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Discussion Investmens ideas: how to raise capital as a sub-5 Neetbuxxcel

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As some of you already know, I get neetbuxx and study finance rn. As I am planning on never working in my life or starting a business at some point, I want to make some money by investing instead. I have messaged a couple of people about it already and got some great suggestions.

I have currently opened a trading account and will be investing in a number of assets. There are a couple of risk factors for the short term and opportunities: I just heard today about a potential hantavirus breakout. Who knows what might happen in a few months. If a pandemic breaks out, I will for sure buy the dip for the DOW and the S&P 500, as they will cruise to new heights again after a new pandemic, offering a great investment opportunity. The Dow and S&P 500 average a 10% annual ROI anyway, so long-term it is a low-risk investment.

There are also some other ideas I have, which I got from some users. These are defense- and war-related assets. Since Mark Rutte raised the defense budgets of the whole EU and Trump raised the US defense budgets big time as well, investing in the weapon industry is, in the medium term, a very lucrative idea.

If a pandemic breaks out and a vaccine or anything related gets engineered, I will also invest in those companies, since enough sheeple will take a new needle, leading to record profits for Big Pharma. Normies, foids, and chads have no time anyway to do any research, so they will just take the jab like the useless goy cattle they are. I don't mind supporting Israel anyway, so if the situation arises, I will invest in big pharma as well. I am also planning on buying crypto but haven't bought it at the right time. I think I will wait on that and understand the market more, and since I am a bit too late since I didn't buy the 50k dip, I will wait. I have made some profit with it before. Bitcoin price has a max supply of 21 million and reduces every year since some people lose their keys and accounts from time to time. Factors like a depleting dollar or euro, low interest rates, news coverage, big players dumping, a high number of people buying and selling, or mass investing are some important factors determining Bitcoin value.

Does anyone else have more suggestions and information to make some money with investing? Let me know.

Pinging some fellas @Spooky_Heejin @Sir Silentium @LastGerman everyone feel free to give advise btw
 
@AtrociousCitizen I think this might be interesting and relevant for you as well
 
Start rugpulling normfags
 
This is a serious thread tbh. Hard to rugpull when people don't like you. They won't trust you by default
Oh sorry, tbh making decent profit through investing is so hard without insider knowledge. I don't recommend to live your life only on investments
 
Oh sorry, tbh making decent profit through investing is so hard without insider knowledge. I don't recommend to live your life only on investments
not my plan but there are low risk ways to make decent money with it. When a pandemic happens, buy the dip for example of the S&P 500. There are certain risk free ways of making decent returns
 
lol

1. buy the dip
2. diversify

literally the only two things you need to know when it comes to investing

dont ignore bonds, high yield savings accounts, dividend yielding stocks, perpetual preferred stocks

these generate yield and give you monthly payments (or quarterly). a nice way to earn a little money if you're not an old rich boomer fag with multiple rental properties gouging poor renters

STRC has a variable annual dividend rate and it's 11.5% right now. It's btc tied and super risky but that's a really damn good yield.

For example, If you buy $100,000 worth of STRC, that's $11,500 yield per year paid to you so thats $958.33 per month passive income.

Of course not financial advice. STRC is super risky as with any high yielding equity product. company goes bust, you're fucked

Read the fine print though and do your own research, they can also suspend payments at anytime.
 
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lol

1. buy the dip
2. diversify

literally the only two things you need to know when it comes to investing

dont ignore bonds, high yield savings accounts, dividend yielding stocks, perpetual preferred stocks

these generate yield and give you monthly payments. a nice way to earn a little money if you're not an old rich boomer fag with multiple rental properties gouging poor renters

STRC has a variable annual dividend rate of 11.5% right now. It's btc tied and super risky but that's a really damn good yield.

If you buy $100,000 worth of STRC, that's $11,500 yield per year paid to you so thats $958.33 per month passive income.

Of course not financial advice. STRC is super risky as with any high yielding equity product. company goes bust, you're fucked

Read the fine print though and do your own research, they can also suspend payments at anytime.
I will read upon your suggestions. I have some experience with crypto trading, so I am not a complete doofus. I will get back to you later king thanks
 
Not a bad idea. I hope you get a good return from it. You're thinking into the future much farther than I am or most people our age.
 
