After successfully surviving and navigating the jeet pit, unstoned and alive, one of the the finest jeet foids (a 3 as opposed to the sub2s in the pit) appears before you and rubs on your dick as if it were a magic lamp, and instead of cum, your cock shoots out plumes of white smoke, out from which steps out the legendary warrior princess, Fatima.
Your present your testicles to her as a show of your resolve and sacrifice. She takes them in her hand, and with her other, she draws her sword and slices your right one off in one swift motion. She puts your now severed teste in her pouch of chud sub5 balls she’s collected over the years.
Before you even realize it, she’s swung her sword towards you, and a FLASH! of light. Everything goes white, you open your eyes, you’re back in your bed. You climb out. Standing now, the room seems further away? Somehow? As in, your desk now feels further away from the tips of your fingers, you have to bend down to reach it. And when you stand, your bed looks much lower to the ground than you know it to be.
You walk out of your room- OW! You hit your head on the top of the door frame. That’s weird. You’ve never hit your head before-… wait…. Quick as Fatima’s swing, you dash to the bathroom, your fingers can’t locate the light switch fast enough. The light for a moment blurs your vision. You stare into the mirror as your regain your sight.
Tears pool in your eyes
You touch your face.
You’re finally human.
-finis
