News "robbery was scuppered because the 66-year-old gang member was having incontinence issues and needed an operation on his prostate"

[The Notorious SLAV]

So this is what the oldcel darktriadmaxxers are doing.

Gang of alleged armed robbers in their 60s and 70s arrested in Italy

Six were known to Rome’s criminal underworld for tenacity in carrying out burglaries at post offices

www.theguardian.com

 

[WØLF]

A gang of six alleged robbers in their 60s and 70s known in Rome’s criminal underworld for their tenacity in carrying out a series of armed burglaries at post offices in the city have been arrested by police in Italy.

The gang’s leaders were 70-year-old Italo De Witt, nicknamed “the German”, who became renowned in the mid-1990s after a sophisticated heist of a bank near the Spanish Steps, and a 75-year-old who played the role of lookout.

This is the irl equivalent of when you and your homies complete all of the side quests and go back and beat the first boss's ass for the hell of it

 

[FrothySolutions]

Italian criminals that old are supposed to be drinking anisette and negotiating no-show jobs at the Esplanade. I see myself in those guys. Very old, but nothing to show for your years. Still living like a kid.

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

This is the irl equivalent of when you and your homies complete all of the side quests and go back and beat the first boss's ass for the hell of it

what homies ?

 

[WØLF]

what homies ?

I was trying to be funny. Let me have something

 

[LeFrenchCel]

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

I was trying to be funny. Let me have something

Most people on here don't have homies, thats why i said that

 

[WØLF]

Most people on here don't have homies, thats why i said that

I know. I have literally zero friends, but I said it for the sake of the joke. Over for jestercels

 

[Whitefeminineboy]

So this is what the oldcel darktriadmaxxers are doing.

Gang of alleged armed robbers in their 60s and 70s arrested in Italy

Six were known to Rome’s criminal underworld for tenacity in carrying out burglaries at post offices

www.theguardian.com

chad life

 

[Emba]

I know. I have literally zero friends, but I said it for the sake of the joke. Over for jestercels

Hahahaha yeah