Retirement villagemaxxing

[imdevih]

Hear me out
Retirement villages have a higher female to male ratio, as well as easily manipulated widows. If I don’t have erectile dysfunction by that age MAYBE I WILL FINALKY HAVE MY PRIME FUCKING SEXY OLD FOIDS

this is my reason to continue living

 

[Animecel2D]

 

[JustAnotherCynic]

By that age I'll likely have alzheimers or something bc my genetics are absolute shit.

 

[imdevih]

By that age I'll likely have alzheimers or something bc my genetics are absolute shit.

Look on the bright side, you could live out your final days in blissful unawareness of the mistreatment you endured during your life