone had a roommate I used to just quickly walk into the forest so I can jerk off before I go insane. You couldn't even wank in the bathroom as the doors had no locks for safety reasons and every 30 minutes or so a social worker entered every room to check if everything was fine.

If i ever have to live with a roommate i will rather kill myself

 

[Siegfried]

Lock your door next time or just jerk off in the bathroom jfl its really not that complicated

 

[Intellectual]

Lock your door next time or just jerk off in the bathroom jfl its really not that complicated

Yeah because i have magical door locking powers.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

its really not that complicated

 

[Intellectual]

@Intellau_Celistic Yeah because i have magic door locking powers, I thought you were supposed to be smart.

 

[The Abyss]

Jerk it in front of him & don't break eye contact next time it happens then ask why is he gay. Nigga sus as fuck trying to catch you in the act.

 

[Intellectual]

You are living with your roommate? What is the context of your living situation? Are you in a college dorm or something?

>lock your dorr

Yeah because being an incel gives you magical door locking powers where you can jerk off and keep a door shit.

And no, I'm full time worker.

 

[4channer4]

Literally any country or place that's not a ghetto shithole where you're expecting breakins every 5 seconds.

that's what you jews get for being too soft on niggers...

 

[Intellectual]

Ah, what is your profession?

I work in finance, I won't get too detailed but it's a very high-paid high-status job.

 

[Intellectual]

Wonderful

Why do you ask?

 

[Shaktiman]

Doesn't matter how many times I tell if, he gets super defense about it. He act like I'm disgracing his entire lineage when I tell him not to open my door without knocing, and then he makes it into a joke "why??? what are you doing in there.... jerking your dick off?".

UNIRONICALLY YES, THATS EXACTLY WHY oh my fucking God this isn't hard to understand.