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Rocket league is the worst game

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I can’t belive people are actually playing this dogshit game.

It doesn’t even help you with any real skill like fast reaction time or good hearing the ball just goes randomly

Take csgo or siege for an example it actually takes skill and helps you with other shooter fps games.

Rocket league feels like a college kid wanted to get a good grade on his project.

Wrote this thread because I’m above average at most of the fps shooter games without effort or bare minimum hours on the game BUT rocket league im horrible like I have 45 hours and still can’t figure out shit it’s not even skill issue it’s just not made for me my type of games are fast reaction time and hearing
 
Played this game years ago and I was trash at it like most multiplayer games
 
yeah the game is just too hard
 
You need to be good at predicting the ball path.
 
You need to be good at predicting the ball path.
Whole bunch of bs that game is no skill jynxzi fucking beat top one player when he has 15 hours on the game
 
Whole bunch of bs that game is no skill jynxzi fucking beat top one player when he has 15 hours on the game
He only had to score one point, while the pro had to score a 100, and he lost the second time:feelskek:.
 
He only had to score one point, while the pro had to score a 100, and he lost the second time:feelskek:.
Doesn’t matter he won once against a fucking pro with thousands of hours on the game ofc it’s fair in other games a pro can beat a new player 100 times before then can beat you once jynxzi showed the with siege
 
Doesn’t matter he won once against a fucking pro with thousands of hours on the game ofc it’s fair in other games a pro can beat a new player 100 times before then can beat you once jynxzi showed the with siege
Literal retard comment.
 
He only had to score one point, while the pro had to score a 100, and he lost the second time:feelskek:.
Correct.

And OP should just learn to play the game.
 
I can’t belive people are actually playing this dogshit game.

It doesn’t even help you with any real skill like fast reaction time or good hearing the ball just goes randomly

Take csgo or siege for an example it actually takes skill and helps you with other shooter fps games.

Rocket league feels like a college kid wanted to get a good grade on his project.

Wrote this thread because I’m above average at most of the fps shooter games without effort or bare minimum hours on the game BUT rocket league im horrible like I have 45 hours and still can’t figure out shit it’s not even skill issue it’s just not made for me my type of games are fast reaction time and hearing
I never liked playing online games
 
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Correct.

And OP should just learn to play the game.
Fuck that stupid ass game I have 70 hours on that shit still can’t figure it out I got a pc recently and had way more hours on my Xbox and I still can’t figure this shit out
 
It is a skill issue, you just said you hate the game because it's too hard for you.
Nah it’s hard for almost everyone and I’m genetically gifted to be good at shooter games
 
I tried it and i swear after 10 hours all my goals are just pure lucky, the skill floor on the game to predict where the ball goes and controlling your car to hit the right spot is too high
 
You being bad at it doesn't make it a bad game. So you can get good at FPS in no time because you have good reaction times? Good for you. In Rocket League you need to learn how to drive the car and control the ball, there is a high skill ceiling compared to most braindead FPS games. Is chess bad because you're not a pro after playing it for a while too?

And I'm not defending Rocket League because I'm a fan. I don't like it, because I think that the controls are messy and there are too many buttons to press independently at once, and I don't have that much control on my fingers to play it well, just like how I don't have good enough reaction times and aim to play well FPS games. I'd rather spend the time it takes to get good at these games learning an instrument, drawing, or a more useful skill.
 
I tried it and i swear after 10 hours all my goals are just pure lucky, the skill floor on the game to predict where the ball goes and controlling your car to hit the right spot is too high
These games don't make sense to me anymore because you're expected to put in an amount of effort, time and study that would be better spent anywhere else, just to be good enough to not be a hopeless noob. It made more sense as a kid with a lot of time to waste, but now not so much. It's like having a second job, and for what?

Nah it’s hard for almost everyone and I’m genetically gifted to be good at shooter games
Good for you, but the skills don't transfer over, and I don't get why you think they would have to.
 
I can’t belive people are actually playing this dogshit game.

It doesn’t even help you with any real skill like fast reaction time or good hearing the ball just goes randomly

Take csgo or siege for an example it actually takes skill and helps you with other shooter fps games.

Rocket league feels like a college kid wanted to get a good grade on his project.

Wrote this thread because I’m above average at most of the fps shooter games without effort or bare minimum hours on the game BUT rocket league im horrible like I have 45 hours and still can’t figure out shit it’s not even skill issue it’s just not made for me my type of games are fast reaction time and hearing
such a shit game who even enjoys this
 
aestheticaly, i find the game unpleasant. It's so hypereal, it hardly seems like something someone would think: Hey, that sounds like a fun game idea! Let's play soccer with an RC car!
Rather, it seems like a dialectical result of game saturation: Hmm, everything's been done, what's something retarded that might work.
 
I can’t belive people are actually playing this dogshit game.

It doesn’t even help you with any real skill like fast reaction time or good hearing the ball just goes randomly

Take csgo or siege for an example it actually takes skill and helps you with other shooter fps games.

Rocket league feels like a college kid wanted to get a good grade on his project.

Wrote this thread because I’m above average at most of the fps shooter games without effort or bare minimum hours on the game BUT rocket league im horrible like I have 45 hours and still can’t figure out shit it’s not even skill issue it’s just not made for me my type of games are fast reaction time and hearing
CSGO is a CHAD game, same with siege
 
mario kart is better
 
It's a game for niggers who are hyper-autistic about "mastering" the game mechanics.

I literally cannot stand any modern multiplayer game because it's all about abusing the mechanics.
 
Autists are supposed to be good at RL
Most mechanically demanding game oat and thats what keeps me coming back
 
I can’t belive people are actually playing this dogshit game.

It doesn’t even help you with any real skill like fast reaction time or good hearing the ball just goes randomly

Take csgo or siege for an example it actually takes skill and helps you with other shooter fps games.

Rocket league feels like a college kid wanted to get a good grade on his project.

Wrote this thread because I’m above average at most of the fps shooter games without effort or bare minimum hours on the game BUT rocket league im horrible like I have 45 hours and still can’t figure out shit it’s not even skill issue it’s just not made for me my type of games are fast reaction time and hearing
Go into one singular valorant game and talk and you will realize it’s the worst shitter to exist
 
sucks to suck
 
I can’t belive people are actually playing this dogshit game.

It doesn’t even help you with any real skill like fast reaction time or good hearing the ball just goes randomly

Take csgo or siege for an example it actually takes skill and helps you with other shooter fps games.

Rocket league feels like a college kid wanted to get a good grade on his project.

Wrote this thread because I’m above average at most of the fps shooter games without effort or bare minimum hours on the game BUT rocket league im horrible like I have 45 hours and still can’t figure out shit it’s not even skill issue it’s just not made for me my type of games are fast reaction time and hearing
It's literally one of the most skilled game ever
 
There are worse ones but it's a retarded game.
 

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