A mystical spirit visits you and informs you that because you have been an incel with bad luck for so long, it is willing to give you a choice between three brilliant gifts.
The first is a robot waifu- one of a first of a kind advanced robot that is available only to the elite in society. She has perfectly simulated intelligence and is 100% loyal. She simulates affection 100% realistically and is able to perform any household tasks such as cleaning, cooking, even DIY. Ofc she is also fully functional for sex. You can also customize her initially to your heart's desire- she can be 100% realistic looking, cyborg looking, anime style, big tits, small tits, fully grown, loli- whatever. You can also customize her personality to whatever you want. The only thing that will remind you she is a robot (other than being unrealistic if you choose that) is that she has no bodily functions. She produces no saliva, she doesn't eat or shit etc. She will also require 7 hours of charging per day but can remain active while charging so long as she is on the lead, so you can cuddle in bed while she charges (or more).
The second option is $100 million. Simple as that. Tax free and straight into your bank account, or cold hard cash, whatever you choose. You can be king of the NEETs or go on to start a company and try and make even more, do as you like, it's your money.
Third option is chadification. DNA altering has allowed scientists to modify you to peak human condition. You will be made taller to stand well over 6 feet, your face will be sculpted into that of a perfect chad with customization for how you want to look, you can even pick what race you want to become. You will have perfect hair. You will gain the genetics for peak bodily condition, becoming muscled and lean with no effort whatsoever, and extremely strong. Not only this, but your IQ will be raised to 99.9th percentile- you will be able to master anything you put your mind too, any academic subject, any instrument, any sport, anything you could possibly want to get good at will come to you easily. Mentally you will become chad too, autism, anxiety, ADHD will all be removed and you will become much less inhibited.
The first is a robot waifu- one of a first of a kind advanced robot that is available only to the elite in society. She has perfectly simulated intelligence and is 100% loyal. She simulates affection 100% realistically and is able to perform any household tasks such as cleaning, cooking, even DIY. Ofc she is also fully functional for sex. You can also customize her initially to your heart's desire- she can be 100% realistic looking, cyborg looking, anime style, big tits, small tits, fully grown, loli- whatever. You can also customize her personality to whatever you want. The only thing that will remind you she is a robot (other than being unrealistic if you choose that) is that she has no bodily functions. She produces no saliva, she doesn't eat or shit etc. She will also require 7 hours of charging per day but can remain active while charging so long as she is on the lead, so you can cuddle in bed while she charges (or more).
The second option is $100 million. Simple as that. Tax free and straight into your bank account, or cold hard cash, whatever you choose. You can be king of the NEETs or go on to start a company and try and make even more, do as you like, it's your money.
Third option is chadification. DNA altering has allowed scientists to modify you to peak human condition. You will be made taller to stand well over 6 feet, your face will be sculpted into that of a perfect chad with customization for how you want to look, you can even pick what race you want to become. You will have perfect hair. You will gain the genetics for peak bodily condition, becoming muscled and lean with no effort whatsoever, and extremely strong. Not only this, but your IQ will be raised to 99.9th percentile- you will be able to master anything you put your mind too, any academic subject, any instrument, any sport, anything you could possibly want to get good at will come to you easily. Mentally you will become chad too, autism, anxiety, ADHD will all be removed and you will become much less inhibited.
