JFL Request for bummerdrummer

[Speedloader]

@BummerDrummer
Hello my nigga. Can you record voice message where you read this text with your magnificent voice?

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Shit,so I go down the alley dark and the bump,bitch fucking,was well as the dumpling.But the homeless,they are bitches see that I excited much odor sensed spermotoksikoznye looks well and fit.And the most gallant of them, the grandfather starts to fuck me like fuck to get a pussy to suck on those and you want us to give vodka.I go fucking nuts,but as no fool fucking take a bottle in which to pee,and hit dick on the head.His bitch shuddered from the points shit flowed and he fell down and your head on the ground,brains dripping well, estessno,but back here comes another drew,but I th?I'm blaming this on the floor and give him sniff his sweaty testicles,well, the fucking power is not calculated,the hair on the eggs gets him in the nose,well, this fag and kick in.Well, I go fucking nuts from this outcome,but there is still a lot of fucking homeless people fucking left and I want to run.Well, what do you think?hit me on the head and one on his knees, and he let's fly and unbuttoning,I'm stunned,to do the same, can not do anything well and he sticks me in the ass and begins to hum the song from Mario.On me nostalgic memories I make,and I remembered how once the plumber like Mario tried to fuck me,and fear my asshole tightened and cock bum tore the fuck up.Pizdos starts yelling and dying from blood loss,but his cronies,hell fucking revenge decide to pull out Dicks and go for me.the homeless creature a sort of start to masturbate your pussy.Well, Aya?And I remembered how dad taught me to hedgehogs circumcision do,well then get a butterfly knife out of cowards,skin pussy stretched bum as the old man taught and abruptly cut off.And the thing is screaming like a pig,and the shit points its flowing and out of your nose snot, well, it means from the sight of such a Shawarma from Givi started asking to go outside and barfed on the homeless.What about the other homeless people you ask,they are sneaky bitches left wounded and fled each other's pussies to finger.Well, I after this incident, understand what my meaning of life and began to conduct operations on circumcision

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Over for @BummerDrummer

 

[BummerDrummer]

It looks like a wall of text for me. No breaks or character lines or anything. Is it suppose to look that confusing?

 

[Speedloader]

It looks like a wall of text for me. No breaks or character lines or anything. Is it suppose to look that confusing?

That’s a text that i wrote 5 years ago while i was in school. The original is in russian and english version is just translated with some shitty google translator program just for lulz. Thx by the way, i almost died of laughter

 

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bummer the blackcel drummer.

 

[Speedloader]

bummer the blackcel drummer.

Bums me drums me

 

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over for niggacels

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Requests me

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

very nice

 

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Bummer does too much audio scared he will get doxxed

 

[Speedloader]

Bummer does too much audio scared he will get doxxed

Bummerdrummer low inhib mogs the entire human population

 

[FrailPaleStaleMale]

You VC on discord then? You heard his voice so assuming so

 

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Bummerdrummer low inhib mogs the entire human population

Kind of risky tho

 

[Yerberito]

Interesting