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RageFuel RoomMate Opens my Door Randomly so I Can't Even Jerk my Dick in Peace

Intellectual

Intellectual

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Doesn't matter how many times I tell if, he gets super defense about it. He act like I'm disgracing his entire lineage when I tell him not to open my door without knocing, and then he makes it into a joke "why??? what are you doing in there.... jerking your dick off?".

UNIRONICALLY YES, THATS EXACTLY WHY oh my fucking God this isn't hard to understand.
 
Do it in the bathroom or lock your door nigga :feelsjuice:
 
Beta as fuck if you don't goon whenever and wherever you like it
 
I don’t know, if you are soINTELLECTUAL you can explain how jerking in front of him IS A GOOD THING
 
lock your door or put a chair underneath the door handle if you can't lock it.
 
And this requires its own thread, why?
 
Yeah, because i have the magic powers to lock a door that's inside a building

Wut?

You'd literally have to detach the door the slider to do that, and then you wouldn't have a door.
no clue what you're talking about, there must be someway you can barricade yourself inside.
 
Doesn't matter how many times I tell if, he gets super defense about it. He act like I'm disgracing his entire lineage when I tell him not to open my door without knocing, and then he makes it into a joke "why??? what are you doing in there.... jerking your dick off?".

UNIRONICALLY YES, THATS EXACTLY WHY oh my fucking God this isn't hard to understand.
I do it when my parents aren't home.
 
I'm so incel i can't even wack my dick.
Nothing to do with inceldom, you just room with a Mongloid. Keep your door locked or give the cunt a smack.
 
@Transcended Trucel Thoughts on this Jew paying 4.5k a month in rent WHILE living with a roommate. JFL.
That was just an example of a place for calculating yield on rent, I was usign it in a hpythetical example, IRL my rent is a lot lower
 
Put rat poison in his food.
 
Get your own place, rich jew boy
 
Doesn't matter how many times I tell if, he gets super defense about it. He act like I'm disgracing his entire lineage when I tell him not to open my door without knocing, and then he makes it into a joke "why??? what are you doing in there.... jerking your dick off?".

UNIRONICALLY YES, THATS EXACTLY WHY oh my fucking God this isn't hard to understand.
tell him that you're wanking, i'm sure he'd understand
 
Wtf kind of room do you have that you can’t lock it?
 
Beta as fuck if you don't goon whenever and wherever you like it
this 100%. Op should keep fapping. the roommate will stop coming on his own
@Transcended Trucel Thoughts on this Jew paying 4.5k a month in rent WHILE living with a roommate. JFL.
just fucking lol. Entire monthly salary of many people for rent with a roommate. giga low IQ
 
Jerk your dick and don't care about him
 
Wtf kind of room do you have that you can’t lock it?
It's a sliding door, how the hell would it lock?

And even if it had a doorknob, doors don't have locks except for the one to the outside.
 
Even rich people can't afford that
You said that Mcdonalds workers were middle class not too long ago, if you can't afford to find a place, how is a wagie or NEET going to :feelskek:
 
What the fuck, lock your door nigga, that shit is genuine manipulation tactics my mom used to do that shit just to stress me out, tell him the next time he doesn't knock you'll knock his teeth out, shit I pay 300 bucks / euro apx for my one room apartment with a kitchen, toilet and shower and small ass bed alcove in my small town in scandinavia, I can live like a king on minimum waging here inawoods.
 
You said that Mcdonalds workers were middle class not too long ago, if you can't afford to find a place,
I live in a very luxurious condo in one of those most expensive areas in the country because it's where my office is located.
how is a wagie or NEET going to :feelskek:
Live in a cheaper area and/or take on more roommates.
 
What the fuck, lock your door nigga,
Yeah, being incel gives you magical powers to lock doors inside residential areas.
that shit is genuine manipulation tactics my mom used to do that shit just to stress me out, tell him the next time he doesn't knock you'll knock his teeth out, shit I pay 300 bucks / euro apx for my one room apartment with a kitchen, toilet and shower and small ass bed alcove in my small town in scandinavia, I can live like a king on minimum waging here inawoods.
 
Beta as fuck if you don't goon whenever and wherever you like it
yeah just jerk off and let him catch you, he's the gay one for looking at your dick
 
Yeah, being incel gives you magical powers to lock doors inside residential areas.
Get a deadbolt nigga roommates are for college students and oversocialized normies not inkwells
 
Yeah, being incel gives you magical powers to lock doors inside residential areas.
What kind of retarded country do you live in where it isn’t the norm to be able to lock your bedroom door and other doors in your house? Like what the fuck are you talking about? You keep talking about “residential areas” but what does that even mean? Yes doors inside of your house are supposed to have fucking locks on them. Muh nice expensive area. I have sliding doors that don’t even have locks on them :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
How would that lock a door? Those are for vaults and safes, with that they could still just slide the door.

