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This guy was the epitome of what a superhuman football player is. Everyone in the entirety of the planet was in complete disbelief of his unhuman kicks, especially the goals from 0 degree angle. Physicists actually use some of his plays to teach students about the Magnus Effect. He literally kill someone if he kicked a ball directly into them. If there were more players like him around today, I would still be watching football matches like I used to when I was a kid. Brazil is just a country but the entire world of football players had this guy as a literal hero in the fields and a figure to be feared if he ever got to the ball, because shit would definitely GO DOWN.
Braziliancels, wtf happened to your country? Why can't we see players like him being revealed anymore? You had so many unbelieable talents like Ronaldo, Ronaldinho Gaucho, Kaka, Taffarel, Garrincha, and of course Roberto, and now you don't have guys like this anymore. Never liked Neymar, I always saw him as a joke, anyone barely touches him and he will roll for 100 meters non-stop screaming in pain and 2 seconds later he will be back up. There was only 1 legit play where I saw he actually got seriously hurt. Your footballs players were symbols and heroes in the whole planet, now your players are barely noticed. Whenever Brazil was playing a match, my whole family, all my friends and their parents and I would go out of our way to watch your fucking unstoppable team playing. Whenever my bunch of childhood friends was playing football and someone had to do a free kick, they would think they were Roberto Carlos. Fuck dude, those were the days.
Anyway, today I got a kick of nostalgia from the old times watching football and watched some of his legendary plays. It was pure glory.
I really like this one because it perfectly shows the unhuman strength and precision he had. I bet his teammates were thinking "bro are you fucking kidding me that you are really gonna try this?"
The goalkeeper (Barthez) must be asking wtf just happened there to this day. Dude broke all laws oh physics in his career. If I was one of the French players I would kindly ask to get the fuck out of that wall so I would not be killed.
I love your commentators, by the way, they really show a lot of passion and emotion.
Braziliancels, wtf happened to your country? Why can't we see players like him being revealed anymore? You had so many unbelieable talents like Ronaldo, Ronaldinho Gaucho, Kaka, Taffarel, Garrincha, and of course Roberto, and now you don't have guys like this anymore. Never liked Neymar, I always saw him as a joke, anyone barely touches him and he will roll for 100 meters non-stop screaming in pain and 2 seconds later he will be back up. There was only 1 legit play where I saw he actually got seriously hurt. Your footballs players were symbols and heroes in the whole planet, now your players are barely noticed. Whenever Brazil was playing a match, my whole family, all my friends and their parents and I would go out of our way to watch your fucking unstoppable team playing. Whenever my bunch of childhood friends was playing football and someone had to do a free kick, they would think they were Roberto Carlos. Fuck dude, those were the days.
Anyway, today I got a kick of nostalgia from the old times watching football and watched some of his legendary plays. It was pure glory.
I really like this one because it perfectly shows the unhuman strength and precision he had. I bet his teammates were thinking "bro are you fucking kidding me that you are really gonna try this?"
The goalkeeper (Barthez) must be asking wtf just happened there to this day. Dude broke all laws oh physics in his career. If I was one of the French players I would kindly ask to get the fuck out of that wall so I would not be killed.
I love your commentators, by the way, they really show a lot of passion and emotion.