Serious Riddle: why do Curries worship cows?

[comradespiderman29]

Because, cows are white.

 

[comradespiderman29]

@Emba tier joke btw.

 

[comradespiderman29]

Also Inceldom discussed.

 

[ReconElement]

Cows are holy in Indo-Aryan myths, even Zorastrians used or use cows in some of their rituals, it stems from their common ancestral work of being pastoralists in the steppe

 

[comradespiderman29]

Cows are holy in Indo-Aryan myths, even Zorastrians used or use cows in some of their rituals, it stems from their common ancestral work of being pastoralists in the steppe

But I don't think that prevented zorastrians from eating cows. Curries should eat cows, no worship them. Beef is very nutritious.

 

[ReconElement]

But I don't think that prevented zorastrians from eating cows. Curries should eat cows, no worship them. Beef is very nutritious.

Not eating beef is probably a latter development, cults and beliefs keep developing but horses and cows are very important for pastoralists maybe this belief just continued and became rigid as these people became more agrarian and sedentary

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

Also Inceldom discussed.

 

[comradespiderman29]

Not eating beef is probably a latter development, cults and beliefs keep developing but horses and cows are very important for pastoralists maybe this belief just continued and became rigid as these people became more agrarian and sedentary

Maybe, yeah.

 

[curryboy420]

Those are the nigger cows the good cow is either half white half black or brown fluffy

 

[curryboy420]

 

[DarthBurritoBastard]

cows taste good

 

[Sloth Vs Kanga]

cows taste good

 

[Emba]

@Emba tier joke btw.

I need a cowpiss shower...

 

[Johnny_Connecticut]

Need to buy more steak. Thanks OP.

 

[Fevet]

But I don't think that prevented zorastrians from eating cows. Curries should eat cows, no worship them. Beef is very nutritious

I recall a Brahmin (upper caste hindu) nigga berating my friend endlessly for bringing beef for his lunch at school

 

[DarthBurritoBastard]

I recall a Brahmin (upper caste hindu) nigga berating my friend endlessly for bringing beef for his lunch at school

Too bad the highest Brahmin still wallows in cow poop during the dung festivals

 

[LeDepravedCel]

cows taste good

 

[LeDepravedCel]

I need a cowpiss shower...

GOOD MORNING SAAR

 

[Emba]

GOOD MORNING SAAR

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