ROFL. HAD a Becky Date, at PF Chang, and a "MISUNDERSTANDING" that I'm 5 ft 6, not 6 ft 6.

[Broke Nepo Baby]

Damn, gotta have some fun. My profile used my actual face, but a TYPO made her think I was 6 ft 6.

She was sitting at the table waiting with TWO I phones. Wearing a black slut party dress and black strap up heels.

The look on her face, priceless when I strode up wearing CROCS (yellow) and AZ state t shirt.

She said. OH MY GOD and actually began to cry.

And said. WHO ...ARE ...YOU ??? in a sort if stuttering whimper.

I just walked to the back restroom smiling, took a piss, and never saw her again.

For fun .....I got to the car and texted her INSTA that she was a BIT FAT for me

 

[ChudCrusader]

Damn, gotta have some fun. My profile used my actual face, but a TYPO made her think I was 6 ft 6.

She was sitting at the table waiting with TWO I phones. Wearing a black slut party dress and black strap up heels.

The look on her face, priceless when I strode up wearing CROCS (yellow) and AZ state t shirt.

She said. OH MY GOD and actually began to cry.

And said. WHO ...ARE ...YOU ??? in a sort if stuttering whimper.

I just walked to the back restroom smiling, took a piss, and never saw her again.

For fun .....I got to the car and texted her INSTA that she was a BIT FAT for me

Mogs me for going on a date

 

[Broke Nepo Baby]

Mogs me for going on a date

Well....a prank
....

 

[AutistSupremacist]

Next time punch her in her liver

 

[Broke Nepo Baby]

Cat fishing is only warranted if a girl is a disgustingly mean and obnoxious looks and height bigot spreading hate instead of human compassion

 

[RealSchizo]

so your face is above average ?

 

[Violet loner]

Moga me for having face that can attract foids

 

[ChudCrusader]

Moga me for having face that can attract foids

 

[RealSchizo]

I would have insulted you for being on a date but then I read that you are 5'6 and it all made sense tbh. 5'6 is a death sentence and you can only get away with it only if you had a Bradd Pitt face.

 

[Broke Nepo Baby]

so your face is above average ?

Frauded

 

[RealSchizo]

Frauded

Brutal fraudpill, why even bother frauding when sooner or later she'll see your face. It kind of is pointless. Foids are too demanding and at mere 5'6 height you're fucked either way.

 

[Maikowski]

what race are u

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

u can probably ascend
i cant even get dates