You do realize even the richest people can't afford to live alone right?

You need roommates.
Actual rich people can. Larping as a richcel :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
What kind of retarded country do you live in where it isn’t the norm to be able to lock your bedroom door and other doors in your house? Like what the fuck are you talking about? You keep talking about “residential areas” but what does that even mean?
Literally any country or place that's not a ghetto shithole where you're expecting breakins every 5 seconds.

I don't know what ghetto you're from, but the only lock is on the front door.
Yes doors inside of your house are supposed to have fucking locks on them. Muh nice expensive area. I have sliding doors that don’t even have locks on them :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
Lmao no they aren't.
 
Your roommate is obviously a fag and hoping to watch you jerk off. Just beat your dick whenever if he walks in you'll either never have to worry about him doing it again or you'll find out you've been living with a queer. In that case it's time to move out.
 
You do realize even the richest people can't afford to live alone right?
Not normal to have roommates as an adult if you aren't studying, time to get a job sonny jim
 
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Literally any country or place that's not a ghetto shithole where you're expecting breakins every 5 seconds.

I don't know what ghetto you're from, but the only lock is on the front door.

Lmao no they aren't.
Oh some libtarded cuckopean country where everything is weird and impractical. You still have locks on the front door so by your retarded logic you are also expecting break ins. Locks on bedrooms and bathrooms are to ensure privacy you dumb cuck fuck as you can see would be useful. You might as well not have doors on any of your rooms either. The “Intellectual” at it again
 
Sure buddy, becausee that's how the world works.
Yes rich people are able to afford expensive things. That’s exactly how the world works retard. There’s no way you aren’t 100% a troll
 
Not normal to have roommates as an adult if you aren't studying
please tell me you're joking. Again, even the richest people in the world need roommates
, time to get a job sonny jim
You should actually try getting a job instead of shitposting on my threads. If you work in an area with cheap rent, you won't have a high paying job and will need roommates.

If you have a high paying job like CEO or banker, you will live in an area with very high rent (NYC, Silicon Valley), and thus still need roomates.

No matter where you are in the economic latter, you need roommates. The exception to this is living with your wife if you ascend but she also works so it's like a roommate.

I'm one of the wealthiest gen Z in the world and even I need roommates.
 
Oh some libtarded cuckopean country where everything is weird and impractical. You still have locks on the front door so by your retarded logic you are also expecting break ins. Locks on bedrooms and bathrooms are to ensure privacy you dumb cuck fuck as you can see would be useful. You might as well not have doors on any of your rooms either. The “Intellectual” at it again
At this point I'm ignoring you. 100% troll. No one is this stupid.

Unless you prove you live in Detroit or Columbia, I'm blocking you, that's the non-troll explanation for this stupidity.
 
please tell me you're joking. Again, even the richest people in the world need roommates

You should actually try getting a job instead of shitposting on my threads. If you work in an area with cheap rent, you won't have a high paying job and will need roommates.

If you have a high paying job like CEO or banker, you will live in an area with very high rent (NYC, Silicon Valley), and thus still need roomates.

No matter where you are in the economic latter, you need roommates. The exception to this is living with your wife if you ascend but she also works so it's like a roommate.

I'm one of the wealthiest gen Z in the world and even I need roommates.
Me too, my dad is Bill Gates uncles rapist, nigga go get a job and stop larping with your roomate bs
 
Roommate? I thought you make good money
 
Me too, my dad is Bill Gates uncles rapist, nigga go get a job and stop larping with your roomate bs
>"Go Get a Job" he says to the richest Gen Z in North America.

I could buy your whole family several times over.
 
>"Go Get a Job" he says to the richest Gen Z in North America.

I could buy your whole family several times over.
Buy me pls I am tired of innawoods wageslaving
 
You don't have a job. Stop the BS

If you did you'd know you need roommates. You live with retired mommy and daddy.
No mommy and daddy are too poor to support me, I was kicked out at 18, took up bluecollar slaving of truckdriver then HVAC with heating pumps, basically I make the same wage as a plumbertard or electriciancel while doing harder and more tedious work, but I assume you are in your late teens or early 20s student because you sound kinda retarded
 
No mommy and daddy are too poor to support me, I was kicked out at 18, took up bluecollar slaving of truckdriver then HVAC with heating pumps, basically I make the same wage as a plumbertard or electriciancel while doing harder and more tedious work, but I assume you are in your late teens or early 20s student because you sound kinda retarded
I'm in my early 20s but I work full time and have a high paying job in finance.
 
And? Everybody needs roommates. No one really makes enough to live alone these days.
When I worked I could EASILY afford a two bedroom apartment and I made below average salary
 

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