Not a bad idea. I hope you get a good return from it. You're thinking into the future much farther than I am or most people our age.
:feelsYall: :dab:making money is king
 
It really is. While you may be an incel, you'll at least be able to cope in peace.
Invest Stock Market GIF by xponentialdesign
 
As some of you already know, I get neetbuxx and study finance rn. As I am planning on never working in my life or starting a business at some point, I want to make some money by investing instead. I have messaged a couple of people about it already and got some great suggestions.

I have currently opened a trading account and will be investing in a number of assets. There are a couple of risk factors for the short term and opportunities: I just heard today about a potential hantavirus breakout. Who knows what might happen in a few months. If a pandemic breaks out, I will for sure buy the dip for the DOW and the S&P 500, as they will cruise to new heights again after a new pandemic, offering a great investment opportunity. The Dow and S&P 500 average a 10% annual ROI anyway, so long-term it is a low-risk investment.

There are also some other ideas I have, which I got from some users. These are defense- and war-related assets. Since Mark Rutte raised the defense budgets of the whole EU and Trump raised the US defense budgets big time as well, investing in the weapon industry is, in the medium term, a very lucrative idea.

If a pandemic breaks out and a vaccine or anything related gets engineered, I will also invest in those companies, since enough sheeple will take a new needle, leading to record profits for Big Pharma. Normies, foids, and chads have no time anyway to do any research, so they will just take the jab like the useless goy cattle they are. I don't mind supporting Israel anyway, so if the situation arises, I will invest in big pharma as well. I am also planning on buying crypto but haven't bought it at the right time. I think I will wait on that and understand the market more, and since I am a bit too late since I didn't buy the 50k dip, I will wait. I have made some profit with it before. Bitcoin price has a max supply of 21 million and reduces every year since some people lose their keys and accounts from time to time. Factors like a depleting dollar or euro, low interest rates, news coverage, big players dumping, a high number of people buying and selling, or mass investing are some important factors determining Bitcoin value.

Does anyone else have more suggestions and information to make some money with investing? Let me know.

Pinging some fellas @Spooky_Heejin @Sir Silentium @LastGerman everyone feel free to give advise btw
If the gov see you got additional income they may decrease the neetbuxx given to you for the year to even it out. GL tho
 
If the gov see you got additional income they may decrease the neetbuxx given to you for the year to even it out. GL tho
not with the buxx I get
 
What is your opinion on swing trading Bitcoin?
 
I prefer long term investing. If you got decent skill, swing trading is quite profitable tho
Yea my dad just does long term investing, but there is someone on discord (might be a scammer) that has been begging me to invest with him since 2024 doing swing trading with bitcoin.

He sent me that screenshot that looks fake, I don't remember whether I showed you or not;
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Apparently he made this in a week
 
Yea my dad just does long term investing, but there is someone on discord (might be a scammer) that has been begging me to invest with him since 2024 doing swing trading with bitcoin.

He sent me that screenshot that looks fake, I don't remember whether I showed you or not;
View attachment 1723224 Apparently he made this in a week
thise are always scammers dont fall for it
 
thise are always scammers dont fall for it
That's what I was thinking, but I just don't see how he can even scam me.

He said he will tell me when to do the withdrawals with his other few guys, like i'm not giving any money to him.

But it would be weird that he is just contacting random people on discord to practically give them money. I asked him about that and he said he is trying to build a "community", but he is so damn persistent. Like since April 2024, non stop replies to me literally begging me to trade.
 
I pretty much just buy total stock market index funds

has worked out well and is consistent

Per AI:
The wealthiest 10% of households now own approximately 93% of all stocks.
This ownership is heavily skewed toward the very top of the wealth ladder:
  • The Top 1%: Own roughly 50% of all corporate equities and mutual fund shares.
  • The Top 10%: Control between 87% and 93% of stock market wealth.
  • The Bottom 50%: Hold only about 1% of the nation's stock market wealth

this is literally what the rich / the jews do with their money, so who am I to disagree?

Also, the barrier to entry for this is relatively (surprisingly) low. You can buy 1 share of VTI for $350
 

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